shit that happens to me

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“Oh thank god. Dean!” You called to him from the entry to the ally, dropping your gun to your side and slowing your pace to a slow jog. 

Dean stopped mid-step, his back still turned to you.

“Where did you go?” You asked. “Sam and I thought someone had taken you!” 

Dean was still stopped in the middle of the ally way. And you slowed to a walk, your boots crunching on a broken bottle that had been throw haphazardly on the ground. 

“Dean….are you okay?”

The hunter slowly turned his head, his body following, to look at you. You gasped when you saw him. Your gun slipped from your gasp and clattered to the ground by your feet which seemed as though they were stuck to the floor. 

His eyes. They were black.

[x]

I had a dream that I was at ROWYSO with 5sos and they let me on stage because I was their friend or something, and Michael let me do the What I Like About You guitar solo (which I actually know how to play in real life) and I fucked up every chord and string and Michael just took it away from me and patted my back. On the way offstage Luke gave me a tight hug. What.

I really hate people who are jerks to employees who are just trying to do their job.

Last night I went to Walmart at 11 pm to get bananas for smoothies and the lady in front of me at the register waited for the cashier to ring up a large pile of boys clothing, then without even looking in her purse, said she didn’t have her card.

Next to us was a boy who was clearly brand new, having trouble with his register, so while my cashier was waiting to get approval to cancel the woman’s transaction, she apologized to me then went to help the kid. The guy behind me in line kept making comments about how if he worked there he’d fire the cashier for taking so long. She came back and apologized to me again and got through my transaction being efficient and friendly.

As I grabbed my bags (because naturally I ended up leaving with a few more items) I heard her ask how the guy’s night was going and he said, “It’d be a lot better if yo’ old ass would hurry the fuck up, damn. Y'all lucky yo’ ass ain’t get fired for this slow ass shit.”

So, being someone who has worked quite some time in customer service and who also isn’t a fucking piece of shit, without thinking I turned back around and said, “Is that how your mother raised you? To be a rude asshole to someone trying to do their job? It’s not her fault registers don’t always work. They’re machines. It’s not her fault a new employee needs help learning. And it sure as hell isn’t her fault customers like you make it harder for her to do her job.”

And then I hurried to my car for fear of being fucking jumped because he did not look happy with my comments.

fuckin stab me

so lately tumblr mobile has been glitching a lot for me

and yesterday i reblogged this post:

its pretty funny bro

but you see the screenshot of germanys mouth right??

weLL GUESS WHAT

SO TUMBLR MOBILE DECIDES TO GLITCH AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND YOU KNOW WHATS HAPPENING???

THIS FUCKING SCREENSHOT JUST SHOWS UP RANDOMLY WHILE IM SCROLLING THOUGH MY DASH.

DONT BELIEVE ME??? (just watch)

HERE ILL PROVE IT

LOOK AT THIS WHAT THE HELL

LOOK AT GERMANYS MOUTH IS APPRECIATING K POP GUYS

GERMANYS MOUTH RELATING WITH THIS THING

GERMANYS MOUTH LAUGHING AT A BRITISH MEME

GERMANYS MOUTH WATCHING SOME CUTE MOVIES

GERMANYS MOUTH ENJOYING SPAIN AND ROMANOS RELATIONSHIP

GERMANYS MOUTH GETTING A MAKEOVER

‘nice’ -germanys mouth

AW LOOK HES FOUND HIS SOUL MATE

OH MY GOD

Why aren’t more people on tumblr talking about the UK right now?

The Government, within two weeks of being elected, have:

  • said they’re going to abolish the human rights act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights, which really could be anything??
  • appointed a woman who previously opposed same sex marriage as the new equality minister
  • planned on introducing the ‘Snooper’s charter’, which would allow the Government to see every website you go on (etc), and potentially block any apps or sites that use encryption to back up data (adios whasapp), unless they’re given a ‘back door’ to access the data, which could easily be exploited by people such as hackers etc
  • appointed a man who called for the return of hanging (in 1998) as the new justice secretary

It’s not even been two weeks. 

JUST IMAGINE HARRY BEING IN SLYTHERIN.

Imagine what would have happened if Draco introduced himself differently. Imagine Harry becoming acquaintances with Draco. Imagine them sitting together in a compartment because seeing as Harry was new to the Wizarding World, Draco decided to stick around as a guide. Imagine throwing Hermione into that mix and BAM new Golden Trio.

Imagine Harry not having stereotypes placed into his head. Imagine him allowing the hat to put him in Slytherin. Imagine Draco carefully guiding him through everything.

Imagine Harry slowly developing feelings for his best friend and house mate. Imagine him just gazing longingly when Draco’s back was turned and scowling because of the sheer stupidity of all the blood purity drama that surrounded said boy. Imagine Harry luring Draco out of that mindset.

Imagine Draco silently harbouring feelings for Harry. Imagine them just rough housing in their dorm room and they suddenly stop and their gazes lock and they lean in for a kiss. Imagine Draco defying his father because he finally found acceptance and happiness in Harry.

Now, I will stop imagining and just throw myself off of a cliff because tHINGS COULD HAVE GONE SO DIFFERENTLY.

mun news

[[some dude took my chai latte for his drink at the local starbucks. I didn’t notice I didn’t have my own drink since we both ordered grande.

He actually flagged me down and told me and he was all stuttery and it was so fucking funny cause here’s this tall dark haired caucasian man who’s all flustered and then offering to buy me a new one because he already took a sip.

I just asked if he had any strange diseases and he said no, so I took the latte from him and started drinking.

There are normal people in this world.

And then, there are Bertholdts. ]]