I just saw this on Reddit today and I wanted to share it here.
When you’re a parent, you have to realize that the child you brought into this world is going to be their own person and you’ll have to start getting into things you may not understand and have ZERO interest in.
However, you damn well better act like you are.
I can still remember the feeling as a kid getting Pokemon Red and it being something I loved so much, so I wanted to share that with my mom. I wanted to show her my team, tell her about the gym leaders I took down, and she just took a glance at the Game Boy color and went “mmhhhmm”.
She gave zero shits when I beat Banjo-Kazooie, a game which was INCREDIBLY hard for grade school me and you can make me have war flashbacks if you so much as say “Rusty Bucket Bay”.
My town in Animal Crossing? Catching rare fish? Who cares?
I liked a cartoon series so much that I wrote little stories about it? “No, I don’t want to read it.”
This type of stuff matters to kids so damn much and she’ll never realize how much it hurt our relationship. It might not seem like a big deal she never sat down and watched me play something like Luigi’s Mansion, but that’s how kids try and bond with their parents.
After constantly being shot down they’ll eventually stop talking to you entirely.
I am a male who lives in relatively nice neighborhood
It’s your average small town run of the mill suburbs area with not a lot of people.
I am a college kid who’s home on break while my parents have gone away which doesn’t help at all.
I have a two story house
I do not have gun nor do I have any real weapons other than kitchen knives
I am not on any medication and I have no record of schizophrenia or any other mental illnesses
I barely have any relationships with my neighbors most of whom are elderly and the rest I have minimal contact with
I do not have any people in my neighborhood (that I know of) who have reasons to attack or harm me
Now, let’s get into what has been happening. About two nights ago I
woke up very late in the night and I went to the bathroom to go take a
shit. Now, my second story bathroom has a window that can see the
entirety of my backyard. Directly behind it is a cul de sac which you
can see directly into. There is a group of trees and pile of rocks and
mulch that divides it. Usually I can see everything in my backroom
without turning on my because lights from my neighbor’s house dimly
lights the room.
take a look 👀👀👀 at this! that ➡️right ➡️ there is the mail. ✉️✉️ can we talk about the mail ✉️✉️ please, mac 💻? i’ve been dying 🤒🤢 to talk about the mail ✉️✉️ with you all day, okay 👌🏽? pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. this name keeps coming ⬆️up ⬆️ over and over again. every day, pepe’s mail ✉️ is getting sent 📪 back to me. pepe 🐸🐸silvia. pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. i look 👀 in the mail ✉️, well THIS WHOLE BOX 📦 IS PEPE 🐸 SILVIA!! so i say to myself, i gotta 🔎find 🔎 this guy. i gotta go ⬆️up⬆️ to his office 🏢. i gotta put his mail ✉️ in the guy’s goddamn ✋🏽hands ✋🏽otherwise he’s never gonna get it. he’s gonna keep coming ⬇️down⬇️ here. so i go ⬆️up⬆️ to pepe’s office 🏢 and what do i 🔎find🔎 out, mac 🍔? what do i 🔎find🔎 out? there is no 🐸pepe🐸 silvia. THE 👨🏻MAN 👨🏻DOES NOT ❌❌ EXIST. okay, so i decided ohhh 💩shit💩buddy. i gotta ⚒dig⚒ a little deeper📉. there’s no 🐸pepe 🐸silvia? you gotta be 😂kidding 😂 me. i got boxes📦📦 full of 🐸pepe🐸. alright, so i start 🏃🏽marching 🏃🏽my way ⬇️down ⬇️to carol💁🏽 in HR. and i ✊🏻knock✊🏻 on her door🚪 and i say “💁🏽💁🏽CAAAROL💁🏽. 💁🏽💁🏽CAAAAAAAROL. 💁🏽💁🏽 i gotta talk to you about 🐸pepe🐸.” and when i open the 🚪door, 🚪what do i find? 🤔🤔🤔there’s ❌not ❌a single goddamn 🗄desk 🗄in that office🏢! THERE. IS. ❌NO. ❌CAROL 💁🏽IN💁🏽 HR. 🍔mac💻, half the employees in this 🏢building 🏢 have been made up. this office is a goddamn 👻ghost👻 town.
I know the popular theory for DA4 is that we’re going to lead a slave rebellion and try to stop Solas from tearing down the veil, but what if the game starts after he’s succeeded, after everything has already gone to shit, and we have to focus on rebuilding amid the chaos
Author’s Note: This is kinda crap but I’m totally obsessed with Tom Holland and Spider-Man Homecoming so come on this wild ride and be trash with me! Give me feedback please I promise I’ll get to it in like 10 years
Summary: Reader and Peter (slant rhyme woo) are friends and both on the Avengers. They’re training in the gym and things get s t e a m y…
This is inspired by the fact I can’t pay attention in my LA class. Enjoy!
Human’s can’t pay attention for shit, okay.
I’m not talking about ‘oh I zoned put for a minute whoopies daisy’ but forgetting what you are doing in the middle of doing the exact action. Human’s have such complicated brains, right? So, theoretically, we be able to concentrate for hours at a time. But nah. If our brain registers something as boring, it attempts to nope situation, because we need stimulus. If we don’t get it, our brain tries to force us to do other things - even if we can’t.
