shit thats not the right answer

anonymous asked:

I played FFXV after I saw your numerous posts. It's an okay game but Noctis is your typical flat emo character, I don't understand the ruckus for him.


Anon-san, are you sure

that we

even play

a same game

Because.. I mean..

just look

at this guy



This game have a lot of flaws but I’m certain Noct’s characterization is not part of them. Of course you’re free to like or dislike and entitled to your own opinion, but….flat…… no, anon. Just, no. I have to disagree. Fight me.

lokthaire  asked:

So I have a question if you're willing to divulge the information (and it's perfectly understandable if you don't wish to!), but a friend and I were having a discussion about reptiles and we got talking about Iguanas and although we were both youngish at the time you would see them EVERYWHERE cheap and being panned as these great animals (to ME Iguanas are a reptile for masochists) but anyways, this lead to us realizing that Tegu are starting to become the new iguana.. 1/2

2/2 they’re starting to become readily available, cheap, and have a cool factor to them. So if possible -and any larger reptile owner feel free to add to this! Would you be willing to tell of what your weekly, monthly, and yearly expenses as well as anything else that popped up that you didn’t expect just to show people that it’s not just a cool looking animal but a potentially and certainly expensive reptile to own? I understand this can be a personal topic and understand not wanting to share.

OH MY GOD I FEEL THE SAME WAY tegus really do not need to become the new iguanas. This is a fantastic question and I’m thrilled to answer it.

SO. Weekly expenses… don’t really work out because a lot of purchases are made in bulk (food, etc.) every month or couple of months, but here’s a basic overview of how much things cost the first year I had her. Well. If I’d done things ideally- remember, I was foolish and tried to free roam her. HAD I done things appropriately with a cage, here’s how much it would have been. As it was, I did end up spending more than this trying to make free roaming work. Which most of the time it absolutely does not and I’m glad I stopped when I did.

Enclosure- I spent about 130ish on the grow tent and another 60ish bucks in materials to fix it up. That is absolutely the cheapest tegu setup you can make, and it’s not ideal for everyone- most enclosures you should plan for the 600+ dollar range. A PVC cage from a place like BeegerBoxes runs about a grand. I buy two 60 dollar lightbulbs a year, plus another 11 for her halogens and 10 for her CHE. The four dome lights cost me about 60 in total. The substrate I use costs 66 bucks every time the entire thing gets changed out. The swimming pool was about 25 and her water dish was I wanna say like… 20? Her big fake log was 35 and… ok I have no idea how much that footstool she stole is, but the crinkle tube was about 10 bucks. 

Total initial setup cost: 527 (in nearly ALL cases it will be more, I just lucked out with the grow tent idea.)

Then there’s vet checks! I needed a carrier, and the one I liked best (has a harness clip, comfy fleece pad, and places for heat packs if necessary) ran me about 35. I spent about 80 a visit and she goes at least once a year.  But wait! She hurt her lip! Add another 200 in followup visits and medication! I keep a few hundred bucks in an emergency savings account for vet visits. That’s non-negotiable. I put that aside in the first year I had her- it’s sitting pretty at 400 plus interest. 

By the end of the first few months, I’d spent about $832. Factoring in the savings account, that’s $1232. That’s not even including Juju OR the nonessentials. All the extra stuff? That cost more.

Then the food. I have some receipts for this- in the first year alone, Kaiju ate about 60 dollars’ worth of rats, about 100 dollars’ worth of reptilinks, and god only knows how much fruits, veggies, fish, and other stuff I could get at the grocery store. Let’s call the annual food bill 240? I might be lowballing that. So by the end of the first year, that puts her at like… $1492. Almost fifteen hundred dollars in the first year alone. Over twelve months, that works out to about $124 a month. Putting that in perspective: that’s about the cost of two additional Comcast bills. It’s like paying for two extra internet connections from a company that sees price gouging as a way of life. Can you afford two extra Comcast bills an entire month for a year? If no, then probably don’t get a tegu.

