shit kicked out of us

things to consider: 

  •  andrew minyard in a turtleneck and long trenchcoat with windswept hair and a glare to finish the Look 
  •  andrew minyard in a tank top and skinny jeans tattoos on display and steel toed boots he can and will use to kick the shit out of you 
  •  andrew minyard in a suit black shirt black jacket red tie that screams danger and quiet arrogance 
  •  andrew minyard in soft worn out joggers and neils foxes jersey covered in cat hair and spilt hot chocolate with fluffy socks
  • neil josten stealthily photographing all of these dumb outfits and keeping them in a file on his phone labelled ‘ “198% josten” ‘

I accidentally wrote a thing because I feel very strongly about how Magnus reacted during the newest episode of The Stolen Century and what Travis said on twitter.

Spoilers for the stolen century arc, obvs.

Magnus Burnsides doesn’t think he’s dumb. In his own right, he’s actually pretty fucking brilliant if he has to be honest, but the thing about this mission and this particular crew is that they’re so much more.

He stands at the edge of the platform, carved wooden duck clutched tightly in his hands, and Magnus hesitates.

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Shit-Chat [Kleinman!Reader]

Summary: Exams are bAD. The squad and you attempt to motivate eachother, it doesn’t work so well. considering it’s 3.A.M. There’s also a movie night.

Warnings: a lot of swearing, exam stress (?). that’s about it i think

A/N: (pairing: evan x reader) this is…indescribable. If yall like this i’ll make it a bit of a series !

Connor has created a chat.

Connor has added Zoe, [Y/N], Evan, Alana and Jared.

Connor has named the chat ‘somebody fucking help me’

Connor: GUys.

Connor: One of you lazy assholes better answer me right now.

Connor: Oh for fucks sake you’re all sleeping aren’t you?

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Faggot, on top of your weekly fag tax, we decided we’re going to beat the shit out of you today, because why the fuck not.  If you don’t want us to beat your queer ass, that’ll be another $50 each.  

That’s right, cunt, pay up.  Now that we’ve drained your fag cash, time to fuck you up, fag.  It doesn’t matter if you don’t want us to kick the shit out of you.  We’re gonna do it anyway.  Stupid faggot.

I love the chess game with Cullen because

If you play fair, HE lets you win, if you “let him win,” he lets you THINK you let him win, and if you cheat, he beats you and TELLS you he knows you cheated.

Good idea to put Aulas in his place about trying to poach players but like please can we not challenge Lyon to a fight we’ll get the shit kicked out of us like they literally don’t have enough positions on the field to play all of their world class players so maybe don’t ask sonnett and menges to lock down hegerberg and le sommer cos that’s just not going to go well ya know

‘Love Actually’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “It seems to me that love is everywhere.”
  • “We need Kate, and we need Leo. And we need them now. Come on.”
  • “We’ve been given our parts in the nativity play and I’m the lobster!”
  • “Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?”
  • “Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”
  • “The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.”
  • “It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.”
  • “Basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?”
  • “Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”
  • “I’m very busy and important. How can I help you?”
  • “General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that.”
  • “Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.”
  • “Ask me anything you like, I’ll tell you the truth.”
  • “Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?”
  • “No one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.”
  • “I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day.”
  • “Well, the truth is… actually… I’m in love.”
  • “Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole.”
  • “I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.”
  • “Um, why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds?”
  • “This is SO much more than a bag…”
  • “What else are you gonna do? Dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?”
  • “We’ve never got friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I’m nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie…”
  • “I love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting.”
  • “You’re a lonely, ugly asshole. You must accept it.”
  • “If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.”
Im level 199 stressed

Like I’m crying in the bathroom because I can’t deal anymore financially. It’s just me working (not for the lack of trying with people in my fam). The rents not in full yet another month and it’s this looming shit of when our landlords gonna get fed up and kick us out.

I work my ass off at work and it’s just not enough. I’m drowning. I have the entire weight of my family on my shoulders and I can’t do it anymore. And it’s not their fault. Everyone’s trying but these last two years have been complete shit.

And I had the worst day at work and almost got written up. I got paid $418 and it went all to the rent. Idk how I’m getting to work next week.

We moved here two years ago and things were looking up. And then bam everything came crashing down and I’m just overwhelmed.

I need a cigarette. And like a friend who’s a millionaire and wants to give me a couple hundred.

anonymous asked:

Companions and soles reaction to a weak and helpless-looking teenager riding a tamed giant legendary albino deathclaw (sorry I'm just obsessed with deathclaws I fcking luv them and I wish so hard to tame them and hav them as a companion!) ^^

You’d be surprised at what you can encounter out in the wasteland.

