Because life will never be the same after you watch this video...
The pictures are bad enough but then you have the actual fucking ad and GOD DAMN HOLY SHIT! GRAB THE FUCKING HOLY WATER PRAY CUZ ALL DA DIRTY THOUGHTS DAT CAME INTO MY MIND AFTER THIS WDAHDSAFASDFSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF33RSDAFS!
!! how far in are you now? s2 is just the best… if you weren’t in love with captain flint *before*…….
I just finished S1!
omg flint’s “so it was bad”. this sarcastic little shit. he only smiles when everyone else is exasperated af.
his EPIC FACE when eleanor was ‘he helped a lot’ about Silver. just pure I AM BEING TESTED AND I WILL MURDER YOU ALL
The Captain Has Feelings. So Many Feelings.
holy shit that conversation between Gates and Flint. Holy. Shit.
listen i came here for captain badass and i’m getting CAPTAIN FEELINGS. that CONVERSATION WITH MIRANDA. MY HEART.
don’t murder your captain guys, he’s trying his best
what i earlier mistoke for distant badassitude is clearly just the very thin level of chill flint has. before he flies whole heartedly into six different emotions all at once
i live for flint’s murder faces at silver.
i also love flint fucking with silver. tbh i love flint fucking with everyone. let the man have his joys in life. his sarcastic little joys.
THAT GATES SCENE *CRIES* i am compromised. comp.ro.mised.
flint. flint. you are listening to silver. you are listening to SILVER this is a terrible idea. when ur taking the lead from the weasel.
but also flint is a GODDAMN NAUTICAL GENIUS. ADMIRAL WHO? NELSON WHAT? *swoon*
flint has s o m a n y f e e l i n g s. captain feelings
FUCK THAT MAN-O-WAR RIGHT UP. FUCK YEAH.
fuck that storm tho how dare it deprive the world of captain flint kicks the Urca’s ass
i keep saying it but i bust out laughing EVERY TIME flint gives silver that fucking look. like i know exactly what i’ve done in my life to fucking deserve you but that does not mean i will not rip your head straight off if you try that pouty sass with me again
also thank you whoever decided we needed shirtless toby stephens. well done u. we thank you for your contributions to humanity
competing OTPs for flnt rn are Flint/Blood and Flint/Rage Face
in conclusion: flint needs a hug and a valium. maybe two. actually, just give him the bottle.
non flint notes:
blackbeard is BITCHING. i wanna grow up to be an asshole pirate lumberjack
Charles Vane like an undead boss. Easily my fav character to watch get the fucking shit beat out of him
i love gates
M A X. MAAAAAAAAX. *starry eyes* maaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
ascended Accountant. i love him.
god silver is such an asshole. i love watching him weasel. john ‘every day i’m husslin’ silver.
i love eleanor so much. i have loved a place as fiercely as she does nassau and god it tugs at my heartstrings.
bless poor jack rackham.
Anne Fucking Bonny, need i say fucking more.
R A N D A L L i’m dying of laughter
everyone’s boobs are so nice
i will never get sick of this theme song
the real stars of this show are the completely amazing ship sets
A brief summary of my experience during The Evil Within 2 Nightmare Mode. Apparently nowhere is safe from the Giggle Monster™. Sorry my drawing is so bad but I LOVE the TEW series and Sebastian is my son so…appreciate the art
You know, I originally thought that if in my wildest of dreams, Alter actually made Sorey and Mikleo figures, I’d want them in kickass fighting poses, like what they did for Fate T. Harlaown or Black Heart. I thought that would be the best use of their amazing ability to capture the motion in a scene in still vinyl.
But no. They had a better idea instead and came out with this really simple scene of the two of them sitting on the ruined stones of some ancient civilization, Sorey with the Celestial Record in hand, wind gently blowing through their capes, while they give each other the fondest and most beautiful smiles I’ve ever seen on one of their figures.
