shit son u is so fine

anonymous asked:

If youve still got any autistic Nico headcanons id love to hear them! I love the thought of Nico being autistic so much, its sO GOOD

I ALWAYS HAVE AUTISTIC NICO HEADCANONS ANON AAAAA


•sometimes he just curls up in five million blankets for a few hours because they FEEL SO SOFT AND THEY SMELL NICE aaaaaa
• pressure stimming !!! will shows him that weighted blankets Exist and nico YELLS
• he gets tired v easily and hecka early. he likes campfire time bcause its dark and Feels Good but if the campers are all riled up he cant deal w it and goes back to his cabin to Sleep
•(everyone understands and they save him smores)
• asshole: “u dont look autistic”
*nico: “well you didnt look like a piece of shit ableist but i guess i stand fuckcign corrected :/ ”
•asshole: “well my brother/sister/cousin/other vaguely related family member has autism so-”
nico: *looks into camera like on the office*
• sometimes he just Cant Speak. words just Dont Happen For Him. the squad™ learns about how to respect him when hes like this
• hades is also autistic af and No One can convince me otherwise like
•hades w communication difficulties who is easily overwhelmed by bright lights and shit
•hades who love cerberus SO MUCH their fur is SO SOFT he YELLS
• he is a very supportive parent to The Lad™ and gives him stim toys
• “NIcO come here i was gettin myself a spinner ring and i got u one too here it has lil planets on it fukn adorable”
• nico: “DAD im makin slime do u want some slime”
hades:“ CAN YOU PUT BLACK GLITTER IN IT”
nico: “WHY ARE YOU SO EMO also yes okay fine im puttin glitter in this shit”

i love u anon,,,,,, my Autistic Ass™ cries tears of joy everytime someone brings up autistic nico

Calm down Odagiri, calm down
Middle School Spy Boys
Calm down Odagiri, calm down

A short excerpt from the drama CD. 
Because y’all need to hear Odagiri having a fit. /shot

Robber: Alright, so did all of you surrender your phones? Huh? Hey you! You still have your phone! Give it to me!

Odagiri: Mmm! Mmmmm! Nmm! Mmm!

Robber: If you don’t give it here, I’ll shoot this guy!

Odagiri: Hmm! Nmmm! Mmm! Nmm!

Sakuma: Is your smartphone worth more than my life?!

Robber: Hurry up and give it to me! Or else I’ll shoot you! I’ll really shoot you! Are you fine with that?!

Sakuma: O-Odagiri!!!

*Odagiri hands his phone over*

Robber: You could’ve just handed it over earlier!

Odagiri: Ah… ah… AHHHHHRGHHH…. AAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!

Robber: Huh? W-what?! Scary!

Odagiri: MMGGGRRRR!!! P-PHONEWNSKFDNSKFD!! ARRGRHHHH!!!

Fukumoto: Odagiri has this sickness that when he’s separated from his phone, even for a short while, he’ll have seizures. All of his body will be wracked by violent seizures, if we leave him like this, it would eventually lead to his death.

Robber: I-I’ve never heard of that sickness!!

Odagiri: C-cELLPhONe!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CELLPHOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Amari: Poor thing. Since he’s like this, why don’t you just return it?

Robber: Eh? B-but–…!

Jitsui: At this rate, not only you’ll be labeled as a robber, but also as a murderer.

Robber: Arghh shit! Fine! Fine already! Take it! *throws the phone to Odagiri*

Odagiri: *breathes a sigh of relief*

Robber: Didn’t he get well too soon?!

Schumann: yo dont do any crazy cadenzas i didn’t write this as a showoff concerto


Starker: nah son u good. ima put one in yolo


Schumann: WTFF



Tchaikovsky: i wrote a cadenza it should be fine, i had Fitzenhagen help me with it too so it works for cello

STarker: nahh son ima pimp dat shit out

Tchaikovsky: BRUH

as promised: the fetishism callout post!

let me just begin by saying there's nothing wrong with finding any of the cast members attractive. this is an EXTREMELY attractive cast. everyone is so FINE I bet even the folks backstage who we don't see are gorgeous. Its okay to be sexually attracted to them too! We've all made posts professing our love to the cast, which is perfectly fine!! Right now you're looking at Leslie Odom Jr's fiancé! we good!!

but ya see there's a big difference between "anthony ramos is my sweet freckled child <333" and "I want anthony to shove his #thicc cock inside of me and ten other cast members at the same time but also freckles uwu"

You see the difference right?? Right??????