There was another post around here about how Aliens could hyper focus on certain tasks to get shit done (gotta hunt that down later for credit but its 12 am and im tired sorry) and how human’s being inpatient could confuse them. What about how human’s can think about multiple things at once? Like ‘No, Ari'ik, I’m not just making dinner at 7pm! Steven Universe comes on and I’m definitely not missing that. My nephew is being dropped off started. I need to have a play pen set up. My little sib is going to a sleep over and needs to be dropped off by 8. I have to pack eveyones lunches, clean the house, do the dishes, wash laundry, shower, and be in bed by 9.’ Don’t get me started on stuff like homework because I could probably rant until my lips fall off.
I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but sometimes my brain wants to procrastinate so badly my words literally run into each other. A quick example of this; ‘And so Franny Devut is the true heroine of the story despite WHOISTHEMAIDWITHTHE BUTTERCUPHAIR her questionable WHOSLEEPSONMOONBEAMSANDDANCESONAIR methods of WITHTEARSMAIDOFHONEYANDAHEARTFULLOFBUNNIES obtaining WHOSINFINATEDVIRTUESAREKNOWWIDE IN FAAAARRRRRRRR information! ITSMEWNISOWNDEARESTOURPRINCESSSTAR’ I could easily see aliens sending in their small, day-dreamer human friend for an infiltration mission. The human gets capture for interrogation, but the mind reader can’t tell if they’re telling the truth or not, because who the fuck thinks about chocolate cake when standing in front of two intergalactic tyrants.
Feel free to add on to this if you want, it’s pretty short!
the worst thing about trying to decide to read a fic:
-the summary is good but the story is written in a different language or is badly written.
-opening it to find no spaces between the paragraphs.
-both your otp and notp is tagged and you have no clue if you want to take a risk or not.
-tagged major character death and you start sweating.
-hasn’t been updated in 80 years but the summary is on point and their the best fucking writer ever.
-you start reading only to find that the person updates every ten years and you just happened to catch them on a day they finally updated.
-you find a writer and check them out, only to find out they mostly write about your notp - and of course they always update, have perfect writing and have stories that are epic.
-stories with so many fucking tags, you just shake your head and move on.
-the “i suck at summaries please check it out still” and you just, pause because it has your otp and you debate whether or not to take the risk.
-you find a pairing you never considered before and think holy shit, that could be hot and spend all day hunting through the tag.
-you ship a pairing so fucking hard, only to find like two fics and you start weeping.
-when you find a perfect story only to check the tags and see some weird shit that disgusts you and you scream why.
-a fic with good writing and summary but it’s so short or is only fan-art.
-a crossover fic where you have both of your fandoms but don’t have both of otps, just one.
-one shots that are so good you wish they were longer.
-when your notp is tagged but it’s labeled as a past relationship or says your otp is endgame, and you have to go through the notp’s awkward breakup in order for your otp to happen.
-when someone doesn’t tag properly and a plot twist hits you and you want to cry.
-you finally find a great fic that has been updated and the last update says writes block, personal issues- can’t do this, asks for co-writer, discontinues it or says lol i hate how this is turning out, deleting.
-when a writer as twenty stories to update and you cry because you like all of them and you have to wait.
-when you remember a story from like five years ago and you search for it, only to find it’s been deleted or can’t seem to find it anywhere.
-when a writer gives you an update schedule and you’re excited because they follow it but then they start missing it and you just…
-when a writer deletes a story and rewrites the same story but you like the original better.
-when your reading a story about a rare pairing that interests and your otp hate each other or just friends and it’s just so weird to read.
-when one half of your otp is in another relationship and the other half shows up with someone else and then you remember, right i’m not reading a story about my otp so i can’t get mad.
-when your otp is popular but it’s not as popular as another ship in the fandom and you hate how the other ship as so much more stories than your ship.
-when you try to read an ot3 relationship because it has two characters you love but the other character is usually from your notp and you hate when your notp share moments.
-when you beg an author (usually one where they aren’t in the fandom really) to write more stories about your otp and they say maybe and it never happens.
-when the writer literally shits on your favorite character and you can’t go through it anymore.
-when your otp isn’t the main pairing and you don’t really care about the other pairings in the story and skip to your otp parts.
-when a story has a million words and it’s so good and you know that you will spend all day and night reading it until your eyes hurt.
-when a story have 200 parts to it and you lose all hope after a while because the story is dragging.
-when your otp is going through something and so many stories are filled with angst, fluff and hurt that it makes you cry because yup, i need to read about my pain for my otp.
-when the writer refuses to write the smut you been waiting for and your otp is stuck in unresolved tension mode forever.
-when the writer unexpected changes the story’s events and you are disappointed by the direction.
-when you find a great au and the characters are so out of character… it makes you sad.
-when you open a fic only to find you hate the point of view and you scream.
-when you request a prompt and the author writes it but you are disappointed and just smile through the pain.
-when you have such a good idea in your head and you try to write it but it’s so bad that you delete it and cry, hoping someone else writes the brilliant idea that you had.
-when you don’t ship something anymore but see a great plot and you click the story and take a deep breath - because shit is about to go down.
-when you reading a great story but get distracted and skip some parts, shit goes down in between and then you think fuck, and have to start over.
-when it’s tagged “slow burn” and you say i can do this and it’s chapter 30 and my ship still hate each other like what.
