shit i'm going to catch all them

Hide and seek.

I wanna play a game. A simple game of hide and seek. Cover your eyes and count to 30. Nope, no peeking.
I’m going to run and hide as quietly as I can in my little socks.

I want you to walk down the hall, peek your head in each room, looking but not really. And after a few minutes of this I want you to start calling out.

Call out how bad I’m going to get tickled when you find me. Call out how the longer you take, the longer I get tickled. Make sure your voice is playfully firm, you mean business.

Tease me about my ticklish little toes and how your fingers are going to dance under them. Tease me about how my tummy and your lips are going to be best friends after all the raspberries you’ll give it. Tease me and tell me once you catch me, you’re never letting go.

Shit. Did you hear me? Did you hear my little giggle as I imagined your words? Did you hear the blush flood my cheeks?

Now come and find me.

  • Alicia: On a scale from 1-10 how drunk are you?
  • Elyza: [Mutters] Not drunk enough to kiss you.
  • Alicia: [Chuckles] I think you're mistaking liquid poison from liquid courage.
  • Elyza: [Sighs] Things people do when they're drunk is what they wish they could do when sober.
  • Alicia: So what's stopping you?
  • Elyza: There's no way you'd be willing to put up with my smartass, you may not be into girls, you might forget the kiss even happened, hell, you don't reciprocate my feelings. It wouldn't be right. I mean kissing when being being drunk never ends well. Of course, I'm one to talk when I used to be all about no strings and one night stands. Then all that shit changed when I met you. On my god! I'm turning into a romantic sap- Holy fucking shit!
  • Alicia: So if we were both sober right now would you do it?
  • Elyza: I don't know, it'd be weird to kiss you out of the blue without even asking you out or- And I need to shut up. What the hell is happening to me? Anyways no, I probably wouldn't have the guts to do it.
  • Alicia: Just kiss me now then.
  • Elyza: But-
  • [Alicia pulls Elyza forward by her shirt and presses her lips against the blonde's, by the time the brunette pulls away Elyza is a blushing flustered gay mess]
  • Alicia: Wow, didn't know I could make the great Elyza Lex a rambling nervous wreck.
  • Elyza: Shut up.
  • Alicia: I've liked you for awhile now. You either miraculously remained oblivious or refused to make that assumption and acknowledge it. Speaking of which, there's no way I could forget ever kissing you.
  • Elyza: [Panting] How can you say all of that right after what just happened?! I can't even catch my damn breath!
  • Alicia: If a single kiss is going to leave you breathless, I can't imagine how breathless you'd be in the bedroom. [Winks]
kidding around, pt 4

last time

happy (ongoing) birthday kahn-on-tumblr <3


They take the kids back up to the penthouse and both Bruce and Natasha claim one of Pepper’s hands on the trip. Steve wriggles until Tony lets him down and circles around them until he realizes he’s not going to get Pepper’s attention, at which point he gives up and goes to talk with Thor.

They’ve got a few hours before dinner, so Tony puts on a movie and Rhodey sits down cross-legged on the floor and tells them to teach him their favorite games.

Bruce curls up against Pepper’s hip when she sits on the couch, listening while she and Natasha talk and Pepper curls one arm around him and cuddles him close.

Clint disappears for awhile, and Tony just starting to get worried when he hears the metal plates in the bedroom closest to the living room slide down. Ah, he should have guessed.

He goes to play his part.

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