shit i've put up

*Goes to set up a manga reading app on my new phone*

Alba and Ros kick down my door “DID SOMEBODY SAY NEW SENYUU CHAPTERS

being asexual is seen as “too straight” by the LGBT+ community and “too gay” for straight people. the truth is, we are neither. if straight people are “as straight as a line” and gay people are “straight like a circle”, then we’re as straight as the void. sexual attraction? i don’t even know her. you are seriously in the wrong place if you’re looking for an instant sexual connection. don’t try to “””fix””” us we’re good. keep moving please.

when cutting onions:

-noct cries and complains about the fact that he’s crying
-prompto cries onto the actual onion
-gladio tears up and asks iggy why he’s doing this when literally anyone else could instead
-iggy doesn’t tear up because he’s a fucking beast

anonymous asked:

yes hi plz draw ANYONE doing a goofy or dorky dance

omg im so sorry you had to witness this i promise im a serious artist i swear

alien covenant

so it turns out everyone who shit-talked this movie is bad and wrong and needs to go sit in the corner reserved for garbage opinions.

on a scale of snape to snicket, how well are you gonna treat the orphaned kids of the married woman you loved?

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So, I’m going to cosplay as Ignis! I’ve started his cosplay, I still need add and paint a lot of stuff still, also need to style my wig and get glasses but I am so pleased with this so far <3

 // also I’m not wearing any make up because my skin is super bad atm so I’m giving it a break //

Mr. Wiener: how is aging up any different than lgbt headcanons-

Me:

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i guess you could say that she has a Marvel-ous booty hehe *ahem*
i’d like to take a moment and thank fool’s gold and it’s creators for introducing me to longboader!Danny 

anonymous asked:

Honestly if you are warning us about the Squip being shit, then people don t really have a good reason to be anrgy?

yeah i get u nonny

honestly if anyone hates me over this and doesn’t explain their reasoning then i’ll probably end up ignoring it

because honestly? if someone wants to say “hey i have a problem with this fic, and here’s why” then honestly, go for it! i’d rather read a bunch of reasoning behind shit than just deal with people going “fuck u for portraying the SQUIP this way”

(when i’m literally using canon characterization: the SQUIP degrading jeremy and shocking him for his habits (i.e. slouching, putting his hands in his pockets), the whole fucking “i know what’s best so shut up and listen to me” sort of shit that kinda hits close to home and so forth)

like

i’ve literally put in my warnings “hey the SQUIP is abusive” because they are??

idk man, i was asked to write a squipped!reader the way the SQUIP is in the show, so that’s what im doing. if people get offended, i’ll take it down and we’ll all go on our own ways

Such a cool umbrella

Shit Abled People Say #40

(scoliosis, genetic—cant get it fixed yet because my spine hasnt fallen, its exhausting and painful and difficult to keep my spine straight, some days i cant get out of bed for hours) “youre so lazy, stop slouching!”
“no wonder youre having back pain, your posture is terrible!”
“just stretch”
“youre in pain because you dont try to fix the problem”
“i get back pain all the time, its no big deal”
“its just stress!”
“you were fine yesterday!”
“stop walking weird, you look retarded”