shit i keep forgetting about these

i want to die. i want to end it all. please make this shit stop holy fuck i can’t take it anymore. the only reason i even try to keep myself alive another day is because i don’t want to hurt other people. i don’t want to bring any unnecessary pain onto them. i feel like i’m a burden to everyone and me being around hurts them but i know killing myself will hurt them more. so i just keep trying to hang on as long as i can. i would kill myself in an instant if i knew it wouldn’t effect anyone. seeing how much i’ve hurt my mom throughout the last 6 years with my suicide attempts and overdoses and my depression and being in and out of the hospital constantly breaks my heart. every time i hurt myself, i hurt her too and she doesn’t deserve that shit. i wish i could just disappear and have her and everyone else forget about me.

*picture falls from Max’s bag. Chloe sees it*
C: “ Wait, Max, a picture fell from–uh?! …Thanks, Max, nice shot!”
M: “ What…?”
C: “ I didn’t know you took a picture of me at the pool… I look hella sexy, here!”
M: “ …Shit! Chloe, give it back!”
C: “ Hahaha, no way! …Did you want to keep it for yourself?! You’re such a perv-nerd!”
M: “ STOP IT, CHLOE, GIVE IT BACK! ”
C: “ I could, but I want something in return… ”
M: “ What the hell do you want?! ”
C: “ I’ll give it to you and forget about it… but you have to kiss me. ”
M: “ God, not again! ”

*apologizes for unnecessary scenario*

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

whats the best way to waste ur time?

draw gay

yes

I was listening to this while drawing dis 

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A few changes to part 5 to make the Vento Aureo anime enjoyable for everyone
  • Giorno gets killed by Koichi at the start. The protagonist is now DIO’s adoptive son Bruno Buccellati (who won’t bleach his hair)
  • Jotaro forgets to give Koichi enough money to return from Italy, so he joins the gang
  • Echoes Act 3 and Sex Pistols constantly shit talk each other
  • Everyone keeps getting mad at Koichi because he calls gelato ice cream
  • The entire convoluted boat fight is replaced by 20 minutes of the gang doing that dumb dance (you know the one)
  • Doppio gets his screen time doubled
  • Ghiaccio is slightly more pissed off about everything
  • Fugo: “I must go now, my planet needs me” *floats away*
  • Half of the budget is spent animating King Crimson’s faces

Start taking notes, David Production

» the walking dead sentence meme

Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❝ We’ll win. But we need to wait for the right moment. ❞
  • ❝ It ain’t just about getting by here. It’s about getting it all. ❞
  • ❝ It’s because you got no guts. ❞
  • ❝ If you knew us, if you knew anything, you would kill us. But you can’t. ❞
  • ❝ I’d like to take it back to awkward silence now. ❞
  • ❝ Kid. I ain’t gonna lie. You scare the shit out of me. ❞
  • ❝ If you keep thinking everyone’s an enemy, then enemies are all you’re gonna find. ❞
  • ❝ Do soy sauce packets count as food? ❞
  • ❝ Nobody’s evil. They just decide to forget who they are. ❞
  • ❝ Some people are evil. I’ve seen it. That’s why I have to get back now. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not saving you anymore. ❞
  • ❝ I’m dealing in certainties, and I’m doing my part to give them what they want. ❞
  • ❝ I love a gal that takes me to dinner and doesn’t expect me to put out. ❞
  • ❝ In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it. ❞
  • ❝ You’re lucky. Don’t forget. ❞
  • ❝ I get why you did it. Why you took it. You were thinking about someone else. That’s why I can’t. ❞
  • ❝ You should know, there is no door number four. This is it. This is the only way. ❞
  • ❝ People can try and you set you in the right direction, but they can’t show you the way. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t give a shit if you think you’ve found the secret to life. ❞
  • ❝ People want someone to follow. ❞
  • ❝ Drink from the well, replenish the well. ❞
  • ❝ Was the joke that bad? ❞
  • ❝ Suck my nuts. ❞
  • ❝ You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they’re all gonna be doing that. ❞
  • ❝ We got here together, and we’re still here. ❞
  • ❝ You’re a survivor. You always were. ❞
  • ❝ When they come for us, we’ll end it. The whole thing. ❞
  • ❝ There is no right; there’s just the wrong that doesn’t pull you down. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t take chances anymore. ❞
  • ❝ Dibs is dibs. ❞
  • ❝ You want to live, you take chances. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going like I should have. Don’t come after me, please. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not planning to die today. ❞
  • ❝ We have to come for them, before they come for us. ❞
  • ❝ Why are dingleberries brown? ❞
  • ❝ We’re going to have to fight. ❞
  • ❝ This is the next world. ❞
  • ❝ Your world’s about to get a whole lot bigger. ❞
  • ❝ I like you people. I trust you. Trust us. ❞
  • ❝ You need to know things aren’t as simple as they might seem. ❞
  • ❝ Confrontation’s never been something we’ve had trouble with. ❞
  • ❝ You still got family and you still got a home. ❞
  • ❝ It should be someone who loved her. Someone who’s family. ❞
  • ❝ I want to show you the new world. ❞
  • ❝ Someday this pain will be useful to you. ❞
  • ❝ The only thing that keeps you from being a monster is killing. ❞
  • ❝ You point a gun at me, and I’m the asshole? ❞
  • ❝ Things moved slow here, and then things just started moving fast, too fast. ❞
  • ❝ Things aren’t as simple as four words. ❞
  • ❝ The people around you dying, that’s the hard part. ❞
  • ❝ The world is trying to die. We’re supposed to just let it. ❞

