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Seokjin: Everything you feed me is a lie.

Yoongi: When I’m alone, I try and communicate with the devil. I heard he’s a great conversationalist.

Hoseok: I’m feeling bruised, abused and confused

Namjoon: I didn’t even touch it and it broke.

Jimin: I love you…I love you…I love you….I SAID I LOVE YOU GIVE ME ATTENTION

Taehyung: Meth fucks my brain. MATH. I MEANT MATH!

Jungkook: Apparently there are hot singles near me.

Okay I found this picture on @relatablepoetryandquotes and I didn’t want to hijack their post so here we are.

Imagine if your OC/muse/favorite character had one of these. A box full of things relating to their worst memories, sealed shut and locked away, never to be opened.

What would be in the box?

Conversely, what if they had a box for good memories? What would its contents be?

Mood 

Big mood

BIGGER MOOD

sroloc--elbisivni  asked:

You're the kind of spring breeze that comes brushing branches with new leaves against your window and when you go outside it's soft and warm and smells like thaw and growing things and life and tickles your hair against your cheeks and makes you laugh

I honestly had to take a little while beyond the usual stalling to answer this because it’s quite possibly the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me…

ABOUT ME !

tagged by: @ncngdam

tagging: @aegxis @vampiriic @dilxctio @aestuavis if you want to of course, no pushing my bros

rule: Repost, Do Not Reblog  !

REAL NAME:  ni 🅱️ 🅱️ a
NICKNAMES:  elif, susan, sugar daddy, papi
SEXUALITY:  memes
PRONOUNS:  attack helicopter 
ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON?: i am the shadows. i am the night. i am this one edgy kid who would totally hang itself in school bathroom 
WHEN SWIMMING, DO YOU PREFER TO DO IT IN THE OCEAN, OR IN A LAKE?: none are suitable. why you ask ? pee. that’s why. human/animal pee. 
ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE?: obviously my main hoes @ncngdam and @rcfelct
ANYONE YOU HAVE MET IN REAL LIFE?: na
WHEN DID YOU FIRST JOIN?  somewhere around 2014 idk
YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT?:  this one probably out of 10000 i possess 
ANY PEEVES?:  people who don’t look like eddy gordo talking to me :/
UNPOPULAR OPINION:  I am cool 
DO YOU EASILY GET JEALOUS?:  jealous is my second name 
DO YOU EASILY GET ANGRY?:  i will fight anyone really 
ARE YOU EASY TO CHEER UP?: depressión
WHAT’S THE VERY BEST WAY TO CHEER YOU UP?: memes are the pure essence of happiness
ARE YOU CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP?: yeah, I love Death. We have such healthy realtionship
DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: my sweet Death <3 
IF YES, MIGHT THAT SOMEONE BE READING THIS?: Idk if she has the access to Internet tho :/
DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?:  I fuck on first date   na
DO YOU PREFER GOING OUT, OR STAYING HOME, WHEN IT COMES TO DATES?: how about I kill myself instead
FAVOURITE DRINK:  my tears
FAVOURITE FOOD: blood of my enemies

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“Shit Architecture Students Say” by katyisverywise

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Shit Girls Say On Their Periods

Resident Evil 31 Day gif/edit/art work challenge.
  • <p> <b></b> Someone can send you a number(s) or you can do the challenge yourself!<p/><b>1:</b> First game played<p/><b>2:</b> Favorite female character<p/><b>3:</b> Favorite male character<p/><b>4:</b> Favorite partners<p/><b>5:</b> Favorite enemy<p/><b>6:</b> Favorite main in RE 3 Mercenaries<p/><b>7:</b> Favorite main in RE 5 Mercenaries and Reunion<p/><b>8:</b> Favorite main in RE 6 Mercenaries<p/><b>9:</b> Favorite weapon<p/><b>10:</b> Favorite female villain<p/><b>11:</b> Favorite male villain<p/><b>12:</b> Favorite outfit (Alternate or not)<p/><b>13:</b> Saddest part<p/><b>14:</b> Happiest part<p/><b>15:</b> Favorite game<p/><b>16:</b> Most difficult boss<p/><b>17:</b> Favorite boss battle<p/><b>18:</b> Zombies, Las Plagas, Ouroboros?<p/><b>19:</b> Favorite female quote<p/><b>20:</b> Favorite male quote<p/><b>21:</b> T-Virus, G-Virus, C-Virus?<p/><b>22:</b> Most unappreciated game<p/><b>23:</b> Most unappreciated female character<p/><b>24:</b> Most unappreciated male character<p/><b>25:</b> Favorite part of any game<p/><b>26:</b> Least favorite part of any game<p/><b>27:</b> Best looking female<p/><b>28:</b> Best looking male<p/><b>29:</b> Favorite mod<p/><b>30:</b> Favorite off-shoot<p/><b>31:</b> What game do you want to see a crossover with?<p/></p>
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Accurate. And a lot of the comments are, as usual, really embarassing/infuriating.

V 1.5 of Shit Fake AH Mica Says

More of Shit Fake AH Mica Says thanks to badgersinbowties and the fact that the first one was so popular. Also shout out to youmakemesoangry for spinning this idea into their own thing. Go check it out! 

I really loved that old meme of “Shit people say” so this is basically me resurrecting that old meme because I love it.


“I never said ‘fuck you’ I said ‘You’re a dirty liar’ there’s definitely a difference”

“I swear to god if anyone shoots a hole into this jacket I will kill everybody on this dock and burn it down. Then I’ll escape on your fucking boat because you’ll be too busy trying to pick up your organs from the ocean floor.”

“Mica, Michael, wonder twins of destruction, your jobs are to wreck shop and make sure there’s very little evidence “So bury everything in a fine layer of gunpowder and the blood of the innocents?” “Wow, way to take that in a dark, dark direction Mica” “Just trying to know my job”

“I swear, I will shove a shotgun up your ass and pull the trigger. You’ll have a closed casket funeral because your intestines will be coming out your nose.

“We’re in a room full of angry gay gangsters, Lindsay so if anybody in this room is staring at your ass it’s me.”

“Mica! Get in here!” “What Ryan?” “I need help. What color of warpaint is best?” *An hour later* “Mica I wanted terrifying warpaint not a fucking pride flag” “Well that’s just too bad for you. Now come on, I need a selfie with my very own personal killer pride flag”

“Mica and Ray, you are both gonna go steal motorcycles and deliver them to home base” “Wow, making the black girl and the Puerto Rican steal things. I see how it is.” “Let’s start Team Minorities”

All memes aside:

People who say shit like “sweden is the shithole of europe” and “RIP sweden, now a land of pussies and faggots” can go fuck themselves. 

  • <p> <b>Tumblr:</b> jokes can be toxic and harmful to people, sometimes it's not just a joke no matter how dumb you think it is!!11!!<p/><b>Tumblr:</b> makes a huge meme about shitting on one zodiac sign despite people saying it makes them anxious and feel shit<p/><b>Tumblr:</b> actually turns a meme into something toxic<p/></p>