shit i don't want

  • Ravenclaw (right after they've graduated hogwarts): You know now, as far as society is concerned, we're adults.
  • Hufflepuff: Yes! Isn't it exciting?
  • Ravenclaw: Adults who have to make their own decisions about their lives.
  • Hufflepuff: It's so freeing, isn't it?
  • Ravenclaw: I have no idea what I'm doing and I want to go back to school.
  • Hufflepuff: ...
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want to do classes or anything, I just want someone to cook for me and tell me when meals are so I don't forget and basically be able to ignore life's responsibilities.
ME WATCHING DUNKIRK

See’s Harry ( as Alex) on the screen for the first time

Me: look at my baby so handsome I hope he doesn’t die

When Alex is threatening Tommy’s friend with a gun

Me: will somebody shoot this bitch I hope he fucking drowns

A doodle of a Dab for all your fast dabs needs

how…….how am i???? how am i supposed to support emison now??? Emily actually wanted Paige, telling her she hoped for another shot at a relationship when she came back. Then she made out with her in the middle of the street.

Emily actually chooses Paige. That’s what her heart wants.

But they’re going to write Emily and Ali’s pregnancy so now Emily feels like she has to be with Ali because of the baby. Then eventually she’ll fall in love with her instead of choosing her first.

IF THIS IS WHAT EMISON ENDGAME IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE, YOU BETTER RETURN THAT SHIT BECAUSE I DONT WANT IT

me: hey i like dear evan hansen it’s rly relatable and a big comfort for me
everyone: dear evan hansen PUNCHED me in the face, PISTOL WHIPPED my mother and MURDERED my cat

  • me two weeks ago : oh my god this show is literally the worst thing that has ever been created, end it now, it's ruining my life and it's not even good
  • me now : *crying on the floor* please don't take pll away from me it's all I have, it's a mess but so am I, I need this show to live

ok so i saw a truck today and i thought it said MANSCAPE but it actually said MAINSCAPE and it was a landscaping company. but then i thought LARRY AU. where louis owns a landscaping company called MANSCAPE and harry thinks it’s some sort of in-home pubic hair grooming company, so he calls to make an appointment, there’s some discussion of whether he wants his bushes trimmed as well, and then when it’s time for the appointment, harry’s like half-naked waiting around in a robe or something and louis shows up with lawnmowers. 

So, serious talk.

How is anyone supposed to both have a full time job and be a solo 1d fan?

Like… how?

How?