I use to talk to you so much. You were the only person i wanted to talk to every day because you made me feel so happy and made me smile like no one else. It’s sad how you just seem to latch on to one person and then seem to forget about me. I had such deep feelings for you but I got over them. I then realized what a fucking piece of shit you truly are. I’d probably still keep talking to you if you actually did try texting me. I’m just done with you. So fucking glad i’m over you.

Dear fandom

Why do you keep forgetting that Sebastian is a sassy little shit? I mean it’s all precious and sweet, that you keep depicting him as this innocent, ever-friendly, Maker-loving choir boy, but have you also considered these?

Before a fight:
“Maker preserve their stupid, stupid souls.“

When killing and enemy:
“Arrows courtesy of Sebastian Vael!“

After a fight:
“And I just cleaned my armour.”

About to KO:
“Why do they always go for the archers?“

Anders: How can you have so much faith? Does nothing bother you?
Sebastian: You’re bothering me.

Aveline: I’ve seen greater men than you use that excuse.
Sebastian: Noted and ignored, Captain.

Fenris: I can’t decide if it is certainty you have, or blindness.
Sebastian: (Chuckles) At least you can’t decide. 

Isabela: You weren’t? You weren’t going to tell me to comfort the needy and give freely of myself?
Sebastian: From what I hear, you already give yourself quite freely.

To Isabela if she returned to give the stolen book back:
“It’s frightening, isn’t it, to realize you have the potential to be a better person?”

Merrill: I’ve always wondered: how do your Divines choose their names?
Sebastian: They write all the best sacred names on slips of paper and stuff them in a miter.
Sebastian: Then the newly elected Divine picks a name out of the hat.
Merrill: What if she picks a name she doesn’t like? Does she have to keep it?
Sebastian: Of course she does. How do you think we got four Divines named Hortensia?

Sebastian with Hawke in the Legacy DLC:
“I wish my parents could see me now. They always said I had “no sense of the dignity of my station.” A disgrace to the Vael name.”
<Location dependent>
“Now, here I am, tracking down dwarven ruffians…”
“Now, here I am, traipsing around the Deep Roads like a common soldier.”
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
Hawke: I’m sure they’d be proud of you for defending a friend.
Sebastian: They must be rolling in their graves…
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
Hawke: If you could bring your family back from the dead, that’s what you’d want? For them to be disappointed in you?
Sebastian: (Laughs) How else would I know it’s really them?
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
Hawke: They’re dead. Let them go.
Sebastian: They must be rolling in their graves…

During the Tallis DLC when looking for Hawke:
Carver:
And we are back to front yet again.
Sebastian:
Blessed Andraste, guide us. Protect our friends in this dark hour.
Carver:
Right. Prayer. Useful, useful. Or we could do something.
Sebastian:
Guide us by the wisdom of your light… in silence.

During the Tallis DLC Act 3:
Tallis:
So if I put an apple on my head, could you shoot it off?
Sebastian: Considering what you’ve led us into, I don’t think that would be wise. 

