shit the mun makes

WHEN YOU REALISE THAT ONCE DAMON IS IN A RELATIONSHIP HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON THAT PERSON AND YOU JUST :’))))) 

shit i’ve said

“Shower me with socks.”
“Name it pënis, that way it’s PEEnis instead of just penis.”
“Shit, I forgot a mushroom.”
“Did you just call it cocksmack?”
“His voice is kinda hot, though. It’s like all dark and mysterious.”
“I thought I’d give you a little piece of my uh… coffee shop wisdom.”
“They’re so straight for each other.”
“Why are their feet so fucking big?”
“*Goofy voice* HFYUCK!”
“Well, I mean, I guess there are things on a girl that she might not want you to grab…”
“*yawning* Shut up, I don’t care…”
“I want my veal! I don’t care about the back of your truck.”
“IT’S A TREE FARM!”
“Who the fuck is Whippy Goldberg?”
“She was too eager with the white, and now she’s gone and fucked up my trim.”
“Pepe the Frog has more sex appeal than you.”
“It’s just a big, happy Santa!”
“We found a giant, golden dildo under her mattress and I just dropped it and lost my shit. I started calling it Hercules.”
“I want to live out the rest of my life, not be incinerated by flaming feces.”
“Do you just casually have cocaine?”
“My left tit is calm, it’s the right one that’s a little feisty.”
“But I usually look emo! At least I’d be being honest!”
“I have a lot of long things haha, but arms aren’t one of them.”
“Did he just poop that out? ‘Cause it made a pooping noise.”
“Why do you have such high cheekbones you fucking weirdo?”
“Have I unleashed hell?”
“Hi, my name is Daddu. I enjoy hoe and spitting cock on the biich.”
“That dad lowkey has a bubble butt and he’s rocking it. Damn.”

For munday I’m giving you something I’m working on in my spare time because I’m so in love with it? It’s already at 42" diameter and I’ve only used 3 skeins out of my projected 18 (52 rounds of 111) so I’m THINKING competed, it’ll be around 11ft. 🤗 

(translation: hoping it’ll be around 11ft. More than double me.)

anonymous asked:

I feel like shit but your blog makes me laugh and forget about everything.(@sufin5ever, this is a side blog and I'm too shy to sent this with my personal blog, lol) Thanks for your drawings :')

// That’s so nice to hear! Seriously everytime people say stuff like this, it makes me so happy. And there’s no reason to be shy :D I have followed your Sufin blog for long time anyway. But thanks for the nice message, I’ll keep up this piece of shit alive, no worries //