I don't have anything against writing smut about the characters (who, yes, are technically real people but they've been dead for literal centuries ok. Let it go) but it just gets weird REEAAAAL fast when u say the same thing about musical!John Laurens and the real live human being Anthony Ramos. It gets even weirder when u talk about the cast members in this way in relations to each other??? Shipping real people in a serious, unironic way is just a lil :/// to me (I say "serious, unironic way" bc I do write rpf with my friend but its a Huge Joke™ and nonsexual and come on I don't actually ship sandra bullock and steve harvey together ok). I mean Anthony is quite frankly dating Jasmine Cephas Jones.....it's a legitimate fact. There are pictures. It's on Wikipedia. They're in LOVE and its PRECIOUS and they're gonna get MARRIED eventually so why tf r yall writing about him bottoming for Lin????????

And Lin!!! He has a beautiful WIFE AND SON. You can speculate about his sexuality, NOT PUBLICLY BC HE SEES THINGS, but that's fine if u honestly must??? (although he tweeted that he was straight once during his "grease live" livetweeting so......like......). U can talk about how cute he and jonathan groff are! But y'all don't stop there do u? Bc one second ur talkin about them being cute and then a sentence later it's all "and then he SUCKED his BIG FAT DICK clean off!!!!!! He was dickless!!!! While wearing their costumes!!!!!!!!!! He choked on the full decapitated dick!!!!!"

That shit ain't cute.

So, now that u finally realize that (hopefully), we can get to the real nitty mcfreaking gritty. this part is primarily for white fans but it technically applies to anyone who is not specifically latinx and/or black jsyk:

So even before the whole "baby girl" thing started, I saw quite a few of y'all calling Anthony and Lin "papi" which like.....why should I even have to tell you why this is wrong. If you're not latinx, DON'T USE THE WORD "PAPI", especially since most of y'all are using it in a sexual context. You went ahead and took an innocent word, and turned it into a way to sexualize your faves who just so happen to be latinx. It just ain't right, and its also?? weird??? Let me put it this way, I'm black but not jewish so thatd be like me calling daveed "bubbe". Or something. Either way see how that'd be gross and offensive? You're taking a part of them, a huge part of them, their culture, and turning it into something exotic and sexual. That, my friends, is fetishism.

Another good example of this is the whole "baby girl/boy" n "papa" thing. Y'all rly went ahead and took an cute nickname and rolled RIGHT with it lmao. @alexandralexander explained it beautifully in this post, but basically "papa" (and "mama") is a cute lil way of older folks to regard ppl who are younger than them. It's a caribbean thing, aka something yall just won't get. Idk what the whiter equivalent would be, idk like ur grandad calling u "big guy" or something??? Who knows. Just kno that its NOT SEXUAL IN ANYWAY LIKE WTF WHY DID Y'ALL MAKE THAT A DADDY KINK THING. WHY CAN NOTHING BE SACRED WITH YOU GUYS. Best believe when my grandparents call my brother "papa" they mean it in an endearing way. And that's how Lin meant it? I don't see how it could have been construed any other way??

As for the baby girl/boy thing, in all the times I've been called/heard someone else call someone baby girl, it was NOT sexual. It can be used that way, but it was n o t in this context. Again, its a cultural thing i guess. And with "baby boy", yall do remember that anthony plays lin's son in this show right. okay, just checking.

But forreal. what is wrong wit u guys. I told myself I wasn't gonna kinkshame nobody but its Time, it rly and truly is Time.

