shit the mun makes

anonymous asked:

HA I SLIPPED IN A SLEEPING DRUG INTO ALL THE COFFEE MACHINES YOU CANNONT ESCAPE YOUR SLUMBER

((elsewhere, sammy and a handful of other employees are asleep at their desks. Also, somebody please get Henry to a hospital.))

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shit i’ve said

“Shower me with socks.”
“Name it pënis, that way it’s PEEnis instead of just penis.”
“Shit, I forgot a mushroom.”
“Did you just call it cocksmack?”
“His voice is kinda hot, though. It’s like all dark and mysterious.”
“I thought I’d give you a little piece of my uh… coffee shop wisdom.”
“They’re so straight for each other.”
“Why are their feet so fucking big?”
“*Goofy voice* HFYUCK!”
“Well, I mean, I guess there are things on a girl that she might not want you to grab…”
“*yawning* Shut up, I don’t care…”
“I want my veal! I don’t care about the back of your truck.”
“IT’S A TREE FARM!”
“Who the fuck is Whippy Goldberg?”
“She was too eager with the white, and now she’s gone and fucked up my trim.”
“Pepe the Frog has more sex appeal than you.”
“It’s just a big, happy Santa!”
“We found a giant, golden dildo under her mattress and I just dropped it and lost my shit. I started calling it Hercules.”
“I want to live out the rest of my life, not be incinerated by flaming feces.”
“Do you just casually have cocaine?”
“My left tit is calm, it’s the right one that’s a little feisty.”
“But I usually look emo! At least I’d be being honest!”
“I have a lot of long things haha, but arms aren’t one of them.”
“Did he just poop that out? ‘Cause it made a pooping noise.”
“Why do you have such high cheekbones you fucking weirdo?”
“Have I unleashed hell?”
“Hi, my name is Daddu. I enjoy hoe and spitting cock on the biich.”
“That dad lowkey has a bubble butt and he’s rocking it. Damn.”

OOC Anthy/Akechi comparison

Wooooooo boi, I’m sorry this took so long. I actually rewatched the entire Black Rose arc and end of series before I wrote this so I could have it fresh in my mind. If only I had an easier time seeing all the Akechi scenes too. 

Thank you both for your intrest! Also I havn’t seen Evangelion in so long but please, Anon!!! I would love to hear their comparisons as well, please send them to me!!!! @reversalsun

I’m gonna preface this by saying this is not a “Akechi has done nothing wrong” post. Akechi has done many things wrong. Akechi has done some truly terrible shit. I do believe Akechi to be a tragic figure however and more so a product of a lot of shitty things. Despite this being, like, way too long this is only the bare bones of my analysis of both Akechi. Hahahaaaa, if you want more on Akechi and how I in particular view him and his bs lemme know. Though some will be coming out with asks on the blog depending what people ask. I’m so sorry I’m incredibly long winded, this is like, 5+ pages omg. Good luck reading all of this losers.

ALSO THIS IS LIKE ALL SPOILERS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T READ IT UNLESS YOU’VE COMPLETED AT LEAST SHIDO’S PALACE. BETTER YET THE TRUE ENDING TO THE GAME.

Keep reading

//And then I remembered Assassin Yi has nice hair

  But also that he is very, very depressed