Cait: “It’s tame, right? It better be fuckin’ tame. Deathclaw or no deathclaw, if that kid sics their beast on us, I’m'a kick the shit out of ‘em.” Once Cait is properly assured that, yes, the Deathclaw is tame, and that the teen means no harm, she calms down a bit. “Right. Alright. Deadly Beastie is good beastie, sure.” She shoots Sole a side-eyeing look. “I need a drink.”

Codsworth: You wouldn’t think a robot could faint. The explanation is something about ‘overloaded circuits’ and ‘an overheated central processor,’ but the effect is the same; Codsworth saw the deathclaw and collapsed.

Curie: She… forgets, at first, that deathclaws are not friends. “Oh! They are docile, yes?” Without a moment of hesitation, she walks over, pulling a clipboard from somewhere on her person. She’s scrabbling for a pen as well, when the deathclaw breathes hot air from it’s nostrils, growling low in its throat to warn her away. A little sheepish, Curie gives the creature and its rider some space.

Danse: “This- This is not-” He’s not entirely sure what to make of the sight. A deathclaw? Being ridden? Ridiculous. Impossible! And by a sickly adolescent no less. But, as if sensing his thoughts, the deathclaw has its dark, piercing eyes on him, and doesn’t seem to like him whatsoever. The feeling is mutual. Sole can go interact with the creature, but Danse stays a healthy thirty feet away at all times.

Deacon: He insists on riding it. The teenager currently doing so explains that this is a terrible idea, to which Deacon replies with, “Terrible ideas are kind of my thing. Just ask my coworkers.” He has his heart set on riding the creature. Everyone present refuses to let him do so, so he goes along with it… Until no one’s looking. At which point he throws a leg over the beast and cries, “Yee-haw!” It does not end well.

Dogmeat: Doesn’t like the deathclaw at all. Nope. Nope, no like. No good. He growls and whines whenever he’s forced to be around the best, and when he’s not forced, he makes himself scarce and is nowhere to be found outside of mealtimes. He only appears when his bowl is full and when the deathclaw is away.

Hancock: “Either I’m tripping, or I’m seeing some really cool shit right now.” Proceeds to take a long drag from his cigarette and engage in an intense staring contest with the deathclaw.

Nick Valentine: “Are you sure that’s safe?” He sounds more grumpy than anything, though also a bit concerned. “Would a dog not be less… Uh, ostentatious?” After explaining the meaning of ostentatious (showy, for those not equipped with fancy Pre-War vocabulary) Valentine relents that a deathclaw is a bit more intimidating than your average guard dog. Though he still worries about the teen.

MacCready: “No.” He shakes his head, turning on his heel and pointedly stalking the other way. “I don’t care if it’s fu- freaking tamed.” His voice cracks on the not-swear. “Come get me when the giant goddamn people eater is two miles away! They can smell fear, you know!”

Piper: “Oh my god,” she whispers. “This could be the story of the century.” She stares, desperately, at the creature before her, her camera clutched in a white-knuckle grip. No flash photography, the teen had said. Piper is dying inside.

Preston: “Uhhh…” His eyes move between the deathclaw, the teen, and Sole, who’s staring at him, waiting for him to say something. Preston swallows. “I guess it’s too hopeful to ask if he’s a vegetarian, huh?”

Strong: He attempts to wrestle the deathclaw.

X6-88: “I… have not encountered a creature like this before.” It’s then that something magical happens. X6 walks forward, closer, and closer, coming up to the deathclaw just inches away from the creature’s massive jaws. Much to the amazement of onlookers, X6 reaches a hand out and begins fondly petting the beast, causing it to let out a pleased rumble resembling a purr. With his back to Sole, the Courser speaks. “I want one.”

((Thanks for the ask, anon! Also… with the new Wasteland Workshop DLC, this fantasy can be yours. Deacon and I are calling our deathclaw Fluffy.))

if people are so “preservative” and are so desperate to kick people out and shit… why can’t we start having useful community formation criteria? like, idk.. not harbouring and protecting toxic behaviour.. not encouraging bullies, not allowing for all kindsa bigotry to linger in the communities..

and maybe, just maybe.. try to protect the community people seem to claim to “protect”. maybe we could start there for once..?

instead of going off a weird blend of decades old terms with recent terms, across continents and languages, where it’s a mix of slurs, reclaimed medical terms, and terms we made ourselves.. and like, acting like there’s a coherent narrative that was always there…

as if like our communities were always well-defined and like all minority groups are just incredibly coherent and essentially like the people in the group all experience the same..

I frankly don’t get what most people are even trying to do  or like what they’re even thinking of when they say that nothing but a collection of a few traits is what makes for a good and solid community.. and somehow blame unwanted (and made up) intruders for any flaws that occur in the community..

instead of maybe trying to define the community in a way that doesn’t enable toxicity and bullying as a generally acceptable thing that we should permit just because the person fits into some criteria.

