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Gabriel and Duusu: a summary

Gabriel: Where did I go wrong?

Duusu: With what specifically? Cause I got a list. 

The final episode of Naruto was the most forced, unrealistic, and shitty episode of this anime I’ve ever seen.

supergr8m8  asked:

SO HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH THAT HOT DUDEEEEEEE. IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS DETAILS

WELL

WE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SAW GET OUT AND THERE WAS LIKE NO ONE IN THE THEATRE SO WE WERE JUST BULLSHITTING AND CRACKING JOKES (But in all serious shit it was a 10/10 gr8 movie)

AND THEN WE WENT TO THE STREET RACES AND I WAS SUPER PUMPED BC THIS IS MY FIRST TIME GOING WITH A HOT GUY AND NOT BY MYSELF OR LIKE FRIENDS SO IM LIKE FUCK YEAH

HE RACED A COUPLE PEOPLE AND THEN I STARTED RACING IT WAS FUCKING LIT THERE WERE LIKE 20 PEOPLE WHO WERE ALL CHILL N SHIT

(I GOT SOME VIDEOS IF YOU GUYS WANNA SEE LET ME KNOW AND ILL LIKE EDIT THEM INTO HERE)

AND SO WE WERE LIKE LETS GO WAKE UP OUR MUTUAL FRIEND JUSTIN AND BRING HIM

AND SO WE DROVE TO JUSTINS AND HIS GF WAS THERE (I love her she’s gr8) SO WE WERE LIKE “CMON JUSTIN GET YOUR HOE ASS UP WE’RE GOING TO THE STREET RACES”

SO WE GOT BACK UP THERE (Its only like 10 min away from Justins)

AND WE WERE THERE FOR LIKE 25 MINUTES ME AND TAYLOR (MY HOT DATE;)) WERE ON THE HOOD AND JUSTIN AND HIS GF WERE RIGHT NEXT TO THE CAR

WE WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN IT WAS ALL LIT

THEN THE COPS CAME AND EVERYONE WAS DRIVING LIKE 8942879 MPH CAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA GET ARRESTED AND SHIT

SO WE DUKES OF HAZZARD’D INTO THE CAR LIKE BADASSES AND DROVE OFF

THEN WE DROPPED OFF JUSTIN AND HIS GF 

AND BY THIS TIME ITS ONLY LIKE 12ISH LIKE THE NIGHTS STILL YOUNG 

AND TAYLOR WAS LIKE “I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU”

AT FIRST IM LIKE OH SHIT IS HE GONNA WHIP HIS DICK OUT YA’KNOW I WAS NERVOUS AND SHIT

BUT HE KEPT ON DRIVING AND WE ENDED UP IN THIS FIELD 

AND NOW IM THINKING OKAY HES GONNA PULL A MICHAEL ON ME HE IS GONNA MURDER ME NO ONE CAN HEAR ME SCREAM OUT HERE 

AND HE’S CASUALLY LIKE “CMON GET OUT”

SO I GOT OUT AND HE PATTED THE HOOD OF HIS CAR SO I GOT UP THERE WITH HIM 

AND THIS BITCH

TOOK ME STARGAZING 

I WAS SHOOK

IT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LIKE ERIC DID U POSSESS THIS HOT DUDE LIKE DAMN

AND HE GAVE ME HIS JACKET AND FUCKING CUDDLED ME AND WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT THE STARS AND TALKING FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE 4 HOURS (BUT IT WAS LIKE 2) AND THEN HE TOOK ME BACK TO MY PLACE AND WAS LIKE “I HAD A GREAT TIME” AND KISSED ME LIKE HOLY SHIT BOY   

AND THAT WAS MY DATE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT CAUSE I SURE DID

Jason: *Ranting about the Joker* He has done every horrific thing that he possibly can, Bruce! What is finally going to be the last straw?!

Damian: You’re incorrect Todd.

Jason: *Swings his head towards Damian* What did you say?

Damian: You said “he has done every horrific thing that he possibly can” and I disagree. It could be worse.

Jason: *Throws his hands up in exasperation* How? How in the hell could it be worse?!

Damian: He could, on top of everything else, be a cannibal as well.

Jason: *Falls into a chair, eyes wide* Holy fuck. *Looks at Dick* You and I should probably just get bunk beds because I’m never going to be able to sleep alone again.