One last point I want to make (as if this isn't long enough already) is the language with which u talk about the cast too. This was said rly well in several posts especially this one that uses that tags ppl tend to use, but i’m gonna elaborate on it a little. I just want to know right now why Anthony (or our lighter skinned and SURE AS HELL THE WHITE cast members) is "sweet precious sunflower child cinnamon biscuit roll wheatgrass turkish delight with sprinkles or some other corny shit <333" while daveed is AUTOMATICALLY "raw me zaddy" THE FUCK??? Why we gotta go STRAAIGGHTT to zaddy-basis with daveed??? Why do I see y'all talking about his dick size???? Y'all dont do that from the get-go for the lighter skinned members (which is sad bc daveed is already a certified Lightskint™ so that's rly saying something)?? Why can't black actors (and characters) ever be seen as "sweet turnip bumblebees (???)" instead of either being put on an inhuman pedestal where it's "STEP ON ME BAD BITCH QUEEN" or sexualized with some "CHOKE ME YOU COCKSLUT" ???? Ask yourselves why y'all do that. I'll wait. 
And y'all don't even TALK about oak (as a quick sidenote okieriete is not that hard of a name to pronounce y'all just don't care to try. It sounds exactly like its spelled) but tbh I don't rly want u to bc you'd just sexualize him as well. Plus that means more for me cause I'm engaged to him too :) remember to save the date!!
This was all over the place and idk if I even said what I was trying to say but whatever. I guess what I'm trying to say is (and this is to white fans) you're stanning a thing full of people of color. im assuming that this is probably the first thing that youve been rly into that has included exclusively people of color. Please just be mindful of the way you talk about them. There's a history of you exotifying and sexualizing poc to the point that historically, people have been killed for??? There's a history behind y'all calling latinx folks "papi" and automatically assuming black folks got a big dick ok lmao. At the end of the day, the way you talk about them shows that you don't rly respect them as much as you claim to do??? Idk I wish I had made notes about this bc it sounded waaaaaaayyy better in my head but! Whatever it's still lit. s/o to @aaronsburrr for assistance! 
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  • DRAMAtical Murder: "somebody kiss somebody already!" *episode 3 happens* what am I even watching

okay but apollo after all this nonsense just being a great dad.

  • never forgets a child’s birthday and no expense is spared. u want to go to disney world?? beep beep here comes the sun bus. want 100 packs of soda? here u go.
  • a child goes home and is nervous about going some place–as they are about to go in, apollo the golden retriever walks up to them in a service dog harness.
  • i feel like apollo is going to be 1000% done with nico by the end of all this (that child is mostly sass and i love him) but apollo is still like fine. u can drive the car. ONCE ONLY ONCE OH GOD HAVE U EVER DRIVEN BEFO-
  • he’s also very nice to the partner(s) of any of his children.

  • gives vague prophecies as usual, but after like two days will send them a note that details the next step.

  • encourages the deities to handle their own shit more often.

  • buys percy a new car bc aha whoops.

  • pays more attention to the human side of his children’s families. need medicine? have u met my other son, the god of medicine, here he is.

  • accepts unclaimed children into his cabin so there’s less crowding in hermes’.

  • not a parenting thing but steals nico’s “i have a doctor’s note” line.

anonymous asked:

I for a really long time thought what Tao did was ok cause is father made the decision for him but then someone pointed out what he said in happy camp and i was still like you know what his FATHER PULLED HIM OUT cause he was having difficulties but then he comes out with a solo album which he could have done under sm?? Uggghh idk what do you think???

im not gon lie i was at LAX 2 months ago welcome him to America, thinking he’s taking a break, he gon study like everyone said whether its acting or English, even go get medical treatment for his legs? then come pics of him eating out, hanging with friends day from day,no school, no hospital, and now we found out he even practiced dancing?

and the day he wore the crutches, he was walking just fine that morning but appeared with crutches later in some pharmacy far off from EXO’s dorm. a few days later, he was walking fine in China then in LA? i honestly tried but everything is like a slap in the face

his dad’s letter sounds like this is the end,he’s gon leave and he has so many injuries. then he mention the studio and Yixing is my bias too, he could have left him out of it but…and he got so so much shit for it,once again

i even defended Tao saying he’s filial and his culture is dif esp he’s the only son but u know what, he’s been so vocal all these times but ever since he been posting ambiguous stuffs, speaking thru his dad and such so im even more confused?

he cried so hard in Happy Camp i felt bad, but now i feel like i couldnt support him anymore. at least Kris and Luhan be like fuck it we’re out,here’s the lawsuit so we know they wont  come back but Tao didnt sue SM, SM be like we’re negotiating then he release an solo album that SM is trying their best to block rn? he’s still under SM,there’s not even a lawsuit so im extra confused lol

and to top it of, he sang bout finding freedom, being shackled, going thru a hard time and dont want to look at the past. read those lyrics and tell me they dont hint at his latest past which is being an EXO member? i love the remaining members too, and out of everyone Tao should know the best what they went through so at least respect them but he talked like he suffered alone all this time, the others did too..it rubs me off the wrong way tbh

and he kept crying OTL he said all those things in the past and now he did everything the opposite…

group hugs to all the fans out there, whatever side u belong to,u need a hug,for real