shit neck

“most idols don’t even work hard, they have everything handed to them bc of their famous companies”

Harold the loggerhead turtle with her favorite keeper.

For anyone who may be wondering, this is always initiated by Harold! She picks favorite divers and follows them around being obnoxious until someone sits on her and gives her proper scritches. We see her here enjoying some chill out time while also considering trying to eat the diver’s fins.

The signs as shit dan says

aries: “I literally just laid an egg. I birthed a child out of an egg. i just asexually produced. I was so jumpscared, life found a way and it came out of my ass”

taurus: “god, every download of this game should come with a free diaper”

gemini: “im gonna crap all over this chess table”

cancer: “this already sound like a colossal bag of nope for me”

leo: “a full on flower penis just fell on me”

virgo: “oh god.. shitting down my legs, shitting down my spine, shitting down my neCK”

libra: “im going to shit myself at an alarming velocity”

scorpio: “don’t sneak up on people in the toilet they are vulnerable in that environment”

sagittarius: “your ass is where you feel all the important emotions”

capricorn: “you wouldnt know because i didnt express myself, but i just silently shit when i saw my shadow”

aquarius: “if i cringe anymore, i think my neck would just snap off and a fountain of blood would just erupt at the camera”

pisces: “fight me you ceramic bitch”

phil’s version x 

bts scenario: they give you a hickey

i hope you guys like this scenario! i love hickeys so much tbh, anyways enjoy! xx

requests: open

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jin: jin would press feather light kisses to the skin of your chin and neck before finally finding the perfect place to leave his mark. he would softly kiss the spot before latching onto the skin and sucking. “jinnn,” you would moan at the feeling. “yes baby?” he would smirk knowing exactly what he was doing to you. wrapping your arms around his neck to pull him closer, he would continue his ministrations until he felt you were thoroughly marked. 

Originally posted by bwiseoks

yoongi: “f-fuck,” you would moan at the feeling of yoongi’s soft lips sucking onto the skin under your ear, a growl would escape from yoongi’s mouth as he sucked harder and harder. your fingers curled around the bed sheets under you as he moved to mark a different spot. “so pretty baby, you look so pretty covered in my marks,” another harsh suck, “all mine,” his words made a shiver run down your spine as you moaned again. 

Originally posted by jimiyoong

hoseok: it would start out as simple kisses all over your face and neck before it became more, his tongue would run flat over the base of your neck and a gasp was caught in your throat. “hobiiiii,” you would whine, and he took that as a sign to continue. his lips softly parted on the skin beneath your chin as he began to lightly suck. a groan left your lips and his sucking continued, sure to leave a dark hickey that would show everyone you were his. 

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

namjoon: as his lips moved from the spot beneath your ear to your collarbones, you knew you were in for a long night. “moan for me,” he would say as he sucked harshly on your collarbones. “n-namjoon,” at your moan he bit down on the spot he was sucking and made you gasp, “you know that’s not what you call me right now baby,” he growled. “daddy,” you corrected and moaned under his touch as he moved to another spot to leave a mark. 

Originally posted by rapnamu

jimin: “chim chim,” you teased as you straddled his lap. “yes baby?” his arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer, lips just centimeters apart. “i love you,” you whispered before connecting your lips. jimin quickly began to kiss back as he pulled you closer. as jimin pulled away, his lips began to trail down your face and onto your neck before harshly sucking onto the skin. you groaned and pushed your hips against his, to which he just sucked harder. “that’s right baby,” another hickey, “moan for me.”

Originally posted by itschiminie

taehyung: it started as playful kisses and nips as you and taehyung were cuddled on the couch. taehyung had been down a little harder on accident, and when you let out a moan he smirked, “kinky huh?” he teased. you smacked the back of his head and blushed. “i’m kidding baby,” his voice dropped an octave, “do you want me to mark you?” you gasped and nodded frantically. his lips latched onto the soft skin of your neck before sucking and leaving a gorgeous mark, just like his baby. 

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

jungkook: soft sheets could be felt under the skin of your hands as jungkook ravaged your body. jungkook’s lips could be felt everywhere, on your face, stomach, thighs and as of currently, on your neck. “shit,” your fingers wrapped in his hair as you pulled his body closer, desperately craving more of his touch. jungkook growled before attaching his lips to the skin above your breast, harshly biting and sucking, marking you as his. 

