shit she is hot!!!

do you think lucretia started off as this little introvert who always spoke carefully and would barely tremulously let out a ‘damn’ but after 100 years of journeying with the other six, they rubbed off on her so now she says things like ‘hot diggity shit, that is a baller cookie’

do you think she ever misses being their wallflower baby. do you think she saw taako and magnus act like she was their mom in their time at the bureau and thought about when they ruffled her hair. do you think she heard ‘the director’ and wished it was ‘lucretia’ again, but knew that would be too much.

do you ever just cry

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HELL YEA HERES A FLUFFY GARNET FOR YE

i just, i really loved her outfit in garnet’s universe like. pls gimme that sports bra and body suit tied around the waist ✨👌✨

Iconic lines from IT that I can’t get out of my head

  • Try tickling your pickle for the first time
  • It was real enough for georgie
  • Shut up richie
  • Have you ever heard of a staph infection?
  • Which is it gretta? Am I a slut? Or a little shit?
  • The list is longer than my wang
  • Thats not saying much
  • Is she hot?
  • No Richie, she’s not hot
  • *Egg boy*
  • IM GONNA KILL YOU
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME
  • Look at this motherfucker! He’s leaking hamburger helper
  • YOU’LL FLOAT TOO
  • Georgie meet Pennywise, Pennywise meet Georgie
  • Please dont go girl
  • Oh sure trash the trashmouth
  • I’m having a fucking asthma attack
  • If you say its summer one more fucking time
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Valentine’s Day Special #2

Pair : Steve Rogers x Reader

8. You ask your best friend to pretend to be your boyfriend for your sisters couples dinner party. Requested by anon. 

Warning : Language

Word Count : 2,434

Three knocks, that’s all it took before Steve opened the door. He stood there, wearing a tank top and sweats, and his hair damped from sweat, which only meant he just came back from the gym.

“Hey, didn’t expect you here today.” He smiled, waving you in.

“I know, but I needed to talk to you.”

You walked in to his apartment, and plopped down onto his couch. His place was like your second home. You were always there, and if you weren’t, then you two were at your place.

“Beer?” He asked, walking to the kitchen.

“Nah, just water.”

Steve tossed you a water bottle, as he started back toward the living room where you waited.

You took a big swig of the water and felt the cold liquid trickle down your throat. Making you feel somewhat at ease.

“So what did you need to talk to me about?” Steve asked, leaning against the wall across from you.

For some reason you were feeling nervous. Which was strange. Steve was your best friend. You two were so close, you were able to talk to him about anything. He’s seen you in sweats with no makeup on. He’s helped you when you were a drunken mess. And yet, you were somehow nervous about this topic.

“Y/N.” he snapped his fingers, catching your attention. “You okay?”

You slowly nodded, running your hand through your hair. Something you did when you were nervous.

“So my sister is throwing a couples party tomorrow night, and when I RSVP’d a month ago, I was dating Jared-”

“The asshole.” He cut you off.

“Woah, language.” You teased.

He dramatically rolled his eyes and huffed. “Anyways, go on.”

“As I was saying, I told her I’d go and now she’s expecting me to be there.”

“So?” He drawled out.

You swallowed hard, meeting your best friends gaze.

“I was wondering if you can go as my fake boyfriend.” You slightly winced as the words finally fell from your lips.

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BITCH YOU BRARGE INTO MY DATE WITH MY CUTE SERVANT AND THEN PROCEED TO INSULT HER LIKE THIS, ON THIS DAY, IN THIS TOWN, DURING SILS WEDDING WITH HIS WAIFU?! IM ABOUT TO USE ALL 3 OF MY COMMAND SEALS TO TRIPE BUSTER NP YOUR SORRY LV 5 2k HEALTH YETI WANNA BE LOOKING LIKE HES BIGFOOTS REDNECK COUSIN THAT JUST GOT KICKED OUTTA HIS TRAILER HOME BY SCOOTERS FUCKING SISTER HAVING ASS SO FAR BACK INTO THE STONE AGE THAT THE FUCKING DINOSAURS WILL SEE YOUR CRIPPLED BODY AND WILL BE SO BUSY LAUGHING AT YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE THAT THEYLL MISS THE METEORITE THAT WHIPES THEM FROM EXISTENCE.

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Yall asked.

I provided.

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Let’s appreciate our beautiful queen, Queen H₩A$A 💋