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At school today my English teacher wore a black tie to work and told us that he was mourning America. You could hear our Modern Studies teacher ranting and screaming from just about every room in the school. Students plotted assassination attempts in huddled groups in the corridors. One teacher we didn’t know walked into our Biology lesson and told us he hoped we were ready to join the army and fight in world war 3, before bursting into tears.

We live in fucking SCOTLAND

I hate how Skyrim and Fallout 4 do that bullshit scaling enemy difficulty shit that results in every late game enemy being a ridiculous meatslab that can shrug off 6 grenades to the face.

Half the fun of RPGs is leveling up and becoming a fucking monster and liquidating enemies you used to be scared of. That’s the point of building a character and making them stronger over the course of the game.

Remember when you were sneaking to Novac because you knew a legion assassin party would fucking murder you after you just couldnt resist blowing off Vulpes Inculta’s smug grin? Now you’re kicking down the gates of the fort with Boone and a trail carbine and blowing away Praetorian Guards with a mouth full of chewing tobacco and a head full of empty.

Compare that to Skyrim where every enemy is a Draugr Deathlord and every fight takes ten minutes because you leveled up your smithing and didn’t pick all the combat perks. I had to stop playing Fallout 4 because I was sick of drugged out half starved Raiders taking mini nukes to the face and losing as much health as stubbing a toe.

TL;DR there’s a big difference between “This is too easy” and “I’ve earned the right for this to be easy”

Like, take it from Bismuth’s perspective.

This 14 year old is preaching to a veteran about how to take part in a war by holding his mom to a golden standard, the person who locked you away for thousands of years and lied about it to your friends and then went on to have their shit leadership result in not only all of your friends but their entire rebellion wiped out

she would have been entirely justified to punt that squirt into the lava and call it a day.


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This was supposed to be her knitting a scarf around him, but it ended up kiinda looking like a collar.

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➖ Michael is currently single

➖ Michael and Crystal are Pr

➖ Michael does not like Arzaylea

➖ Michael and Luke do NOT currently live together (Arzaylea kept coming over too much and slowly moving her shit in resulting in a falling out between Mikey and Luke and Mikey eventually did move out and now lives alone)

➖ Michael and Crystals pr does have an end date (i will not say the date just in case it gets extended but right now there is no talk of extending the Pr contracts)

➖ Mikeys not a huge fan of hey violet and doesn’t like the members of the band

➖ Mikey does not see Crystal as anything but a friend

➖ Mikey has had the most groupies in the band aside from Calum and Luke

➖ Mikey has cheated in the past and has been cheated on

➖ Mikeys last girlfriend (not really serious) was over a year ago (she wasn’t famous or well known)

➖ Mikey does have a personal Twitter and instagram that do not include his actual name and do not include anything band related in the usernames

➖ Mikey deleted his personal snapchat

➖ Mikey at times does wish he had more privacy because of his anxiety

Spotted today in the zones, a new slaughtermatic crew of killjoys known as The Youngbloods, dropin’ dracs and takin names. Word on the wire is they’re working with the fab four, but, you can’t always trust what the pigs are squealin. From left to right: 

Anarchy Angel, Splinter Static, Soul Punk, and Toxic Shock 

(known to their friends as Andy, Pete, Patrick, and Joe) 

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