Originally posted by nnochu

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Mind Reader

Characters: Dean x Reader

Warnings: angst adjacent, smut, dirty talk, LOTS of language

Word Count: 2.7k

A/N: I was looking through some REALLY old requests and I came across an idea from @jennalyncarrigan1230 from who knows how long ago. She pitched an idea that I have twisted and LOVE the outcome. I doubt she even remembers sending the ask, but her initial idea sparked this smutty goodness. This took on a life of its own. I haven’t wrote Dean smut or ANY smut in quite some time. This is officially DIRTY. Or at least by my standards it is. Hope you enjoy. ;) Italics & Bold indicate reader’s thoughts.  This has very little plot. Just the poor reader thinking her secret dirty thoughts about Dean only to have them be not so secret anymore.

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showering with boyfriend!tom (nsfw)

-so this would normally be a morning thing

-you’d be up and awake and drinking your coffee in the morning and he’d still be in bed sleeping on his stomach and you’d like hop on top of him and kiss across his back and whisper in his ear “hey, come shower with me” and he’d grumble and be like “mmmhmm, two seconds”

-so you’d go get in the shower and he’d come in yawning and stretching a minute or two later with a towel in hand

-or he’d get back from the gym and you’d still be asleep and you’re like in bed on your side and he comes in and leans one knee on the bed and playfully slaps your ass and says “you coming?” and you turn and squint at him and it takes you a second to realize what he’s talking about but then you stretch and smile and murmur “yep” and get up and follow him into the bathroom

-you like your showers burning hot and tom tries to put up with it but always ends up turning it a little bit cooler

-so you guys wash you hair and do your thing and you take way longer than him since you have way more hair so he of course starts getting handsy

-he starts playing with your boobs a lil and kissing your neck and shit

-he kisses a straight line down your stomach and kneels and you’re like “um you’re gonna get soap in your eye if you do that right now” half joking and he’s like “I’ll survive” and puts one of your legs over his shoulder and you move so your back’s against the wall bc the first time he did this you totally slipped and you learned your lesson

-so you have one hand on the wall for balance and the other in his hair while he starts working his tongue on your clit

-he would squeeze your thighs until you looked at him because he loves eye contact when he’s making you feel good

-after a bit of him alternating between pushing his tongue inside you and sucking on your clit you would moan really loud and your knee would buckle a little and that’s when he knew to stop

-he’d be ready to take you then and there but you would wanna take him in your mouth a lil first and he obvi wouldnt refuse

-so you’d be on your knees in the shower and he’d be holding your wet hair back and groaning while you sucked on the head of his cock

-once he accidentally bucked his hips while this was happening and basically thrusted into your mouth and sort of choked you and you gagged and he was like “sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry” he felt so bad

-but eventually he’d tug on your hair gently and tell you to stop or else he was gonna come

-so he’d turn you to face the wall and be behind you and he’d reach down between the two of you and pump his fingers inside you a few times to make sure you were still nice and wet

-and then he’d push inside you really slowly and carefully because the shower is precarious

-and as he picked up the pace he’d keep one hand on the wall to steady himself and the other would be around your waist pulling you back into him with each thrust

-and you would also have one hand on the wall but the other would reach over your shoulder and into his hair, pulling his mouth to your neck

-every so often as he thrusted into you, your nipples would hit the cold wall of the shower and you’d take in a sharp breath at the sensation

-when he was close he’d slip his fingers between your legs to help you out

-your legs would start to shake as you came around him and he’d hold you tight against him, both of you moaning as your muscles clenched and your orgasms made it hard for you to stay upright

-he’d slip out of you and just kiss the back of your neck until you caught your breath and turned around to face him, kissing him sloppily on the mouth as water continued to wash over your bodies

-you’d stand there in the hot water for a minute before grabbing the soap off the little counter and squirting a bunch into your hand and rubbing it over his back and shoulders, your bodies still pressed together

-he’d do the same, running his hands all over your body, squeezing your ass cheekily when he got there

-once you were both all rinsed you’d get out and continue your day like normal people do! lol

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we wrote this sitting next to our parents in a hospital waiting room, that’s dedication for ya

xoxo, L & A

*bangs fist on table* HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

So Far So Good

Pairing: Sebastian X Reader

Words: 711

Warnings: thigh riding which is a sin in and of itself. One NSFW gif.

@superpaperclip asked “Could you write something about riding Sebastian’s thighs?

A/N: Welp…I’m horny now because of that gif. Let me know if you want to be tagged here.

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