I’m honestly thinking about writing a letter to Vincent Waller (and I guess all the crew for spongebob) thanking them for keeping this show going and making me laugh throughout the years. I have been through some serious shit but this show always made me forget about it for a little while, even now when I’m going through this hard time. I don’t wanna sound like I’m ass kissing cause I’m not. I’ve been wanting to do this for years but was worried no one from the crew would be able to read it. I just want them to know that they changed my life forever and I can’t thank them enough for it.

anonymous asked:

CALL OUT to everyone here who keeps feeding the fucking void fish shit they want to forget, you're inoculated already, you're not going to forget Merle fucking those plants anytime soon or whatever bullshit you keep sneaking in. Y'all the Void Fish needs to be put on a diet now, Johan is having to figure out how to write /diet/ music. I hope you're all happy, I can't get much sleep now because poor Johan is pretty much ripping out his hair trying to figure this shit out at three AM.

Sorry I haven’t written. I keep trying to write, but it all ends up regressing into a bitch session. Oh well, duality gonna dual I guess.

I want to say something that will cut through all this bullshit. I want you and me to shutup about ourselves and bloom into something mysterious. 

…but sometimes you gotta let shit die and be reborn again into something new. 

Love isn’t just being dogmatically good and nice. Love can be a screaming shit fire, love can be an orgy of puppies (and I do mean actual puppies having a cartoonish human like sex orgy) Love can also be death and failure. 

I keep forgetting that this is earth 2017 and people still think they die or that anything dies. I keep forgetting that most of us have yet to discover that we are an infinite number or realities because it’s all a tremendous loop of consensual realities that fun house fuck and collapse into the totality of singularity and vice versa..

The truth is you’re already dead. You’re coming to life. And if you don’t feel like you are coming to life, you’re doing it wrong. Don’t blame anyone or yourself - that’s just another waste of time because you’re afraid - becoming alive hurts - it fucking hurts that’s the deal - when you are born it fucking hurts - you leave the womb - its hurts, but then you’re born into a larger reality -  and that’s how you go, becoming more aware of how balls deep you can get into selfishness until you are completely fucked and bloom into an orgasm of everything - so stop being a dumb little shit and let love and life in. Of course it’ll hurt, that’s half the fun.

Fall in love you fucking idiot! 

Happy Holidays!

Love, Jade

P.S. You can fall in love with anything, the more it’s everything the better, unless you’re really into hate sex - you evil little bitch! =)

I hate all these fake SBs on here. Like you know how “great” it is to be a SB? My SD insists on eating me out for like 40 fucking minutes and it feels like he’s trying to rip my vaj off. And it sounds similar to a large dog drinking water. When he kisses my body his lips make this disgusting old man smacking sound, and he gets that white shit in the corners of his mouth. And I have to have sex with that horny bastard for three hours a week. I walk away with a good amount of money. But I walk away with my vagina practically in a wheelchair and have ZERO desire to fuck ANYONE. Forget dating someone my age, sex repulses me right now. Emotions just get shut off, because I spend three hours making cringing and horrified faces when my face is shoved into a pillow, trying to think about why I have to do this, and I bite my lip to keep from screaming because the sounds he makes are so damn gross.
So if you think this life is good enough to pretend you’re in it, fuck right off.

So Japan is actually really backwards when it comes to gender equality, sexuality, and representation of marginalized individuals

Like.

They might be super polite, but don’t forget they have their own shit going on. They don’t talk about things like we do.

They keep it under wraps cuz they don’t have a culture that screams individuality and force of personality and will like the American one does.

That’s why I assume Japan is weirdly backwards for an industrialized nation actually.

You can’t force social change so easily in a society that emphasizes conformity and being a responsible, respectable member of a whole.

And looks down on protesters as embarrassing.

Not as something to be proud or even curious about, but as something that needs to be locked away and ignored.

Say what you will about Americans being loud and annoying and capitalism being evil, but at least that does get things moving.

The capitalists fucked UP, they said oh you’re special, you’re important enough to buy our product, but then people started believing that shit and then they start thinking well fuck I wanna be paid minimum wage then.

Women get pigeon holed into being dependent and not working but then they’re getting bombarded with all kinds of ideals, you know, DEMOCRACY, we the people are free, we DECIDE our fate.

And then they were like shit BITCH, us too then.

There are a lot of forces at work that let American society be open about its obnoxious beliefs.

America has a weird unique history of being rebellious and TRYING to conform to some established standard but then being fought by the exact people they were trying to influence.

American youth has always upset its parents, YEAH?

No matter what generation, we have always dressed less conservatively, behaved less “acceptably”, pushed the line of what was acceptable.

So American ideals are just…different.

Pushing the line is what we do, so when we get down to social issues, we may disagree horribly, but we do talk. We yell.

There are avenues for yelling.

For example, diversity.