-when the author says this is their first time writing smut and you think on god they better do this right - only to find out they writing eight pages on your otp making love. like yes.
-when the smut is so rushed or improper you feel cheated and log off because done. like so done.
-when it’s tagged “everyone lives” and your eyes water because that’s all you ever wanted in life.
-when the author leaves a cliffhanger and says in the author’s note “lol sorry about the cliffhanger, i’ll update soon”. you ain’t sorry, stop lying.
-when you see that the story is complete and do a happy dance, only to realize that it ended badly or the sequel/series hasn’t been updated.
Crowley sacrificing himself, he could deal with. Losing Mom after just getting her back will take a shit ton of time and about an entire store in whiskey.
Dean stared at the body before him, at the man that had shown up in his life in sparks and earth shattering sound. He was so silent now. Everything was silent. It wasn’t meant to be this way.
They were going to all go back to the bunker. They were going to figure out what to do with Lucifer’s lovechild and try to siphon out the grace. They were going to hunt alongside Mary and start over. He was going to sit Cas down and make sure he knew he was wanted. They were going to fix things, like they always did. They were going to be something more. Everyone was going to be together.
They were going to be a family. One big happily ever after in a world that never thought to give him that.
It wasn’t meant to be this way.
“…N-No,” Dean’s voice was silenced by the walls finally crumbling down around him. Castiel’s body only lay there, all promise of that life Dean dared to have as silent as the world around him.
‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
From the bottom of my heart I think it’s absolute bullshit how Black Hair Stylists and those who specialize in Black Hair specifically have to go to Beautician School. That you cannot open up a Black Hair Salon w/o the Hair Specialists having degrees from a Beautician School.
“WHY?” You ask. Because beauty schools truly don’t teach you jack shit about Black Culture, Black Hair Salon Etiquette, the different types of/most common types of Black Hair…. oh yeah also! How to do Black Hair. Unless your facilities are going to focus on doing ALL hair types it is useless if not bullshit to force people to learn what they won’t be using heavily.
They struggle to do relaxed hair at Beauty School salons WHAT in the world would make them good at natural hair. YOU KNOW WHAT! Let me calm down before I start talking about how 60% of professional makeup artists don’t know how to do a dark skinned persons makeup.
so here’s the thing: n o n e of this was planned. it was amazing, hilarious, ridiculous kismet.
mango’s had his birthday recently, and so i brought his birthday present with me to phxcon. part of the present was a pair of jensen’s underbears (i think the text i sent mango right after jib was, “we’re close enough that it’s not weird if i buy u underwear right????”) bc i thought that was hilarious from jib and mango is a huge jensen fan and dean!boy. so the original joke was just that mango could have the bear underwear. i also got him a second pair in orange, bc orange is his fav colour. this was as far as i thought this would go.
so i get into phoenix thursday night and give mango his present. we didn’t know there were cockles photo ops until friday afternoon when we saw hard tickets for sale. i distinctly remember being bummed that my hometown con had cockles photo ops for sale online but phxcon, the one i was actually going to, did not. but obviously once i saw they were available, like. THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE. so after deciding it was completely financially irresponsible when we have no money, i bought the op.
i can’t remember when it occurred to us that we had both the underbears and a pair of lucky orange underwear for misha in our hotel room. we wanted to do something fun and funny for the op, and cracked ourselves up at the idea. but we were also aware that it could be, you know, kind of sort of maybe intensely uncomfortable to be like (a) i know what underwear u were wearing and (b) here i brought pairs of them for you to further laugh over. i have a T E R R I B L E akdslkjkas embarrassment squick, so we didn’t want to do anything that made us uncomfortable, and we definitely didn’t want to do anything that would make misha or jensen uncomfortable. we wanted them to have fun with us and play around with us.
we ran our idea passed our roomie, who has some good con experience, to see if she thought it would fly or not. we agreed on judging our plan based on their mood on the day and asking them if they felt comfortable enough to do it was the best course of action, with a back-up plan ready to go immediately just in case, so j+m knew we were serious that they could totally pass on it if it was weird. CONSENT AND SAFE SPACE. we were hella concerned about this.
things my shakespeare professor said over the past semester
“toni morrison did not develop the career she has because she spent her time in drug-fueled orgies.” EDIT: my friend reminded me that our prof said orgies, not threesomes, and that the following sentence was “no, she spent her time at her desk producing very fine novels.”
(about acting in shakespeare) “this is not the golden globes or whatever, if you’re not white, you can still participate.”
“many important things are discovered on the way to the restroom.”
(what sonnets mean) “please sleep with me”, “i wish i could be with you so we could get it on, but you’re far away and we can’t so all i can send you is a dumb poem”
“juliet is a very smart chick.”
(a few vague threats) “oh, i laugh, but people cried.” “i will cut you.” “when i am sardonic, you will feel bad.”
(about the histories) “it’s mentally easy if you see it all as game of thrones.”
“the plantagenets were no longer in charge, which was good, because they were bitches.”
(about richard III being obsessed with anne) “i’m not just some horny dude that wants to sleep with you, it’s just that you’re so hot that i had to mow down everyone else in my way to get to you.”
“what’s the fun of throwing a party if you don’t not invite people?”
“you fuck with my kids, your kids are going in a pie.”
“the people who are in love [in comedies] are usually young, dumb, and boring.”