Now, that does peter down over the years- I don’t start from scratch every summer. But I do change out that bedding four times a year (or more if she doesn’t brumate), and I do buy two new MVBs every year- those are the 60 dollar lightbulbs. And she still eats probably about 300 dollars of food a year. She also gets an annual wellness visit. So that makes the minimum yearly cost about $764 (the ASPCA averages small dogs to be about $580 per year, to put that in perspective) and that’s again not counting extra stuff I buy to make her life more interesting. That’s about $64 a month… which is almost one additional Comcast bill. Can you afford an additional Comcast bill every month for the next 10+ years? Tegus are not cheap pets to maintain; to have a good quality of life, they need some seriously good care. There’s ways to do it cheaper, but if you’re impulse-buying a big reptile, you very likely do not have the know-how to do safely! You can certainly breed and grow much of your own food- that’ll help save money- but that also has initial startup costs, and requires the time and space that a lot of people just don’t have. I’m not saying they aren’t amazing pets- I mean, Juju’s the best thing to ever happen to me- but I am saying that they’re a commitment that shouldn’t be undertaken lightly.

And THEN there’s another monthly cost: Energy bills. Mine are included in my rent so I don’t actually know how much that is. So I can’t be much help there, unfortunately!  But that can get really expensive.

TL,DR: First year? Two extra Comcast bills per month. Rest of her life? One extra Comcast bill per month. If you can’t commit to that, then don’t get a tegu.

Everyone thinks Keith and Pidge would be cryptic buddies, but let’s be real,,, They would disagree on EVERYTHING:

•"Bigfoot wouldn’t live in a warm climate, you IDIOT!! He would be farther north, obviously?!“

•"Nessie is female??“
•"How would YOU know, Keith?? Do you have something to tell me?!?”

•"Lance… do you think stereotypical alien exist?“
•"You’re sleeping on the floor tonight.”
•"Aw man.“

•"Keith, please, just,,, drop the whole alien thing, we meet aliens everyday.“
•"Admit I’m right.”
•*running* "SHIT, ABORT MISSION!!”

anonymous asked:

RFA reacts to a blind MC

These ones were short and shit cause I’ve been lacking ideas already lol


  • he thinks Mc’s walking stick is so cute
  • Mc was born blind so their eyes are really glassy
  • Yoosung thinks they’re really pretty
  • He’s so jealous that MC can sleep with their eyes open 
  • MC secretly uses it to nap in lectures 
  • Yoosung has such a sour look on his face when they do this
  • He gets so flustered with all the skinship
  • MC is like let me touch you babe
  • MC always asks what’s going on when he’s playing LOLOL 
  • cause all they can hear is the clashing of swords and the occasional person screaming ‘Leroy Jenkins’ followed by various groans
  • He secretly hates audio descriptions but will never admit it to MC
  • smol bun would do anything for them


  • it’s called Buddy 
  • he thinks it’s so cute
  • Zen waves it in Jumin’s face
  • he attempts to look after MC like they’re a baby
  • but MC’s been in this game for years and they can square up when they need to
  • so much skinship
  • touch is really important to MC so they’re always grasping at Zen 
  • he legit basks in their touch 
  • Zen really likes that MC is blind it means that they don’t care about looks
  • MC says they can tell he’s handsome
  • Caused this  boi has a jawline that can cut glass


  • Baehee is so sweet and does all this research on blindness 
  • she doesn’t want to accidentally offend MC or smth 
  • Now she’s a pro and tends to MC’s every need
  • MC says that she doesn’t need to go through all the trouble 
  • MC secretly likes being pampered tho
  • They love playing with each other’s hair
  • Jaehee’s hair is super soft and thick so MC’s like..
  • 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • Jaehee is another one who gets flustered with skinship cause MC has no filter when it comes to hugs
  • Jaehee deals with all the annoying questions 
  • MC sometimes chips in and give totallly bullshit answers 
  • Jaehee  tries not to laugh