We’ve recently begun caring about diversity. All races shown in media.

That’s not something Japan cares about, and why?

It’s homogeneous, or at least, it likes to think it is.

It doesn’t have a history of slavery and systematic erasure of black history and black involvement in anything.

It doesn’t have as many races or cultures living within it as we do. it doesn’t matter if there’s representation for whoever cuz Japan doesn’t have that particular history or population.

Why would Japan have an African in a show for any reason other than aesthetics?

None.

It’s been a culturally and racially homogeneous society for ages.

The few exceptions are seen politely as foreigners.

An American living in Japan is treated with respect and mild fascination but not treated poorly because Japanese culture is polite. It doesn’t see Americans as annoying but eccentric and to be endured if one really dislikes it. Correct me if I’m wrong, but every exchange student I know has told me that the Japanese were incredibly polite to them. Even the annoying ones that I KNOW are rude house guests and really could’ve used a verbal reprimand at least once.

I feel like Americans and weebs of other nations 🙄 idealize Japan as just full of nice people like Canada.

Does this mean Japan has no problems?

No.

Japan just keeps more quiet about them.

Japanese culture is like…your biggest fear is social ostracism and being pegged as a weird loner and not having friends.

Bullying in Japan isn’t physical, it involves nasty emotional abuse scrawled out on desks and online and people pretending you don’t exist.

This to me shows an underlying reason that Japan will never be what all you damn weebs are all arguing it is.

Now I don’t think American culture is better or more equal, I just think Japan, from my own cultural perspective (which I acknowledge) can’t really ever have representation.

Not the way Americans perceive it anyway.

Japan doesn’t have a culture that cares about giving marginalized people a voice.

If you have a strong female character in some garbage anime, it’s cuz someone in the studio has a fetish for that or they thought it would be best for marketing teams to have a cute female character to work with.

Anyway though I genuinely worry about Japanese social activism.

I’m not sure it exists actually.

It’s a backwards country that still hasn’t legalized gay marriage and high key still believes that women should stay home and raise their children and shut up about anything else.

Anyone who likes to argue otherwise is just looking at their favorite Japanese show through an American lens.

Stop telling me that you love me when you only know the color of my hair and not what I’ve been through. I promise you that once you realize how damaged I am, your “love” will turn into contempt.

Oh, how I wish I could believe you but you are lying to both yourself and I. You will never find love in someone like me.

—  I hope you forget about me

sometimes the jokes fall flat and i fall flat on my face or i start arguments i don’t have the energy to fight or i just forget that i need to stop talking about my shit so much in public i mean. i’m not always gonna show up for life the way everybody else does. i can’t manage it. i’m going to turn down your offer the first few times until everyone feels awkward because i don’t know how to accept help. i’m going to be too early to the party and leave before you see me. i’m sort of awful at texting. i sleep too much and always get in my own way and have trouble keeping faith with others. i won’t always trust that you like me. there’s a lot to handle, i mean. so thank you. and if you’ve got to leave, i get it and i don’t blame you and thank you for staying as long as you could. i’m trying to get better. but in the meantime i’m a mess and thank you for sticking around for it.

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name: timothy 
crime: being a dorky fat kid who liked donnie too much and wanted to be a ninja 
punishment:

eternal frozen damnation 

not gonna lie this is one of those things i just can’t stop thinking about when it comes to shit i really hope didn’t just get falcon kicked into 2k12′s infamous plot point writing oblivion. 

cuz even in the canon universe’s passage of time it feels like it’s been a literal eternity since don’s tried to do fuck-all about timothy. i mean i know he’s had other shit to do but holy christ on a cracker donnie you have to be one of the slowest promise keepers in the history of promise-keeping-history. that is if anyone still intends to even have him KEEP his promise to turn tim human anymore.
 like seriously you guys…. you didnt…just forget about him right???? right???? cuz he’s…. just kinda sitting here…. frozen…. in don’s lab…. forever.  like some fucking knick-knack you got in a thrift store somewhere…..

tbh it kinda fucks me up to think about it. didn’t this kid have a family or something??? go to school??? have friends or loved ones??? i mean there’s gotta be somebody worried about him right?? 

tell me i’m not the only one who still wonders if anybody plans on fixing this. 

  • Television: Witches were mostly seen as women who lived alone, a little anti-social, had superstitions passed down from generations, and usually had a cat lying around.
  • Me: Oh shit I could be considered a witch
  • Friend: You ARE a witch
  • Me: ... Oh yeah lol