- n: what the hell ken i told you to watch my stuff, my bag and jacket are gone, what have you been doing for the past 2 hours?
- ken: what do you mean, leo hasnt moved an inch since you left?
- n: ken someone stole my wallet and passport
- ken: that doesnt sound like a thank you to me i mean leo tried to go to get coffee like 3 times and i stopped him by sitting on him for 2 hours. youre welcome, you ungrateful jerk
- n: i have never wanted to hurt someone as much as i want to hurt you right now
Hey dave what would you do if john just randomly kissed you? Like you guys were playing video games or something and he just leaned over, kissed you, then pretended it was normal