  • all aboard the Pampertown express, passengers MC
  • he looks after MC so well 
  • tried to hire a carer for MC but they’re like 
  • “what am I 90″
  • still insists on guards tho
  • wondered if Elizabeth III could become a guide cat
  • was so disappointed when Jaehee told him they didn’t exist 
  • MC really likes cuddling with Ella so it’s okay
  • MC has the most expensive gadgets 
  • they don’t use half of them but they appreciate all the effort Jumin puts in 
  • headcanon that blind! MC is a great musician so Jumin buys a giant piano
  • requests MC plays for him all the time
  • sometimes they do duets 
  • Jumin always casually brushes their fingers 
  • smooOOOth

Seven (Saeyoung)

  • legit thought MC was some superhero 
  • all MCs other senses are heightened due to them being blind 
  • so they’re hearing is 👌
  • Seven programmes all these gadgets for MC
  • he really likes touching Braille and he doesn’t know why
  • always gets MC Braille books he says they’re for them but they’re legit the most random books
  • like ‘The Price of Fish: A Rising Fishue’ or smth
  • he gets pouty that MC can’t see his babies
  • MC can’t really get into cars because they can’t see or drive them so they’re like
  • MC offered to get a guide dog with him but he said he had to stay faithful to Elly
  • MC eats Seven’s Honey Buddha Chips and pretends they mistook them for normal chips
  • Seven know they’re lying but he likes the look on their face when they get away with something 
  • Sometimes puts his glasses on MC just for the heck of it
  • MC acts all dramatic like their sight has been restored of something to get a laugh out of Seven 

~ Admin Petty 

shitty things malaria has done

A Comprehensive Study by snarkydarkling: 

  • ignores alina’s existence for ¾ of S&B even tho he’s supposed to be her best friend like ??? ok there friend of year 
  • “omg alina is actually fucking hot now??? hands off! i saw her first!” 
  • shames alina for daring to fit in at the little palace
  • shames alina for ….wearing black?? ha ha ha ha ok who made malaria the fashion police????
  • shames alina for daring to crush on someone who isn’t him even tho he’s probably banged half the first army 
  • shames alina for being well off for once (”And here you are, safe and sound, dancing and flirting like some cosseted little princess.”) yEAH FUCK YOU TOO MALARIA AJSHAKJDHSFK (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
  • “I love you, Alina, even the part of you that loved him” like whoa talk about a backhanded compliment and if we’re gonna keep holding ex-lovers against each other then alina might as well have responded with “yeahhh i love you too malware, even the part of you that fucked zoya, kissed ruby, and fingered anya” like oh my god mal get a fucking grip
  • he’s literally the happiest son of a bitch in the entire country at the beginning of s&s, completely ignoring the fact that alina is now sickly, weak, and terribly unhealthy because she’s suppressing her powers like he literally could not give two shits about alina’s well-being aS LONG AS HE’S DOING WELL THATS ALL THAT MATTERS (And you know he’s extra gross when even the villain of the fucking series is like ?? da fuq are you holding yourself back for ??? you look miserable??) 
  • when they’re on the darkling’s ship he’s more worried that alina might end up enjoying herself with darkles than like…oh, idk..getting fucking tortured by him???
  • actually ATTACKS nikolai for daring to make a sensible proposal to alina 
  • mal@nikolai: “You don’t have a right to her.” me@mal: HAHAHAHA STFU YOU SELFISH ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT OH MY GOD THE IRONY
  • doesn’t even let alina answer nikolai’s proposal bc why would his girlfriend need to think for herself??? have her own agency??? 
  • straight up admits he doesn’t even want to help ravka he just wants to get in alina’s pants 
  • whines and complains and generally acts like an oppressed fuckboi the entire time alina is trying to rebuild the second army and save her goddamn country 
  • “since i dont fit in for once in my life, im gonna act like an immature shithead and make your life miserable too wah wah wah” 
  • omg alina dares to flinch when malaria tries to kiss her? should we let her explain herself or should we act like crybaby and go shove our tongues down zoya’s throat? 
  • “psshhh its YOUR fault i kissed zoya!!! if you hadn’t dared to reject my magnificent self then i wouldn’t have had to kiss her obvs!!!11!” 
  • “omg i can’t believe you care about saving your country more than fucking me?? selfish bitch!!!” 
  • “i dont care that ravkas in a civil war and you’re our only hope of winning!! im going thru an identity crisis and i need you to stroke my ego 24/7!!!! im not a soldier, im not a tracker, so who am i alina/?? TELL ME WHO AM I???” a plague is what you are, you diseased prick 
  • i liked you better when you were insecure and powerless. where is that girl??? i want her back!!!!” 
  • “how dare you crush on a prince who actually treats with the respect you deserve??? fucking gold-digger!!!” 
  • abandons alina during his shift because he was too busy getting drunk and nearly lets her fucking die if toyla hadn’t intervened like yOU HAD ONE GODDAMN JOB MALARIA 
  • sabotages alina’s plan to kill the darkling 
  • spends all of r&r resenting having to help alina & nikolai save the goddamn country like can you make it any more obvious you’re only here to try and get into alina’s pants again???? 
  • “i am become a blade” is probably the most unintentionally hilarious and anti-climatic conclusion to mal’s irrelevant identity crisis like yes, good for you malaria, you’ve finally embraced your identity as a tool 
  • “listen i don’t have an army or a crown but if you don’t choose me you’re basically a gold-digging materialistic whore but no pressure lmao” 
  • hades was so repulsed by mal’s gross ass that he sent him back two seconds later 