“comedies begin in shit places- if the play opens and the sky is falling, you’re in a comedy.”
(about ephesus in the comedy of errors) “everyone’s a witch here, let’s just bail.”
“henry VIII breaks with the roman church and fucking destroys every monastery in sight.”
“henry V started off as a party-going, panty-chasing loser.”
(about hamlet’s entrance in I.ii) “it’s always fun to arrive late to the party, it does imply that you have a fascinating social life.”
Okay, so Willam Belli “supposedly” tells people when he’s drunk about how RuPaul’s Drag Race really works. Every single person who has claimed this has also told the same story, so this may be the T. The show is hella rigged. Ru picks out favorites from the beginning and he usually sees them until the end. Sometimes things don’t go as planned, but shit happens. It’s all about what people like.
Let’s take this back to Season 4, the shadiest season ever, hands down. Willam has said multiple times that he was only supposed to be on for one or two episodes, so he started breaking rules. I believe that because when you look at Willam’s schedule, it matches what he says. Drag Race contestants aren’t allowed to really have contact with the outside world, so he wouldn’t be able to do shows. Here’s the thing, Willam quickly became a crowd pleaser. Everyone loves Willam (except Ru, but I’ll go into that in a minute). Because of that, he stays on way longer than he’s supposed to, already screwing up Ru’s vision. Ru already had a vision for the top three. Phi Phi O'Hara (who would never win, because no one likes her, but she balanced the scales), Chad Michael’s (who already had a successful career and would look great as the face of RPDR), and Sharon Needles (dark, different, quick witted, crowd pleaser, and would do as she was told, which she did). Suddenly Ru’s world was being turned upside down. Willam had a chance at winning. Willam would never listen to Ru and would totally be too rebellious for the RPDR brand. So, conveniently, when two of Ru’s three were in the bottom, Willam was disqualified finally, saving Phi Phi from elimination (because Sharon did way better at the lip sync).
Now, let’s go into double elimination territory. When there is a double elimination (which is only twice), that would mean one less episode for the show. That’s not happening though. Ru gets paid per episode. So, someone always comes back. That someone will always be a Ru favorite, not a fan favorite. Not only does this mean Ru has another shot at having a favorite win, but it means she still gets paid. Also, every double elimination has involved girls she didn’t like, so…
Another thing is the Alyssa vs Tatianna lip sync “for your legacy” in All Stars. Ru gets to see the lip sticks each girl chooses before the filming of the show starts. This makes it so that she knows who to pick in order to eliminate. Both Alyssa and Tatianna had picked Phi Phi O'Hara. If one of them had chosen Roxy Andrews, they wouldn’t have won. However, they both chose Phi Phi, which also made it so that another episode could be filmed, which means more money for Ru.
Now, let’s go to Season 9. Valentina was just eliminated after a series of screw ups on the episode. Ru was not happy, and even went as far as to tell her she THOUGHT Valentina could win. Valentina was both a Ru favorite and a crowd pleaser. Valentina was new to drag and definitely would do what she was told. Valentina was supposed to win Season 9, and Ru’s face shows it all. However, she fucked up too badly and everyone would’ve known that Ru was playing favorites if she stayed, so that’s the end of it. Now Ru has to pick a new winner, and I’m eager to see that.
Word count: 4890 Genre: Smut Warnings: Rough sex, slight domination, slight choking/breath play. Summary: When you’re stuck in an elevator that’s stopped working, what else is there to do to pass the time?
You stood awkwardly in the elevator, stealing glances at the man
beside you, his intimidating features making you look back almost every
seconds. How long does it take to get to the ground floor??? You looked
upwards, still on one of the highest floors, so you would have to stand
here awkwardly a while longer.
The men beside you looked very
handsome, intimidatingly handsome and it appealed to you so much and you
didn’t understand quite why. He had snakebite piercings, and another
piercing at his eyebrow, his hair was slicked backwards and black, his
shoulders broad, he wore a tight black tank top with a leather jacket
and jeans. His expression sported a resting bitch face, but a fucking
hot one. You were completely opposite to him, you wore a blazer with a
fancy top with skinny black jeans and black heels as you were leaving
from a late interview you just had, you gave a slight wave to your hair,
making sure you looked formal enough to please your interviewer.
would have been shocked if he couldn’t tell how much you were staring
at him. You kept to one side of the elevator, while he kept to his. Not
looking each other in the eye to avoid anymore tension in the elevator,
there was already so much that you could cut it with a butter knife.
You watched the floors slowly change. Was the elevator going in slow
motion or something? You sighed as you checked the time on your watch
and then suddenly you flung from the wall as the elevator came to a
sudden stop, the elevator flung you to the floor and you gasped, but two
arms caught you right before impact, the man lifted you back up and
allowed you to regain your balance before removing his arms from your
“Thank you” you said to him, locking eyes with him for the
first time and seeing how beautifully brown they were, you couldn’t
help but stare down when his intense gazed locked on you for too long.
welcome” he said to you, staring up at the elevator, which was no
longer moving. Once he realised it wasn’t about to keep going he started
to get impatient.
“What the fuck” he said, as the lights
flickered every now and then. The elevator was officially stuck, just
fucking great. He attempted to press the emergency button but it gave
him an electric shock back and he cursed in response.
“I guess it’s not working…” you sighed.