» love actually sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❝ General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that. ❞
  • ❝ If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around. ❞
  • ❝ It’s my favorite time of day, driving you. ❞
  • ❝ He says no one’s gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. ❞
  • ❝ You know, um, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. ❞
  • ❝ Option One: ask her out. ❞
  • ❝ Option Two: become her friend. ❞
  • ❝ Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you. ❞
  • ❝ Here is an important message. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free! ❞
  • ❝ Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do? ❞
  • ❝ Aren’t you a bit young to be in love? ❞
  • ❝ Worse than the total agony of being in love? ❞
  • ❝ A tiny, insignificant detail. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a… self-preservation thing, you see. ❞
  • ❝ Tell her that you love her. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love. ❞
  • ❝ Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake? ❞
  • ❝ You learned English? ❞
  • ❝ I realized that Christmas is… is the time to be with the people you love. ❞
  • ❝ Well, this is a surprise. ❞
  • ❝ Ten minutes at Elton John’s, you’re as gay as a maypole! ❞
  • ❝ This is shit, isn’t it? ❞
  • ❝ Yep, solid gold shit, maestro. ❞
  • ❝ You have this kind of problem? Yeah… of course you did, you saucy minx! ❞
  • ❝ Ask me anything you like, I’ll tell you the truth. ❞
  • ❝ Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit? ❞
  • ❝ Right. So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped. ❞
  • ❝ Aren’t you the Prime Minister? ❞
  • ❝ Where the fuck is my fucking coat? ❞
  • ❝ Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole! ❞
  • ❝ So what’s this big news, then? ❞
  • ❝ True love lasts a lifetime. ❞
  • ❝ When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I’m left with no one. Wrinkled and alone. ❞
  • ❝ By the way, I feel bad. I never asked you how your love life is going. ❞
  • ❝ No, no, we’ll want to have sex in every room. Including yours. ❞
  • ❝ I will miss you. And your very slow typing… and your very bad driving. ❞
  • ❝ Enough. Enough now. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, no. That is so inconvenient. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll give you anything you ask for - as long as it’s not something I don’t want to give. ❞
  • ❝ I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you. ❞
  • ❝ There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they’re already going out with rich, attractive guys. ❞
  • ❝ That is total bollocks. You’ve actually gone mad, now. ❞
  • ❝ What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head. ❞
  • ❝ Alone again… Naturally. ❞
  • ❝ I’m very busy and important. How can I help you? ❞
  • ❝ It’s a cinnamon stick, sir. ❞
  • ❝ Life is full of interruptions and complications. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not sure that politics and dating really go together. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s get pissed and watch porn. ❞
  • ❝ Oh God - Say ‘yes’ you skinny moron! ❞
  • ❝ Oooooo, would we call her chubby? ❞
  • ❝ Well, give them a quid and tell them to bugger off! ❞
  • ❝ You’ve seen the films, kiddo. It ain’t over 'til it’s over. ❞
  • ❝ But you know, the thing about romance is… people only get together right at the very end. ❞
  • ❝ You’ll come back a broken man. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah, back broken from too much sex! ❞
  • ❝ I’m very jealous of your plane, by the way. ❞
  • ❝ I am here to ask your daughter for her hands in marriage. ❞
  • ❝ You want to marry my daughter? ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want something I need. I want something I want - something pretty. ❞
  • ❝ Thank God. You would’ve broken my heart if you’d said yes. ❞
  • ❝ I might get a shag at last! ❞
  • ❝ Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❞

Love Actually  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you’ve been working here?”
  • “Are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?”
  • “Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?”
  • “I don’t want something I need. I want something I want - something pretty.”
  • “I’m afraid that there’s something really wrong, you know.”
  • “Life is full of interruptions and complications.”
  • “But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I’m nice. I really am.”
  • “Let’s do it. Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”
  • “By the way, I feel bad. I never asked you how your love life is going.”
  • “Let’s get pissed and watch porn.”
  • “You’ve got nothing to lose, and you’ll always regret it if you don’t!”
  • “Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
  • “General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that.”
  • “With any luck, by next year - I’ll be going out with one of these girls.”
  • “I love that word ‘relationship’. Covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it?”
  • “Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?”
  • “It seems to me that love is everywhere.”
  • “I’m very busy and important. How can I help you?”
  • “I’ll give you anything you ask for - as long as it’s not something I don’t want to give.”
  • “Where the fuck is my fucking coat?”
  • “Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.”

Whew! What an easy year that was, amiright?!