anonymous asked:

Alternate ending: Lucifer is safely locked away. Kelly's baby is magically turned human and she goes off the raise him. Dean, Sam, Cas, and Mary go to Disney World on vacation. Crowley tags along. Cas ride space mountain 14 times. Rowena spends the whole week at the spa.

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

i’m reading this thread on askreddit about production issues in songs you might not notice or whatever and so many answers are people talking about how you can hear guitarist’s fingers slide down the strings during a chord change, or hearing the singer breathe in, or hearing someone tapping their foot…and i just, ugh, that is what gives songs character!!!! and not boring and lame like any other canned premade music you hear everywhere else!! why do you want to sanitize music like that thats so fuckin boring

All members raji 3/24

Uruha (reading mail): “This isn’t related to the theme and it’s also kind of a boring question, but what’s a cool way to answer when your girlfriend asks you, ‘what’s more important, your job or me!?’” …….so guys what’s the answer?

Kai: Huhuhu! What’s a cool way to answer?

Uruha: But like is this something that ppl actually ask? 

Kai: “What’s more important, your job or me?” Well like I hear it in dramas but idk…that doesn’t mean anything (laughs) 

Uruha: But I mean if you said “my job” that would be bad, right? That would set them off?

Kai: No no no I don’t think so, at all! Rather if you said “you!” wouldn’t it seem…too much like a lie? (laughs) Well I mean I don’t know

Aoi: Hmmm- [Uruha: I wonder what the right answer is] -mmmmm…… know….at that point….you should probably just break up with them no? 

Kai: (laughing) Like as soon as she asks you that? 

Uruha: This question is taboo, you know? As soon as this happens, it’s over. 

Reita: As soon as you say that, you’re not the most important thing anymore

Aoi and Uruha at same time: AWWWW! [not like aw thats cute but like AW SHIT FAM]

Reita: Cause u just asked that

Aoi: The shit-eating look u have on ur face rn istg


Uruha: So it’s like, you were the most important until you said that, you blew it now

Reita: Yes yes yes

Uruha: So that’s the right answer!

Reita: Well for me yeah

(Aoi and Uruha guffawing)

Uruha: What about you, Ruki-san?

Ruki: U-uhh, I don’t know..???! But like, u gotta work to make a living so…….

