shit i want but don't need

Just to prove how Not Sorry this fucking idiot is:

mybigfatcock: Would it make you happy if I just deleted again?

royalsadist: it’s not about what i want. but that is what you owe everybody.

 mybigfatcock: Fine….

royalsadist: you have to understand that your presence is upsetting to innocent people.

about a quarter of an hour later —

mybigfatcock: Idk man. I don’t know what to tell you. Just block me and let me be in my corner of people that want to write with me I guess.

royalsadist: you just said you’d delete

mybigfatcock: I was going to. I’ve changed my mind. Writing Euron yesterday was the happiest I have been in months. I can’t control how other people act toward me, or how they feel, but if they don’t feel safe, or are triggered by a name, maybe they shouldn’t be on the internet. I’m not going to go out of my way to bother anyone, or hurt anyone. Just leave me to my corner, and let me be happy.

mybigfatcock: I need this. I can’t continue my life in this sadness. I can’t. I need this outlet for writing, and to feel powerful writing Euron. Please respect that, and if you don’t, block me.

royalsadist: LMFAO don’t talk to me about respect. watch your mouth.

mybigfatcock: I’m done talking about it.

royalsadist: you think the rest of us aren’t going through any sadness? ‘maybe they shouldn’t be on the internet’ fuck right off mate, for people who face oppressive situations on a daily basis, the internet is their only haven. but you’re incapable of understanding that.

mybigfatcock: I don’t care anymore man. You’re talking to stone. Block and leave me alone.

College!AU in which Dean and Cas play for rival baseball teams

bonus:

Gal Pals @ prom sharing a Friendship Dance

  • Dean: Anyways, now that your back I wanted to go over something real quick
  • Dean: *Pulls knife* What's this?
  • Castiel: A knife
  • Dean: Good, good. And what pray tell do we avoid when it comes to um...sharp objects
  • Castiel: I am not stupid
  • Dean: That's right! We avoid getting stuck with the pointy end!
  • Castiel: Are you done?
  • Dean: No, apparently we need to go over some safety *Hits power on projector* That's a soul, we don't eat those or we explode
  • Castiel: Dean
  • Dean: And who's that? Oh it's Lucifer! We don't agree to be possessed by him
  • Castiel: You are such a shit Dean
  • Dean: And you're shit at staying alive CAS
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If our love is tragedy
why aren’t you my remedy?

Inktober Day 3: Poison
The thing inside that keeps him alive yet slowly kills him

So, serious talk.

How is anyone supposed to both have a full time job and be a solo 1d fan?

Like… how?

How?

  • Riverdale: *literally just started* *hasn't finished its first season yet* *it's still on its fetus stage*
  • Antis: LET'S FUCK UP THE FANDOM AND FILL IT WITH HATE BECAUSE I DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT YOU'RE SHIPPING SO THEREFORE I WILL BLAST TO THE WORLD OF HOW WRONG YOU ARE IN YOUR TAG CAUSE WE'RE PATHETIC THAT WAY!
the signs when they've had enough of everyone's shit:
  • Aries: *scrolls through memes on instagram* you will beg on your feet when i destroy the world one day smh *forgets the fight and hugs you 2 mins afterwards*
  • Taurus: Give me a coffee or I will write a novel and insult you all in it because im too nice to say it in your face
  • Gemini: *smiles evily and plots your death in spanish* yes Karen I love you haha :)
  • Cancer: *sighs* what can i do when i love them
  • Leo: *screams while crying* I WAS THE BEST AND YOU WILL YEARN FOR ME ONE DAY BUT I WoNT BE HERE
  • Virgo: *puts glasses on and invites you for tea* Sit down, we need to have a deep, thorough conversation and analyze all the possible aspects of the spheres of our conflict, therefore solving it properly, without further misconceptions on that particular topic.
  • Libra: Ya'll don't deserve me smh but ur all my friends and i wont do anything bad bc i love u
  • Scorpio: *sobs up* I just wanted to be supportive but y'all dont know when to stop
  • Sagittarius: *kills everyone in their way with their laser-beam eyes*
  • Capricorn: Oh look, Im sad, therefore im gonna turn off my phone, stay at home for 3 millenias and play trashy video games
  • Aquarius: *finds new friends and doesnt even give a shit about their old friends*
  • Pisces: I just need to get laid, otherwise I promise there will be casualties
  • INSTAGRAM: the.signs.daily
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Hellooooooo Dr. Fitz

Hots for the DM

Our DM is very attractive and I told our Witch about my crush on the DM many times. We’re about to start combat.

DM: One second, I need to clear the board. *He proceeds to lick a paper towel and clear the dry erase board for initiative.

Me, whispering to the witch: Eww, he used spit.

Witch: You literally want him inside you, shut up.

Dear fanon Percabeth: Can you please stop using tropes like Percy not having control impulse and basically relying on Annabeth to take care of him? or Annabeth being really fucking mean to Percy and having no respect for his intellect and basically shutting him out?

Because all of this very shitty and blatantly false when it comes to these two.

Thank you for your time and reading.

Without wanting to sound arrogant, I don’t particularly want to know what viewers think of me- and I don’t believe it does you any favours, knowing that people really like you or really hate you. I’m just happy to get on with doing what I do. I’m just doing my job, which is something I thoroughly enjoy.
—  Ryan Hawley speaking to my soul

@ the Undertale fandom

Can you please stop attacking my good friend Nelly? She’s a really good artist and just wants to do what she wants to do. Believe it or not she does have more than one interest that isn’t Undertale. And you guys attacking our fandom and what we like is beyond petty.

I mean, jesus christ you’re the Undertale fandom! You guys are always complaining about how people make fun of your fandom and call you cringy. If you really want that respect how about not attacking other smaller fandoms? All you are doing is making your fandom look even more pathetic.

Look, I’m not gonna act like the Ninjago fandom is a great fandom either. Believe me, we really suck sometimes. Some of us really love to start shipping wars, and some of us take political correctness WAY too far.

If you guys were calling us out for that I would understand, but this is over harassing a good and well known contributor (and my personal friend) to our fandom that we appreciate. And we’re not going to stand by and watch you guys do this to her.

And before you start typing away in the comments, yes. I am perfectly aware that the Undertale fandom is a big place, and it probably is a small part of the fandom that’s responsible for this. But it still doesn’t change the fact that you are still the fandom that’s hosting this bullshit. If you really want your fandom to be a nice place, then I recommend you go and support or apologize to @nelly-the-dog

thank you for reading and sorry for making a fuss and causing drama.

Sincerely,

The Ninjago fandom

  • me two weeks ago : oh my god this show is literally the worst thing that has ever been created, end it now, it's ruining my life and it's not even good
  • me now : *crying on the floor* please don't take pll away from me it's all I have, it's a mess but so am I, I need this show to live