shit i'm falling in love ; ;

signs as random bad lyrics i wrote
  • aries: "i'm a king, can't you see? i'm the one with royalty."
  • taurus: "ima go fly high in the clouds while loving you."
  • gemini: "i got this brain but i don't know how to use it."
  • cancer: "the moon is my friend and she is the one who understands me. whenever i'm down, she comes over to cheer me up."
  • leo: "be proud as fuck, get it, and don't ya give up, don't do it."
  • virgo: "your lies are never going to be as great as me."
  • libra: "you hit my heart so hard, not painfully. but all i want is you to love me carefully."
  • scorpio: "you know that everyone knows, you're fake as fuck and you gotta go."
  • sagittarius: "no need to hold up, don't need control of love and enjoyment."
  • capricorn: "you showed me what it means to fall deeply in love. this shit is tough."
  • aquarius: "i'm not an angel, i'm a devil who's missing someone to curse from a far."
  • pisces: "keep on imagining all the things you could see in your dreams, feeling free."
You feel you are falling apart when you wake up and just check your phone, seeing there isn’t a good morning text for you. You fall apart when you get home after the tired day in school and want to talk to someone but you aren’t there. You fall apart when you see the sun shining and see you are stuck alone at home. You fall apart when you pass that place or places and you are just falling down to the floor. You fall apart when you are laying in bed and thinking for the good moments and after a minute you realize they don’t exist anymore. You fall apart every night before sleep and don’t get a good night texts. You fall apart when you are trying to sleep but you can’t because of your broken mind. And when you finally fall asleep, you have the best dream and wake up after midnight and realize there’s nothing like this. You fall apart trying to sleep and just put your headphones in the ears and just cry. You fall apart in the morning when you realize there was another bad night. You fall apart everytime.
  • Present Mic: The first moment I saw Aizawa, I said to myself "Oh, shit, I'm gonna fall in love with this guy."
  • All Might: Aizawa, what'd you think when you saw Mic?
  • Aizawa: ”Holy shit, this guy's gonna hit on me."

My design for this Dorito has completely changed over the year, but it was so much fun to draw him again. Bill being fab in a dress as requested!

(1/5 Requests done)

  • Lexa: I remember the first time I saw her. I was like, 'Holy shit. I'm gonna fall in love with this woman.'
  • Raven: Oh, that's sweet. Clarke, what did you think the first time you saw Lexa?
  • Clarke: I thought, 'Oh shit. This girl's gonna kill me'.

While beautiful wives (and husband) fliers are being drawn, I’m just here busting a lung doodling Lon’Qu

Or should I say Lon’Chuu? ( ˘ ³˘)♥

the one in which sanha accidentally changes their entire house (and knk's too)

au masterlist

for @goddammitdanyul - buddy ur post it’s canon now~~~

It’s the hottest day in the whole history of ever, MJ swears. It’s the kind of sluggy day where all the energy in the world has been absorbed into the weather and nobody has any motivation to move or do anything at all, much less MJ. He’s been slumped over in the armchair by the window for the past hour, trying to seek coolness from the three Cooling crystals he stole from Bin earlier in the day.

Perhaps he should steal another one, a small voice at the back of his head says. It sounds a little like Sanha, so MJ chooses to ignore it. Also because going upstairs to Bin’s charms room requires Getting Up, though, something MJ’s unprepared to do.

And anyway he’s pretty sure if he moves from his spot in the armchair an MJ-copy made purely out of sweat would peel away from his body and remain in the exact same position he’s in now, twirling its salty, sticky finger around (increasingly ineffective) crystals.

Perhaps he could ask Sanha to do it… MJ tilts his head a single degree to the left and is greeted with the sight of Sanha, Soggy Noodle Extraordinaire, sprawled out nearly unconscious on the floor, kind of like that one soggy noodle that falls out of the colander by accident when you’re trying to drain a pot of pasta.

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Gay And Bitter™

  • FP: </b> doesn't talk to me for an hour<p/><b>Me:</b> ,,,no,,, fucj you,,,,,no please come back,, no,, fuck you for mistreating me,,,, please come back.,,,,no, fu<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Are you more of a “Just you wait”, or “Wait for it”?

That one photo of Seb in his suit jacket and sunglasses makes him look like a bouncer at a club and now my brain is like “how.. can I turn this into an au” 

you would think that the bros would wear seatbelts with how dangerous driving the type-D is, but nooooo

Jung Hoseok is simply the most enchanting and mesmerizing boy to ever grace this earth.