First session of Pathfinder. I’m GM and my players are a Half-Elf Wizard, a Human Fighter, and an Elf Ranger. The Wizard and the Ranger are on the deck of a ship and the Fighter, with her Int of 7, is wandering around belowdecks.
Me (to Fighter): You pass through the cargo hold and come across the storeroom. It looks like this is where all of the ship supplies are held, like food, water, and extra sails. That sort of thing. Roll a Perception check.
Fighter: I rolled a 5.
Me: Okay. Everything in here looks like it’s on the up and up…except that one barrel, the one closest to the door, looks like it’s out of place or that someone has messed with it.
Fighter: I punch the barrel. (She punches the barrel, which cracks it partly open, to find it full of salt.) I bet there’s something in there. I dig through the salt to find it.
Me after a moment: You get to the bottom and you find…nothing but salt.
Fighter: Curse you, salt! You and your hidden mysteries! I will crush you and find your truths!
feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit !
’ you see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. ’ ’ rudeness is merely an expression of fear. ’ ’ i knew there was something fishy. ’ ’ if i learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother’s body, living or dead, i swear to god, i’ll cut your throat! you hear me? ’ ’ did he just throw my cat out of the window? ’ ’ whose got the throat-slitter? ’ ’ well, i’ve never been accused of that before, but i appreciate the sentiment. ’ ’ the plot thickens, as they say. why, by the way? is it a soup metaphor? ’ ’ i go to bed with all my friends. ’ ’ when you’re young, it’s all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. which is fine with me, because i like those. more flavorful, or so they say. ’ ’ the beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun. ’ ’ what’s the meaning of this shit? ’ ’ give me your hand. you’ve nothing to fear. ’ ’ i’ve never trusted that butler. he’s too honest. ’ ’ there’s really no point in doing anything in life because it’s all over in the blink of an eye, and the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in. ’ ’ it’s not a very flattering portrait, i’m afraid, i was once considered a great beauty. ’
The last couple of days have been pretty rough and all the shit in my life has begun to get to me, but ya know what? I’m gonna keep going and pushing through all of it because I’m worth it. Also waking up and getting to see sebs beautiful dorky face makes everything that much better. ❤️
I think most of the fandom is in agreement that Baelish is going to die this year. I’ve made no bones about how irked I am about that and ruination of a great character. It appears so are other people as this season plays out (and not just LF fans… I’m seeing a lot of people wonder what the fuck happened to this smart/manipulating mastermind in this show - all coming to the conclusion of bad writing. Nice to know it isn’t just us Baelish fans seeing something wrong here)
However, IF this is how it goes down (as fucking dumb as it is and against everything this character was written to be), I want Littlefinger to turn into a White Walker. Just hear me out…
So, Arya and Sansa execute LF at the end of this season for dumbfuck reasons laid down because dumbfuck writers that forgot their own storyline. We can all agree that Baelish started it all, BUT he was not the sole reason why idiot Ned got himself killed. Many people were involved in his death, including his own clueless daughter. I still HIGHLY doubt it was Baelish behind Bran’s botched assassination attempt. That was all Joffrey trying to be a badass. Baelish might have had a hand in because of the exchange of the dagger, but I don’t think he intended the death of Cat’s son, but I digress.
Now, back to the end of this season. I’m assuming Jon will not have returned by the time Baelish dies at Arya’s hand. Will they know that they have to burn his body? Or do they just dump him somewhere without a thought? If his body isn’t burned, would it stand to reason that a big twist for next season is LF returning? If he has to die, this would be a BADASS twist. The Night King kills and then resurrects one of Dany’s dragons (Viserion?) bringing down The Wall at the end of Season 7. I could forgive D&D (a tiny bit… I still wish my bb to live) killing him if it gave this character more to do and fuck everything up for the living. I just miss LF being the unpredictable badass he used to be. Sansa killing him would surely cure that love bug out of his system REAL fucking quick. I could see him being “burn it all the fuck down” and helping the Night King (or taking his place).
A question I have, do resurrected dead remember who they are? Would someone like Baelish be useful to the Night King (knowing Westeros and people’s weaknesses). He would know all about Winterfell, the Vale… and all the way down Westeros to Kings Landing. Would that manipulating core of Baelish still be with him even though he is dead, or the NK turns him into a White Walker rather than just a resurrected wight?
If Baelish can still remember who he was, he’s gonna want some serious fucking revenge. I’d be down with that. Even better, would be him taking over the Night King if Jon or Dany manages to ‘kill’ him with fire or dragonglass.
You think he would spare Sansa? Somehow I doubt it, but my dark Hades heart thinks that might be his only human trait left. Baelish has been painted constantly as Hades, even by GRRM (and Sansa – Persephone). What better than to turn Baelish LITERALLY into an ice cold Hades from North-of-the-Wall HELL. This could be the real King of the Ashes. Maybe the only person he doesn’t allow to be killed is Sansa.
A massive turn, and great plot twist would be that Jon or Dany kill the Night King , believing they’ve won and it’s all over….but like a good horror film, it isn’t. The guy NO ONE suspects or is threatened by (because they think he’s dead) and who has a serious axe to grind now…. Takes the throne.