Just kidding. We literally got the shit kicked out of us for over half the year and quite honestly, I couldn’t and we couldn’t have had a better support system to get though it than this damn fandom. We lost a few along the way, we gained a few new people, who were brought in by the injustice they witnessed being committed, and when one of us fell, the others picked them up. That is what I truly, truly love about this fandom. We’re a fucking family and I don’t care how hippy that makes me to say. I have never felt such strong love and support from a group of people in my whole life than what I experienced with you guys this year. From my hiatus before the shit storm, to during and after, you guys sent me the sweetest messages, consistent support, and I promise you it did not go unnoticed. I even saved a bunch of the messages because they gave and give me strength when I was weak this summer.

Last year, I made a list of just things that I did that year and I had a separate ‘retrospective’ for Johnny’s year, but I’m going to combine them this year and highlight everything we and he have done.

  • DEPP THOUGHTS {Because I was bored and thought it would be fun to write what I thought was going through his mind during certain scenarios}
  • HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES TOUR {Every single one of his musical wet dreams came true in Summer 2016, when he embarked on a four month world tour with the Hollywood Vampires; the band he created with his musical heroes, Joe Perry and Alice Cooper, and his childhood best friend and band mate, Bruce Witkin. I think I can safely say that every single one of us were so proud of him, and so, so happy for him.}
  • CAREER AWARDS {In early 2016, Johnny won two prestigious, career spanning awards for his brilliant contributions to the film industry. First, the Desert Palm Achievement Award at the Palm Springs Film Festival. Second, the Maltin Modern Master Award at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.}
  • #WEAREWITHYOUJOHNNYDEPP {Together, not only on Tumblr but everywhere, we used this hashtag to show Johnny our support during the toughest time he’s ever faced in the public eye. Along with this, we created a support video comprising of Tumblr bloggers and other Depp fans as well, reminding him of how much he means to so many, and how much support he has. He was sent a version of that and we were thanked for the support.} 
  • THE PRICE OF FREEDOM {I read this incredible novel, the canon origin story of Jack Sparrow, last year, and decided to make a whole lot of edits, complete with quotes, for those who haven’t had the pleasure or opportunity to read it!} 
  • FINDING THE CREATIVITY IN MADNESS: ASU TALK {Johnny graciously agreed to sit down with his friend and hero, Professor Lawrence Krauss, at Arizona State University to discuss how Creativity could be found in Madness. He opened up more than ever about his past, his mental illness, his struggle with addiction and more. He gave so much of himself to us in those two hours and is important to watch for anyone who doesn’t understand Johnny Depp. (Part 2)}
  • JOHNNY DEPP 53 {We went BIG this year for his birthday and made and delivered to him a vinyl record, comprising of covers and readings of his favourite songs and literature. We even received a thank you back from him! Thank you to everyone who participated in the polls and the ideas and for the incredible support surrounding the project, and especially to Justine, Alysha, Rowan, Annika, Lisa, Alessia, Vera, Emerson, Jordan, Sabrina, Elisa, Stefania, Oriella and Maya for all sending in tracks and participating on the vinyl, and to Gina & Stephen Deuters and Malcolm Connolly for all their help and kindness! :) ♥} 
  • SPARRABETH ARCHIVE {I decided to rip open my heart by going through every Sparrabeth fanfiction I could possibly think of, and that were submitted to me, and organized them all on one blog! (This may be particularly useful now that LIZZIE MAY BRIEFLY RETURN SHSKSHDKAHDUKK)}

Honourable Mentions:

As last year, I want to also give a huge shout out to a few amazing blogs run by some fantastic human beings. If you’re on this list, it’s because I truly love seeing you on my dash, or you’ve helped give me perspective and hope during the worst year the Depp fandom has ever seen, or you’ve helped me and supported me throughout this year; when I was at my absolute lowest, the messages I got from some of you were what kept me going. If you’re not on this list, it’s probably because I am #TheWorst. I’m excited for a much better year in 2017 with all of you, and Johnny!

@aades // @all2thecontrary​ // @apirateslifeforme123​ // @avondepp​ // @becauseitisjohnnydepp​ // @changebelief​ // @deppdeppishlydepp​ // @depphead1963 // @depplyinlove // @depplyobsessed​ // @deppody // @donapirata​ // @dreamofdepp // @fireflydances​ // @goldepp​ // @havithreatendub4​ // @johnnydeppismybae​ // @johnnydeppskank​ // @johnnysboots​ // @justwantbackthosetimes // @leannabee // @lovingjdepp​ // @orionredstarr​ // @proudtobeadepphead​ // @sakurafavjd​ // @scream4johnny​ // @trickstercaptain​ // @truestench​ // @wolfinsheepclothing

Don’t reblog but I just think it’s funny how my grandpa who like helped raised us and is one of the only men I actually care for is dying rn and my other grandpa who was an abusive piece of shit his entire life is still alive and kicking and will probably out live us all🙃