shit she is hot!!!

There is nothing, not one (1) single thing you can say to me that will convince me that Ann, Makoto and Haru are not incredibly gay and highkey flirting with each other at any and all possible times.

Even that part of the game where Ann is pissed at Makoto before she joins the P Thieves, at the same time she’s definitely like ‘shit fuck she’s so hot and I wanna kiss her stupid face right now’.

HARU SPENDS MOST OF HER MEMENTOS INTERACTIONS TELLING THE OTHER TWO HOW DAMN FINE THEY LOOK AND HOW SEXY ANN’S WHIP IS AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT HARU IS NOT INTO THEM 300% ALL THE TIME.

And don’t even get me started on Makoto 'dyke on a bike’ Niijima.

do you think lucretia started off as this little introvert who always spoke carefully and would barely tremulously let out a ‘damn’ but after 100 years of journeying with the other six, they rubbed off on her so now she says things like ‘hot diggity shit, that is a baller cookie’

do you think she ever misses being their wallflower baby. do you think she saw taako and magnus act like she was their mom in their time at the bureau and thought about when they ruffled her hair. do you think she heard ‘the director’ and wished it was ‘lucretia’ again, but knew that would be too much.

do you ever just cry

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Valentine’s Day Special #2

Pair : Steve Rogers x Reader

8. You ask your best friend to pretend to be your boyfriend for your sisters couples dinner party. Requested by anon. 

Warning : Language

Word Count : 2,434

Three knocks, that’s all it took before Steve opened the door. He stood there, wearing a tank top and sweats, and his hair damped from sweat, which only meant he just came back from the gym.

“Hey, didn’t expect you here today.” He smiled, waving you in.

“I know, but I needed to talk to you.”

You walked in to his apartment, and plopped down onto his couch. His place was like your second home. You were always there, and if you weren’t, then you two were at your place.

“Beer?” He asked, walking to the kitchen.

“Nah, just water.”

Steve tossed you a water bottle, as he started back toward the living room where you waited.

You took a big swig of the water and felt the cold liquid trickle down your throat. Making you feel somewhat at ease.

“So what did you need to talk to me about?” Steve asked, leaning against the wall across from you.

For some reason you were feeling nervous. Which was strange. Steve was your best friend. You two were so close, you were able to talk to him about anything. He’s seen you in sweats with no makeup on. He’s helped you when you were a drunken mess. And yet, you were somehow nervous about this topic.

“Y/N.” he snapped his fingers, catching your attention. “You okay?”

You slowly nodded, running your hand through your hair. Something you did when you were nervous.

“So my sister is throwing a couples party tomorrow night, and when I RSVP’d a month ago, I was dating Jared-”

“The asshole.” He cut you off.

“Woah, language.” You teased.

He dramatically rolled his eyes and huffed. “Anyways, go on.”

“As I was saying, I told her I’d go and now she’s expecting me to be there.”

“So?” He drawled out.

You swallowed hard, meeting your best friends gaze.

“I was wondering if you can go as my fake boyfriend.” You slightly winced as the words finally fell from your lips.

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Let’s appreciate our beautiful queen, Queen H₩A$A 💋

anonymous asked:

Roomates au Your OTP?

Shiro fell asleep wherever he was tired. He had done distance flights where if you didn’t sleep when you had a chance, you might not sleep for the next 18 hours. He had been the only pilot they had so if they had to come down off autopilot, he was it.

It annoyed the hell out of Allura.

He wasn’t sure if it was an Altean thing or a princess thing or what it was but she was constantly poking him awake when he fell asleep on common room sofas and reminding him to go to bed. He’d mutter an apology and shuffle off to bed while she watched him with this perplexed look on her face.

She finally stopped bothering to wake him. He’d wake up find her sitting on the next chair over, reading and ignoring him.

“Go to bed, Paladin,” she’d tell him and he’d do as he was told or he’d pull himself up and blink himself awake and sit with her.

“Your clothes get all rumpled when you sleep in strange corners,” she said.

“Is there a dress code in the rec room?”

“Nevermind,” she said.

“I thought you found it a little weird but if it bothers you, I can stop napping in strange corners,” he said.

She gave him a look that he could not make sense of. Her head tilted just a fraction to the side, her lips pressed together in disapproval or confusion but not anger. She was baffling sometimes.

“You aren’t doing anything wrong,” she said.

“Am I annoying you?”

“No.”

He frowned at her, ran his fingers through his hair a few times because it had to be stuck down and it gave him something to do while he tried to make sense of her. She was still watching him. He gave up. It wasn’t going to make any sense and he was still to dozy to try and make sense of Altean traditions. He rubbed his eyes with the heels of his hands to blot her out because she left him feeling half crazy.

“I’m gonna go back to sleep for another few minutes,” he said.

“Mm,” she said as thought it meant something.

He flopped back down on the sofa and faced away from her and let himself drop off to sleep because it was easier than making sense of it

[Dear Shiro, she thinks you’re adorable and doesn’t know how to tell you that you make her lose her mind when you’re all sleepy and oblivious.]

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Just saw this on a mom group through facebook I’m a part of. All kinds of pissed off. Most, if not all, of the comments are bashing the cashier for not being the one to do something. The original poster didn’t do anything either, just the “oh I wish I did” while simultaneously bitching that a customer service employee didn’t do it either. I had at least one or two people who agreed with me that the cashier was just doing her job. I tried explaining that in as few words as possible that I could to these fucking soccer moms, even trying to make it relatable to them by creating a scenario where the cashier might be a struggling single mom. Nope, they’re too far gone customer to give a shit. Then what takes the cake is one of them started off their “retail career” in daddy’s restaurant and thinks she’s hot shit. Though, tbh, I think even if she had started out elsewhere she would still be one of those retail employees that never learned a damn thing from the retail experience.

In the end though the whole situation sucks. The customer had more power to do something, but didn’t, and turned around to blame the employee instead of contacting CPS right the fuck away. Which would have been THE RIGHT THING TO DO because they could have found the kid and got them a proper fucking meal instead of a 50 cent donut hole! Donuts are fucking awesome, but they’re not a meal or safety. Call the damn cops instead of getting on your high horse, ladies. -Abby

flutterhunter  asked:

"Hey, Trini, no offense, but what's it like to be a girl that's attracted to other girls?" Billy asks one day. "It's actually not that different from being any gender attracted to girls, except this time, you think 'Oh shit, she's hot.' then 'Oh shit, I'm gay." "When does that happen?" Billy asks. Cue Trini reminiscing about all the many times she has seen Kimberly and thought, "Oh shit, she's hot." then "Oh shit, I'm gay." like with pool at PE, cheer practice, and partners for bio.

Other things about Kimberly that make Trini swoon:

• The look on her face when she wins a match in training (it’s like she saved the world all over again)
• The way she can completely lose herself in a song. She’s the only other person Trini knows that does that. Trini wants to take her to every concert ever just to see her dancing with her eyes closed
• The rated G version of her Trini only gets to see when they’re babysitting her brothers. Trini doesn’t even ask her to show up, yet there she is with the latest Power Ranger toys (that the boys would never be able to afford, even with chores money) and a gentle smile

…basically Kimberly is always hot and Trini is always gay. She’ll understand that after a while.