Uruha: So like, “it’s my job tf u thought”?

Ruki: Uh, like, if i don’t work…..I’m a NEET?? Like, I’d be unemployed, so….and then I wouldn’t be able to be with you anyway

Reita: What if she’s like “I don’t care if ur unemployed!”

Ruki: ….Oh yeah that’s okay then! 

Reita: You’d quit? 

Ruki: I’m cool with freeloading

Reita and Uruha: HUHUHUHU

Uruha: Ur ok with that

Ruki: But I mean that’s not the case [for the gf in the mail i guess] …she just wants attention

Aoi: But before it got to [the point where she would say that]…wouldn’t you have already ditched her?

Everyone: Ah mhm yes hmm maybe ur right ahh

Aoi: So maybe the guy is the bad one.

Everyone: Ahh I see so that’s your point of view ahh yes ok

Aoi: Thanks guys

(Everyone dies laughing)

Uruha: So Aoi-kun, if a girl asked you how would you answer? 

Aoi: “I’m sorry.”

(Everyone dies laughing again)

Uruha: “I’m sorry”….


Ruki: All u could do is cry. WAHH!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!

Reita: Man u just busted my ears

Everyone: HuhuhuHUHU

Uruha: Okay leader what about you?

Kai: Well I definitely wouldn’t say her. 

Uruha: Ahh, so it’s your job?

Kai: Yep. Anyone would say that, no? It’s your job. I mean, she’s a part of that!

Uruha: What?

Kai: Like, the fact that I’m working

Uruha: Ah that you’re making a living, it means you can take care of her

Kai: Yes yes 

Ruki: Yep, yep, yep

Uruha: Wow u really thought that through calml–


Uruha: Op

Kai: Huhuhu sorry sorry 

zhekiel  asked:


👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌

thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 

right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 

thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) 

mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌

👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Hate it | Not my type | it’s ok | Good | Great! | One of my Favorites! | I LOVE IT!!  

send me a fish/aquatic animal and ill rate it!

anonymous asked:

What are your reccs for jaybirb

Okay you didn’t specify what kind of recs you wanted so [cracks knuckles] here we go:


Here’s a masterpost with pretty much all of his appearances, and here’s another one w working links in case you cant afford comics (if you want to buy them check websites like comixology)

I personally enjoyed: 

> His robin run (both pre crisis and post crisis, but you don’t have to necessarily read both of them. You can skip pre crisis as he starts fresh on his post crisis run, but i think prec!jason is v cute and loved reading it.) (what does post and pre crisis mean? Well jason used to exist right? But then where was a reboot, the crisis thing, where his backstory, origin and personality completely changed. Which is why you don’t necessarily have to read pre-reboot, but as I said is a kinda fun read. You can skip it and read it later when you’re more familiar with the timeline and stuff, or not at all.)

  • Pre crisis— Batman #357-#400 / Detective Comics  #524-#567 / Batman #401-403 
  • Post crisis— Batman #408-#425Detective Comics #568-#582 / Blue Devil #19 / Action Comics #556, #594 / Batman Annuals #10-#13 / Superman Annual #11/ New Teen Titans #18- #21, #24, #26-#31 / Nightwing Year One #101-#106 / The Cult #1-#4 / DC Retroactive: Batman - The 80s 
  • and if you want to be dead inside, read the aftermath of his death and Deadman - Dead Again  #1-#4

> As Red Hood:  his appearances on  Batman: Under the Red Hood* /  Red Hood: The Lost Days / Green Arrow #69-#72 / Outsiders #44-#46 / Li'l Gotham #2, #10, #12, #17, #20, #21, #24 / and Tiny Titans #23, #29, #33, #39, #45, #47 / Countdown to Final Crisis #51 - #1 I know! i seem to be forgetting a lot of stuff! I personally didn’t like the rest of his appearances on other comics, but you can give it a shot ofc. 