And I am completely blown away by it, because just like how I thought Zestiria would be the game that could never exist, these two figures with that expression of pure love on their faces is something I thought I’d never get. Just the way they captured the motion of the wind with their capes and the feathers on Sorey’s cloak and earrings, the way the capes are just flowing … like shit, that’s the kind of motion I try to capture with words in my fics and pray I succeed with. And seeing them side by side basically looking at each other like that, excuse me while I jump off a cliff and into a massive ocean of feels because damn I can feel the love coming right off of both of them.
Saying this now, when the pictures of the painted prototypes come out, I’m pretty sure my reaction tags will be nothing but wheezing and incoherent screaming because I can’t remember the last time I was this excited over the release of a set of figures.
anyone else remembers a omgcp fanart of the “WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD” vine where the guy bursts into his roomie’s room and wakes up both the roommate and his boyfriend or did i straight up imagine this shit
Taggggggggggggggg. Love it or hate it I don’t care anymore 😂😂😂 hate is always welcomed anyways 😁. I was tagged by many of the loveliest people I know and that I love @babywoon@hyungjooki@vitaminmoongie@urmomstax on various selfie tags that I can’t even remember who are the others that also tagged me and I missed lmao. Also excuse my face again….
If I see one more post bashing on ere.mika in any form I’m gonna cut somebody’s head off with my bare hands omg people shut the fuck up for once!! get your shit opinions and wackass interpretations off the fucking tag
Inspired by a headcanon I saw forever ago about Bilbo coming home and picking up the oakenshield. I nearly lost my shit in BotFA when I saw Bilbo had a shield slung over his shoulder when he returned to the Shire with Gandalf but alas it was not the oakenshield. Though I can still imagine.
no but Calum being a demon and coming on earth and his target is you but he watches you and he realises that his tarnished soul belongs to you and only you and day by day he falls in love with you and he spends time with you and you fast realise that he is in every meaning of the word your soulmate but he knows that he can’t be with you but he can’t be without you and you’d have to sacrifice everything to be with him but before any decisions can be made his demon buddies Michael and Luke appear with their own soulmates in tow and so they pull him back down and the girls look over you before they follow and then driven insane by your need for him you commit an act against God and nature and you murder someone before realising and in your despair you take your own life but what you did was an act of love but as you reach heavens gates you beg and cry to be allowed with him because you don’t want to live in a place where he’s not there but they force you through the gate and there he’s stood, white wings with some rumpled black feathers and you throw yourself into his arms crying but he’s so happy because your absolute love for him saved him from eternal damnation and hatred and he couldn’t love you more even if he tried.
one: spell your name with song titles i have already made my nickname (Diana) in another ask so i am gonna use my actual name lol D-Dead & gone by T.I. ft Justin Timberlake E-Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor (lol) M-Marry You by Bruno Mars E-Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada T-Tainted Love by Kwan E-Electropop by jupiter rising R-Remember The Name by Fort Minor at some point this became a game of “find the oldest song you can remember”
two: why did you choose your URL? ok so around 7-8 years ago i was playing a game where my username was Ichirou (it’s a male name but i like it) and i met my first online friend whose username was marinavamp and after a year or so i created a new character called ichivamp to honor our friendship. and i thought it sounded nice so i started using it everywhere including tumblr lol
three: what is your middle name? Joanna
four: if you could be any mythical creature, what would you be? A dragon or a phoenix. I can’t choose betweem them i love them both so much >.<
five: favourite colour? Purple but I also have a thing for blue lately
six: songs you like right now? -Thunder by Imagine Dragons -I’d Love to Change the World (Matstubs Remix)
-Heathens / Carousel (Switching Vocals)
made by Zen-kun on youtube -the yuri on ice ending -Ikenai Taiyou by Orange Range -Believer by Imagine Dragons
seven: top four fandoms? 1.Haikyuu 2.Kuroko no basket 3.Mystic Messenger 4.uhm?? yuri on ice or free i guess?