“No shit” You stared at him as his anger started to boil and the elevator started to get hotter every second.
“HEY!” he shouted out repeatedly.
“No one is going to hear you”
ignored you, his anger rising as he started to bang on the elevator
doors, punching them with enough strength that you actually saw a small
dent left in the door.
“Hey! Can you calm down!” he ignored you again, ready to punch the door again so you quickly grabbed him arm, pulling him back.
“No! Who knows how fucking long we are going to be stuck in here”
it sucks! but leaving dents in the door isn’t going to help either of
us so stop!” He focused his glare on you, his angry gaze once again
melting you and you had to stare away.
“Whatever” he said in defeat.
You both stood there in silence and frustration as ages past and it felt like forever each second you were stuck in there.
barely anyone in the building its night time do they even know we are
here???” You broke the silence finally, expressing your worries.
He ignored you once again, his ignorance starting to frustrate you and you scoffed.
“We are both stuck here the least you could do is fucking talk” This caught his attention.
“What do you want me to say!?” he asked back, his tone filled with annoyance.
“Anything!” you waved your hands around in frustration, just signalling for him to do anything, “Whats your name!” you asked him, trying to initiate any conversation, hoping he would take part.
“He speaks! I’m y/n”
“We’ll I might have said its nice to meet you but under the circumstances, it’s not.” His blunt honesty kind of made you laugh.
“That’s fair enough, ditto” He smirked back at you, the mostly friendly thing he has done this whole time.
two finally started to make some small talk and he opened up, he asked
about your interview and you asked him questions too, the time passing a
bit quicker, but the elevator was heating up which was making the situation
more unbearable. You stared at the time on your watch and you were shocked.
have been in here for almost 2 hours! It’s almost midnight!” He just
looked at you and shook his head, he didn’t bother trying to reassure
you about getting out or anything like that because he knew it was
useless, you two could be in there all night.
You started to fan your face and you noticed tiny sweat beads on his face across you, glistening on his forehead.
its getting to hot, how you’re still wearing that leather jacket is
beyond me” you said, you took of your blazer, you tight formal top
showing underneath, and he stared at you as you took it off, your chest
glistening with tiny dots of sweat and he couldn’t help but stare as you
chest moved up and down from the rising heat. Watching you just made
him sweat and get even more hotter so in response he decided to take off
his jacket too. You watched him as he did so, his muscles flexing, and
his arms toned and gorgeous as you stared at them, silently thanking for
his choice in a black singlet. But you shook your head and discarded any
inappropriate thoughts away.
The heat was getting to you both,
your cheeks flushing, both of you breathing heavier, trying to keep up
small talk but you were both just concentrated on fanning yourself.
Sweat was glistening down the both of you and you both leaned on the
walls off the elevator.
“Fuck I can’t do this anymore” He said,
leaning his head up and you watched his neck as he swallowed, his adams apple moving up and down as he did so, his
movements flustering you. He put his face back down and stared at you,
catching you stare at him and you quickly turned away but he shot a
smirk at you, such a cocky smirk that it sent a tingle down your back.
You kept your place against the wall but he pushed himself off it it,
moving towards you, his hands in his pockets. You looked up at his eyes,
his pupils dilated so suddenly.
“What are you doing?” you asked him as he moved dangerously close to you.
“I can think of something to pass the time” he said, his deadly smirk making your face flush bright pink.
be silly” you attempted to move away from him but his arms leaned on
the wall, encasing your body and trapping you in the corner of the
“I see the way you have been staring at me, it’s not
exactly subtle” you shied at his words, trying to stare at anything but
his face. His hand came down to your chin, pulling your face upwards to
look at him.
“We are going to be in here a while” was the last
thing he said to you, you gulped as his lips came closer and closer to
yours, but you weren’t moving away, you wanted this, you didn’t know
what it was about him that made you want this so much but the urge was
impossible to resist, so when his lips finally reached yours, you let
him kiss you. You kissed him back immediately, his lips molding into
your own and you felt his shit eating grin in the kiss.
“Knew you couldn’t resist”
shut up” you said, bringing his face back down to yours. You both
melted into each others lips. His tongue pushed into your mouth, and he
dominated over you, licking around and nibbling on your bottom lip
whenever he had to pull away to breathe. The hotness of the elevator
made you two breathe even heavier, your chests rising up and down very
fast as sweat trickled down your foreheads. His hands grabbed at your
sides, pushing you back roughly against the elevator wall as his deep
kisses became rougher, your hands grabbed at his hair and tugged roughly
as your tongues battled together. You moaned into the kiss, the
roughness overwhelming you and arousing you all at the same time and he
was definitely living up to his intimidating appearance as he pressed
you against the wall with his hips. You were trapped in him and you
loved it. His hands dug into your hips, grabbing roughly at the hem off
you shirt and pulling it above your head and throwing it behind him. You
continued kissing and you grabbed at his shirt, discarding it from his
body. You ogled at him for the shortest moment, taking in his broad
shoulders and toned chest while he unclipped your bra, pulling it off
His lips moved to your neck, biting harshly and
roughly while his hands grabbed onto your breasts, rubbing them roughly
at the same time.