*When i say Batman: Under the Red Hood i mean the trade, which includes Batman #635-641, #645-50 / Batman Annual #25 / Batman #618 (Hush arc)

> N52: n52 is a freaking mess. In my opinion Jason is badly written 24/7 but i guess i still enjoyed some stuff. 

  • Red Hood and the Outlaws / Red Hood-Arsenal are terrible, but….. I love the relationship between Roy, Jason and Kori so i could… rec it. Don’t have a lot of expectations for it and you’re cool to go. 
  • I can’t remember a lot of Batman & Robin but if my memory serves me right, theres a panel where Jason catches Damian with his fucking hips so theres that + Bruce is also an asshole to Jason in #20 ( #10-#12, #17, #20, #33- #37)
  • Batman Eternal was.. okayish too, if you don’t mind the Jason x Barbara, some ooc stuff, and Bruce being an asshole to Jason. Basically if you were okay with rhato, read this, you have nothing to lose.  ( #10-#12, #15, #18-#20, #25-#26, #28)
  • Batman and Robin Eternal had their good fleeteing moments, but mostly is just cringe worthy, i wouldn’t rec it at all tbh but theres one (1) panel with steph and jason together so…. (And the Cass/Harper is p neat)
  • He was pretty cool on the Robin War event (here’s a checklist and more info
  • I also enjoyed him on: DC universe Presents #17 (which is Roy Centered but has some good Jason panels) / Supergirl #35 / Grayson #12, #15 / Deathstroke #15-16 were okaish / Secret Origins #5 / Batman/Superman Annual #1 / 

> Rebirth: so far only Red Hood and the Outlaws, which surprisingly is pretty good so i’d rec reading it. Not as ooc and bad written as everything else the white demon has ever created.

> Other: some alternative universes! / didn’t know where to put them

> + If you want details about each comic check this list

> + A longer list i made for dailyjasontodd here

Blogs that post about Jason (but general dc too)

> Personal blogs:

@strategichomelanddivision, @theunavenged@arkhmknights@jeisontodd, @jasonsstodd, @jacontodd, @panroyharper, @jasonptodd, @unhoods, @jasontoddwayne, @jascntoddz, @stepnaniebrown, @midniter, @clarklent, @jasoncorpsedotcom, @mid-nighter, @gaybrd, @arsenalsjaybird, @ace–jace

> Kinda fansites:

@fuckyeahjasontodd, @jaytoddfacts, @dailyjasontodd

Blogs that make amazing Jason Fanart and whom i would die for (some are more dc general )

@starfleetbabe, @11thsense@spaceshiro, @m4stry, @mayhw@kalireyno@dapandabanda, @kaylabeemarie, @mrjasontodd, @blackstephaniebrown

Fics (bold are fics that haunt me to this day and that is a must read if u love jason okay)

> More rec lists:  Jayroy Fics |  Dc Gen Fics (Jason Centered) | angst Jason fics

* (please check this one out)


He appears on:

  • Batman: Arkham Knight (videogame)
  • Batman: Under the Red Hood (movie)
  • Nightwing Webseries 
  • Justice League Adventures: Trapped In Time (okay fine i don’t know if thats Jason 100% but sue me, thats actually totally him i’m sorry. I mean, look at this & this, that’s Jason my guys)
  • Some people say he could be X from Teen Titans. (Season 3, Episode 2 & Season 5, Episode 9)

> More links:

And i think that’s pretty much it!💕💕

singingartbird  asked:

OK QUICK THEORY! so jack (or should i say) said that "laughter is the best medicine... for DEATH" *cue anti glitches* and that got me thinking... with the phone recording thing at PAX and now this... it seems like even LAUGHING at jacks videos is another way to fuel anti... or at least i think so. But thats not all, Jack asked us if we laughed, and hoped we didnt. Is he warning us????? And EVEN AFTER THE CREDITS HE GIGGLED AND WAS LIKE "OH SHIT" WHAT IS GOING ON--



okay so my finals are coming up and thought heyyyyyy why not do this shit with svt yeyyyy okay im annoying as hell but please welcome me to carat tumblrverse i only wanna make friends anyways


