shit so clean


just imagine…
the moment Lance learns how to unlock his bayard  :’)

slightly older Lance with different guns like, Pistols? Long Sniper rifle? pow pow 
Lance would ACE bc he is a fantastic sharpshooter.

Lily is beyond ecstatic Harry brought someone with good taste home.
For the sweetest anon that requested this 💕

  • Joseph: cheats on his wife incessantly, probably leads a cult, is a gigantic hypocrite, seduces his friends on his Sex Yacht ™
  • Joseph: haha im the best dad i love my Marriage isn't grilling fun!
  • Robert: drinks a lot, doesn't talk to his daughter, feels horrible about it and is trying to make himself better
  • Robert: im a horrible person and deserve death

Here’s a Prime Depression Meal for your nutrition when you realize you haven’t eaten a vegetable:

  1. open a bag of fresh spinach
  2. shovel a couple handfuls in your mouth and chew through the terrible bitterness
  3. regret everything when your mouth tastes gross and wash it down with straight from the carton juice

congratulations you suffered through a vegetable today and your body can’t yell at you!