“Fuck Jaebum” you moaned as his teeth dug into
your skin and your nipples hardened against his touch. He bit down
harder in response to hearing his name, groaning against your skin and
you gasped as he left numerous marks and deep bruises all over your neck,
the feeling so painfully pleasurable and you couldn’t describe it. The
rising heat of the elevator just amplified the feeling of the situation
and you could feel your arousal in your panties getting wetter and
wetter by each second as his hands explored your body, squeezing on your
hips, your breasts and tugging you into whatever place he wanted you to
be and you let him have complete control over your body. Your hands
grabbed at his hair tightly as his lips moved to your breasts, sucking
on your breasts and leaving wet spots as he spread out his rough kisses,
your breath hitched in your throat as he bit down onto your breasts,
turning them into a perfect shade of purple and blue as he left bruises
and marks on you.
You moaned and moaned as he returned the
pleasure to the other breast while licking and rubbing at the same time.
Your breasts perked for him and boosted his ego as he hardened his
treatment, rubbing both of your breasts roughly in his hands while
licking in between.
“Fuck they’re so perfect” he said to you and
you moaned at his words, his face came back to yours as he started
kissing you again. He grabbed both of your hands with just one of his,
pinning them above your head and against the wall as he nibbled on your
bottom lip. His other hand came up to your neck, squeezing very lightly
lifting your head up to face him. His lips crashed onto yours as the
grip on your neck didn’t loosen, making it harder for you to breath but
the feeling excited you and you wanted more. Your tongue explored his
mouth as his did the same and you both groaned into the kiss, his grip
on your neck getting the littlest bit tighter, your hands struggled in
his, wanted to touch him and run them through his hair but he didn’t let
you, keeping your hands above you.
His hands finally let go of
your neck and your own hands, moving down your body on to the floor,
looking up at you as he took your shoes off, sliding them behind him, he
moved back up, towering in front of you and staring straight into your
eyes as his hands slid down the zipper of your jeans but not sliding
them down your legs just yet. One of his hands gripped your hips, making
sure you were pushed into the wall while the other slowly slid into
your pants, your head rolled back as he rubbed you tormentingly over
your panties, allowing you to acknowledge just how wet you have become
and you sighed at the feeling.
“Already so wet for me” His hand
on your waist grabbed your chin, lowering your face down to look at him
and you kept your eyes on each other as he rubbed you slowly and deeply
over and over again.
“Keep looking at me y/n, don’t look away, I
want to see your face as I pleasure you…” you did as he told, keeping
your gazes on each other and trying your best not to look away when his
thumb ran rougher over you. You chest breathed heavy, your breasts
bumping into his own toned chest every time you breathed. He moved his
hand into your panties, rubbing his thumb slowly but deeply over your
clit and you hissed at the feeling, cursing under your breath as you
continued to stare at him, yours and his eyes dilated with lust, the
mirrors in the elevator officially steaming up.
As his thumb
rounded your clit his fingers rubbed you up and down, coating your
wetness all over you before sliding two fingers inside of you.
you almost tore you gaze away as he started pumping inside of you,
sticking with a slow pace that roamed around inside you, feeling your
walls from side to side as his fingers moved round and round inside you
and all you wanted to do was roll your head back, but instead, you
settled with gripping his shoulders for dear life.
keep it up” he said to you as you continued to follow his instruction.
As he pushed his fingers in as deep as possible he continued to roam
your insides, fingers slightly curling inside you which made you writhe
in response to him, barely being able to stand still from all the
pleasure. You could feel his ring as he pushed his fingers in and out of
you and it just amplified your pleasure by a million. More and more
curses started to leave your mouth until Jaebum came to a halt, removing
his hand from your clit and you inside, bringing his fingers up to your
lips and you took them in your mouth straight away, sucking and licking
his fingers as you tasted yourself on him, keeping your eyes on him as
you did so, the look you’re giving him making him groan and the bulge in
his pants starting to grow.
You released his fingers from your
mouth with a lewd pop and licked around your lips. You both stared at
each other deeply as he started dragging your pants and panties down you
legs, as they reach the floor you kicked out of them and he pushed them
behind him. You reached for his jeans, undoing the button and zip and
dragging his jeans and boxers down to the floor, discarding them also.
His erection sprang free and you only tore your eyes away for a second
to glance at the impressive length before concentrating your look back
onto him. As you were about to get down onto your knees he stopped you.
yet baby” he said as he kept you trapped against the elevator wall. The
small space in the elevator was heated up and the mirror was officially
steamed out, sweat was running down both of your skin and you couldn’t
help but admire the way it made him glisten. Jaebum dropped onto his
knees, looking up at you as his hand returned to your core, pushing
three fingers now inside you and you almost screamed as he immediately
settled for full speed, the coarse feeling of his ring making your walls
clench around his fingers. As his fingers continued their sins his face
moved to your clit, and his tongue started to lick you, at a complete
opposite speed from his fingers. His tongue slowly lapped at your clit,
little kitten licks that were driving you absolutely insane and you
wanted more but you couldn’t say the words. You kept your stare at him,
trying your very best not to look away, but it was getting harder each
“OhHH ~ Fu-ck!” his licks on your clit started to
get deeper and you felt your legs starting to tremble and shake, I
guess Jaebum felt it too, so he used his spare hand to hold you up. His
fingers curled inside you and he started to nibble and suck on your clit
and you couldn’t stare at him any longer, your head rolled back in
pleasure hitting the elevator wall and you moaned and groaned and
cursed, lewd noises spilling from your mouth and if no one knew you two
were stuck here, they probably know now…
Your hands tugged at
his hair roughly, pushing his face further into you. You rolled your
hips back and forth for more friction but he stopped you immediately,
firmly placing his arm across you to keep you still on the wall when all
you wanted to do was move. He nibbled and sucked at your clit roughly
while his fingers continued their ministrations, curling and pumping in
and out of you. His licks became long and his sucks rougher and the
sounds coming from his tongue and his finger fucking filled up the
elevator. He licked up and down your clit and you screamed in pleasure,
the pleasure knot in your stomach starting to tighten and you couldn’t
hold your orgasm much longer.