OR if he doesn’t take the throne…when the end of the series looks all happy and spring has come…. All the humans are safe …the wall is being rebuilt or some shit…
We pan to the far North and the new Night King is fucking Petyr Littlefinger Baelish, with those ice blue eyes and one fucking evil grin. Shit isn’t over… it’s just begun. This frozen, dead bitch has all the time in the world. AND if Arya kills him with the Valerian dagger… MAYBE he becomes immune to dragon glass can can’t be killed by it. I could so see him in the end, holding his own dagger, stabbing his hand with it, and nothing happens…with a shit-eating grin on his face. I would pay to see THAT in god damned cinema.
I mean EVERYONE knew Jon didn’t die….not really. They KNEW he was going to come back. The fandom expects and WANTS Baelish to die. They’ll cheer and think he’s finally done. God, it would be great to have him come back and piss them all off.
I mean, COME ON! Wouldn’t that be fucking great ending? You don’t cast someone like Aidan Gillen and give him nothing to do. This man KNOWS how to be evil. Look at his creeptastic, evil mother fucker villain acting career? His beautiful face, first is beautiful….BUT he can look evil as hell. What better way to end the whole series with the bad guy that started it all…. Be at the end ready to start shit all over again??? At least you’d get the fan service happy ending they want but at the very, VERY end… a shot of the new Night King and you know this shit isn’t over because you know what kind of revenge filled, mastermind LF is.
Many of you know, I’m no fan of tidy, happy endings where all the good people are perfect and the world is safe again. I hope GRRM isn’t that kind of writer but sadly, D&D are fucking hacks and I don’t trust them one bit with writing an awesome ending with a cool twist. First, the fandom will shit it’s pants when they realize they didn’t get rid of him like they wanted. That alone would make me smile. He’s such an enigmatic character full of mystery and this would be sooo awesome to see him at the end.
If Littlefinger has to die… I want this bitch to creep on even in death and sit on his Ice Throne, and be literally King of the Ashes…of the dead at least.
Damnit, give me this script…. I’ll bloody write it. Hahahaaaa
I Remember You Differently (Trixya) - Chapter 2 - goth
One more high school lesbian AU for the good people of this blog. It’s the end of senior year, prom season, and Trixie thought she was finally over her crush on Katya from freshman year drama class. She was wrong. Kim is over it before it even starts.
A/N: Thank you so much guys for the support. I mapped out this entire fic, epilogue included, which should make writing it easier and faster. In this installment, Trixie is roasted by family and friends alike. In the next, we’ll get started on Trixya flirting, and I’ll be introducing some Sashea into the mix soon.
ooc: First and foremost, look at that shittastic graphic. B) I actually managed to hit 100 followers yesterday! I’m honestly so, so happy and downright honored that I managed to hit this many followers, in less than two months, and with an OC blog. Of course being a fandom OC helps with getting out there, but an OC is an OC and the fact that people love Elina enough to follow and keep following warms my heart to the core and I’m so excited to have reached this milestone.
So of course I owe some shout outs here. I appreciate everyone, and so everyone is getting a mention. Even if we’re not mutuals, even if we’ve never talked, here you are.
The Loves of my Life: @caedxsLasi was here with me from the very beginning, I made Elina during our private RP sessions, she quite literally saw the birth of Elina and encouraged me to do more with her, develop her, and Lasi is a huge reason why I made the blog to begin with. My absolutely best friend, I love her very much, and I really encourage you all to follow! Lucian has the best FFXV verse, an absolute keeper, and mun is the sweetest person around. @nesrecneThe frenemy ship! One of my very first established friendships here for Elina. Mun is a sweetheart, the shit posting has begun, and I will never regret putting these two shit lords together to banter and insult each other until the end of Noctis death. @violentroads Another one of my first established friendships! Of course our thread is miles behind our private discord conversations, but I ask you: who gives a fuck? B) Another lovely mun, and gosh dang a phenomenal Ignis. @pierccrOne of the best established friendships with Elina. A 100% pure childhood friendship, I’m so eager to keep the thread going and keep watching their friendship develop and blossom. And of course, mun is a totally lovely person, and I love our discord chats about these two. Also love your cats. @bingtiaowu Another very best friend of mine, who crossed over into the dark side of FFXV from anime, another of my very first followers. Let me tell you: Bread is pure. Bread is life. If you want a cute muse to play with, Guanghong is your muse. Also still the Guanghong to my Leo forever. @kaxsudonAlso another best friend that crossed over from Yuri on Ice! Gosh another of the sweetest people in the world, so open and friendly and I am In Love. Love their Yuuri the way that I do! It will be a highlight of your life, believe me.
Thank you all so much, I’m really happy to be here, and I’m happy to continue being here and interacting with everyone as best I can. You’re all great people, great rpers, and thank you for taking the time to get to know Elina and I both.
[A/N: Based off the prompt: ‘I was third wheeling with my best friend and his/her bf/gf at the amusement park when I got stuck sitting on a two seated roller coaster with some stranger and something happened so now we are stuck almost at the top and I hate heights but at least they are really hot’ au
The rest of my A/N is in the AO3 link ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
“Hey, Ross! Roooosssssss.”
Suzy’s bouncy, gentle voice easily pries him awake. The next time Ross blinks his eyes open, she and Arin are both standing in front of him, Arin with his eyebrows knit in concern, and Suzy bearing an expression devoid of nothing but worry. It takes a moment for him to sleepily comprehend their surroundings and remember where he is, but the abundant noise of screaming, gleeful children around them and the sight of the giant, overbearing rollercoaster poised in the distance behind his friends is just enough to jog his memory.