  • reviews till last minute HELP HIM
  • brings all his notes on exam day
  • will definitely cheat at some point
  • hides his notes under his ring dont ask me how but trust me it works ive tried it before
  • y’all see q&a cheol yep thats pretty accurate paper
  • ‘this paper looks tasty maybe i should just eat it’
  • bites the eraser end of his pencil 70% of the time
  • confused look on the entire test
  • checks his notes immediately after taking the test
  • but,,,,,,guess what
  • he actually passes the exam
  • barely
  • but he will
  • how’d he do it whO KNOWS


  • silently reads his notes
  • doesnt join his friends for studying
  • he cant focus if there are people
  • taunts soonyoung before the exam
  • like,,,,
  • ‘wow soonyooung are you actually studying stop it have mercy on your brain’
  • but guess what
  • gloats about it though
  • passes the test duh


  • god of reviewing
  • colorcoded, sticky notes, alphabetical order etc etc ORGANIZATION IS REAL
  • helps his friends out during group study sessions
  • aces the test remember how he was 1st in his grade while being a trainee and debut preparations his teachers adore him jesus i love this golden boy
  • fites yall when you discuss your answers after the test
  • pls give cheol hosh vernon and chan some of your brain cells plS
  • maximum of three mistakes


  • tries his best
  • but studying isnt really his forte ya know
  • give him arts and music and english
  • okaymaybe a little bit of history but ugh
  • type of student who will work hard for his parents
  • like,,,,his parents are his main motivation
  • “i gotta do it for mom and dad theyre paying for my education”
  • quietly studying, quietly answering, quietly suffering
  • doesnt really cheat himself but
  • will let chan copy his answers
  • he’s sitting in front of seungcheol SAVE HIM
  • “psst vernonie whats number 17 hELP”
  • “its 38 hyung but idk tbh”
  • lifts his paper a lot ya know that thing when you tryna arrange your papers and you like bounce(?) them against the table where they look like theyre standing on your table????? ye like that idk how to call that
  • so seungcheol can see his answers
  • i guess this is how seungcheol passes bless vernon
  • passes the exams
  • gets some high scores but not mingyu and junhui level high
  • proudly shows them to his parents promising to work harder in the future cUTIE

When I actually got into Good Robert (slept w him first NOT KNOWING had to fix it) I could not stop laughing about the idea of what a fuckboi Robert COULD have messaged Dadsona w Amanda RIGHT THERE

“What you doing, Dad. DUH. Send back "just chillin.” NO G, Dad. THATS LAME.“

She’s standing behind her socially inept father when Robert sends back a

"cool…. what are u wearing ;)”

She’s stunned silent. Horrified. And she’s not sure if her dad answering with a “??? My clothes??? You saw me this morning at the grocery store?” is better or worse bc it means HE DIDNT GET IT HOW DID HE NOT GET IT THERE WAS A WINKY FACE THATS A CLASSIC SEXT STARTER AND HOLY SHIT HER DAD HAS NEVER ONCE HAD SEX NOT EVER NOT ONCE THATS N O T ALLOWED

anonymous asked:

Hi uh i sent you an ask a while ago. Can I know why I haven't gotten a response yet?

uh maybe because i’m busy????? and i’m stressed and responding asks or being on tumblr isn’t a priority??? i have asks from mutuals sitting in my asks too you know. and i was gonna ignore this as well but lmao i got too annoyed. i don’t see why you think you have a right to demand a response from me.

like,,, i’m actl rly busy in fact im gonna screenshot my calendar and attach it

this isn’t all i have a lot more non academic things on my plate so like??? before you send an ask remember that we’re all humans with our own lives. 

i come on tumblr like 15 minutes a day during my breaks or smthn to catch a break so like….. can u gimme a break