“Im– so close- Fuck!” Jaebum
quickened his speed, his muscles tensing and going into overdrive as he
pushed you towards your orgasm, but he decided to change it up, removing
his fingers from you and replacing them with his tongue as his thumb
now roughly traced deep circles around your clit and you mewled in
delight, his tongue licking around your entrance before sliding inside
you, licking around your walls, pushing in and out of you and licking up
and down, the feelings making you see stars, your breath started to get
hitched and you were almost choking from barely being able to take a
deep breath. With a few more clean licks and rubs and tugs at your
clit, your orgasm hit you like no other and you screamed his name over
and over as your back arched off the wall, your body shaking as you
orgasm ripped through your, your eyes clenched shut and your mouth wide
open, not able to release a noise. Jaebum continued his actions as you
rode out you high, and when you finally started to relax against him he
removed his tongue and his fingers from you, licking his lips and his
fingers as he lifted himself off the floor. You opened your eyes and he
was staring down at you, a smirk planted across his face at your messy
As your breath started to become even again he placed a gentle kiss on your lips.
“Ready for round 2 princess?” You didn’t have the strength to reply so you nodded weakly at him. Ready for a fuck you knew you were going to remember.
placed his hands underneath your thighs before lifting you up, you
cradled you legs around him as your arms held tightly around his neck,
he left soft kisses to your breasts before aligning himself with your
entrance and sliding into you, the feeling causing an immediate response
to you as your head tilted back in a deep groan.
“Fuck you’re so
tight and wet-” he groaned as he entered you to the brim, giving you
only seconds to adjust to his length as he started slowly pulling all
the way back out. You cursed under you breath as he slowly pulled in and
out of you, setting a tormentingly slow pace and you just wanted more
from him. Your hands tightly gripped the nape of his neck. Jaebum
continued his torments, pulling out all the way to the tip and then
slamming back into you hard, filling you to the brim and deep throaty
groans fell from your plump lips.
As he continued his slow but
hard pace it was starting to get to much for you and you needed him to
go faster, but the pleasure he was giving you was stopping you from
formulating any kind of english word.
“please–UGH” was all you
could muster out. Somehow he knew what you meant and started to increase
his speed, slamming his dick in and out of you, the faster pace making
your back scrape against the elevator wall. His hands grabbed your hips,
lifting them up and down rapidly to match the movement of his thrusts
and you knew you would have bruises on your hips tomorrow from his tight
grip. Your fingernails dug into his shoulder blades and you almost drew
blood from digging so much.
“FUCK! Jaebum!” you writhed against
him, his thrusts so powerful. He thrust harder and deeper and started to
hit your g-spot every time and your body shook and trembled from his
“Keep moaning my name baby-” Jaebum’s face in
front of you was scrunched up in concentration and pleasure from his
thrusts, sweat running down his forward, his teeth clenched and his
eyebrows furrowed together. You knew your face was just as sweaty as
your hair stuck to your forehead. As his thrusts started to become more
powerful by the second he sunk his head into the crook of your neck,
biting down as he thrusted up into you, you could feel the pressure of
his teeth in your neck and it just amplified your pleasure as you
groaned his name again, over and over. With each passing thrust he hit
you in all the right spots and your walls clenched around him making him
curse under his breath.
You could feel scratches forming on your
back from being shoved into the elevator wall with each of his thrusts
but feeling was nothing compared to the pleasure he was giving you and
you couldn’t care less. He removed his hands from your hip, placing them
on your ass and lifting you higher to try and reach deeper in you, and
he did, making you cry in pleasure, tears starting to form in your eyes
as the knot in your stomach started to reappear, he squeezed and
messaged your cheeks in his hands and his lips went back to your
breasts, kissing and tugging on your nipples roughly.
so close!” you mewled in delight, your walls continued to clench around
him and he increased his speed to get you closer to your high.
removed one of your hands from his neck, your hand was in between the
two of you, moving down to your core and you rubbed fast circles around
your clit, moans and curses spilled from your mouth as you received
pleasure from yourself and Jaebum. “Fuck that’s so hot y/n” he
said, seeing you pleasure yourself and seeing you face so concentrated
on reaching your high turned him on so fucking much he almost reached
his own then and there. You started to see stars and you orgasm was
inches away, so you roughened your hands to match the rhythm of Jaebum’s
powerful thrusts. Seconds later you felt your orgasm wash over your
body and you screamed as your back arched off the wall, your other hand
slamming onto the mirror of the elevator, leaving a nice big hand print
in the steam. He continued to thrust into you as you rode out your high,
leaving more marks on your breasts as his hands dug into your ass,
squeezing tightly. All your muscles tensed as the pleasure came through
your body, your whole body shaking, your chest heaved up and down
rapidly and you soon started to relax from your high, removing your hand
from your core and relaxing your back onto the wall. You took heavy
breaths as you tried to re-catch your breath. When you finally relaxed,
Jaebum dropped your feet back to the floor and you almost lost balance
as your legs felt like jelly.
He removed himself from inside
you, and you grabbed him, pushing him and shoving him into the wall as
you dropped to your knees, immediately taking his length into your
mouth, sucking around his tip as your hand rubbed and pumped the rest of
“Fuck!” he groaned as his head tilted back to lean on the wall, his hands grabbing your hair, keeping a tight grip on it.
tongue lapped around his length, flat tonguing him from bottom to top,
and releasing his dick with a lewd popping noise every time. You
hollowed your cheeks around him when you sucked deeply. As you brought
your mouth back up to hip tip, you licked around his tip. You could feel
his dick pulsating and his hands started gripping your hair more
He started to thrust in and out of your mouth, the
feeling of his going at the back of your throat making you gag on his
dick, the vibrations from your mouth sending waves of pleasure through
him. You rested your hands on his thighs for support, feeling them tense
every time he fucked your mouth. You tried your best to keep up with
his rhythm, licking around him best you could whenever he thrusted back
into your mouth, but he chased his high and took control, he bragged all
your hair into his hands, bobbing your head back and forth to match his
He moaned repeatedly and numerous swears fell from his
lips each second as he came closer to his high. You could feel his cock
throbbing inside your lips and knew he was close.
The lewd sound
of sex filled the elevator and you eyes teared from the intensity of
him filling up your mouth. Your groans and gagging getting him close to
his orgasm so you continued to moan against his dick, the vibrations
running through his body, his face was scrunched up in pleasure and his
head rolled back as he moaned your name.
“Fuck y/n!” he groaned
as his orgasm crashed through him, his warm seed filling your mouth,
spilling from your lips as he continued to thrust, riding out his high.
His heavy breaths filled the room and his chest was going up and down at
a fast rate as he was trying to catch his breath, his thrusts becoming
sloppy as his body started to relax. He let go of your hair and removed
his dick from your mouth, he opened his eyes and looked at you as you
swallowed his seed, licking around your mouth to taste him around your
lips. When he finally relaxed he bent down and grabbed your arms,
pulling you back up with him to lift your off the floor, he gave you a
small kiss on the forehead as he moved aside to gather his clothes and
re dress himself. Once he did he started to gather yours one at a time,
your panties first. He smiled up at you and you returned the gesture as
he slowly slid the panties back up your legs, he did the same with your
He grabbed your bra, letting you do that once yourself before placing your top back over your arms for it to rest on your body.
“Thank you” you said smiling up at him.
welcome” he replied as he pushed aside the hair on your face, tucking
it behind your ear. You looked at the elevator mirror, no bodies could
be seen through any of the steam besides where you had left your messy
A few short minutes past and then suddenly the elevator doors opened up and three men were outside the elevator.
“Are you guys okay!?” they asked with concern.
fucking time, do you know how hot it is in here??? How long we have
been in here!?” Jaebum answered, his frustration evident.
As the youngest man looked around the elevator, his eyes settling on the messy prints on the mirror.
guess you guys found a way to pass the time at least” you stared away,
not wanting to look the man in the eye to confirm his accusation.
Jaebum grabbed your hand, rushing you to walk out of the elevator.
you for finally getting us out” you said as you both walked past. Ready
for you and Jaebum to go you separate ways, but he walked you to your
car, making sure you were safe before making your way home.
entered your car and opened the window to say bye to him. You didn’t
expect such a gentlemen like behaviour from him as he grabbed your hand
and placed a gentle kiss on it. As he was starting to turn away you
rushed to speak.
“Wait!–” he cut you off before you could speak further.
worry y/n, we will see each other again”. He smirked back up at you,
before disappearing into the early morning, and as you made your way
home, all you could think about is the next time you would see him, and
you hoped it would be soon.
“macdennis”. this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day, macdennis posts are getting recommended to me. macdennis! macdennis! i look up ‘iasip’, and this whole tag is macdennis! so i say to myself, “i gotta find this ship. i gotta watch the show and find out what’s goin’ on! otherwise, i’m never going to get it and i’m going to keep being confused.” so i look up “macdennis”, and what do i find out? what do i find out?! there is no macdennis. the ship is not canon, okay? so i decide, “oh shit, buddy, i gotta dig a little deeper.” there’s no macdennis? you gotta be kidding me! i got blogs full of macdennis! alright. so i start marchin’ my way down to rcg and i knock on their door and i say, “glenn! rob! i gotta talk to you about macdennis!” and when i open the door what do i find? there’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! there. is. no. rcg. guys, half the employees in management have been made up. this writers room is a goddamn ghost town.
Hey so like this whole thing of using generic white woman names when making a point started with black people talking about how exhausting racism is
It seems like a lot of my fellow white gays have forgotten that and forgotten that hey lgbtq people can still be racist and do racist things and this is one of those things. We already have issues with racism in our spaces and we already have issues of us lgbtq people stealing shit from black culture and stealing their terms for dealing with their oppression
So let’s all collectively stop doing that shit if we’re not black yeah? Let’s go ahead and put down this meme we picked up that isn’t for or about us and never was