shit couples do

a nocturne that’s more of a bird than a bat seemed like an interesting idea (´ι_` )

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

Taurus & Scorpio

1. Made the first move: Taurus
2. The big spoon: Taurus
3. The little spoon: Scorpio
4. The cuddler: Taurus
5. Cries during movies: Scorpio
6. More affectionate: Scorpio
7. Their favorite non-sexual activity: Sunset walks on the beach
8. More nervous to meet the parents: Scorpio
9. More protective/jealous: Both
10. Sneaks into the shower with the other in the mornings: Taurus
11. Initiates sexy times the most: Scorpio
12. Fuck or make love: Fuck
13. Behind the wheel more often during road trips: Taurus
14. Gives the silent treatment when they’re mad at each other: Scorpio
15. Reaches for the other’s hand first: Taurus
16. Whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear at inappropriate times:
17. Comes up with cheesy pick-up lines: Taurus

[As Requested By @jockerb, @laxfemmexfatale, @akemiiai, @blondemermaidprincesss]

anonymous asked:

i was wondering if you had any tips for doing the internet relationship/long distance thing? i think i have serious feelings and im so fucking scared

(I’m going to start by assuming that this person returns your feelings and that the biggest obstacle in the way of your relationship is like, a continent or something. if that’s not the case, see if they’re on board with the whole different time zones thing, and return to this ask later.)

the easiest advice I can give is for you and your partner to settle on a method/pattern of communication and absolutely stick with it. how often are you going to talk? how long? do you want to know the little details of their day as they’re happening, or would you rather kick up with skype and some wine? the object of your affections may have different expectations about this, so it’s important to sort it out early, and be ready to renegotiate as necessary. trust your person to communicate with you as they’ve promised, and hold up your end of the bargain. 

my girlfriend and I fell in love ten thousand 8-hour AIM marathons at a time, so once we were together, our correspondence was more or less constant; if one person couldn’t talk, the other would just chat (in an enormous email, or the long twitter DM thread we used in lieu of texting) like they were there, and then the absent one would dive back into the conversation when they had a chance. I typed messages to her blind where my phone was hidden in my barista apron all night, then left work, hopped on gdocs to collaborate on something for four hours, then got on skype for two more to discuss what we’d just done. does that sound exhausting? then you might not want to talk daily on basically every platform imaginable. we were…pretty high octane, which worked for us. what can I say, I like her a lot.  

another thing: you and your partner need to decide how long the distance will last. if you’re okay with it being permanent, your partner will need to know and agree. (that sounds–miserable, honestly, but that’s me.) if you’re not, the two of you can make plans for how to eventually combine your lives. it may take some doing, especially if they’re across the entire pacific ocean, but that planning takes some of the sting out of absence, even if it’s for a future years away. talk about how you’re going to decorate your apartment, or about the meals you want to make for one another; talk about how nice it will be to see them sleepy and with their hair mussed, first thing in the morning. warn them about how long it takes you to get ready to go out. check the weather in the city where you’re someday going to live. build a picture together.

another: figure out sexual exclusivity. nothing fucks up a long distance relationship like jealousy. asking your partner to be sexually monogamous for an indefinite future is asking a lot, so you should consider your options. is this a sexually open relationship? do you live close enough to meet up every few months or so? if so, can you see yourself living on those encounters like some kind of sex camel, or is long-distance sex something you two can swing? internet relationship or no, knowing how to get your partner off through a screen is an invaluable skill. 

long distance relationships are as unique as the people who have them, but at the end of it all, one bit of advice holds for every one: pour your heart into talking to this person. pour it into riffing on dumb jokes, or admiring the turn of their smile over a fucking buggy skype call. pour it into discussing how the secret maps of your minds are stuck all over with the same pins in the same places, and how an image or a theme that strikes one of you echoes in the other like a tuning fork. pour it into telling them how they make you absolutely wild with joy. you have to. because an ocean is a long fucking way. 


a little pic in the miraculous ladybug blindshipping au

yuugi has the biggest crush on the prince but atem at this point only has eyes for his partner. mostly. atem does think yuugi’s pretty cute tho. on the other hand, ladybug thinks that his cat is a huge fucking dork that flirts WAY too much.

Writers and Readers:

Okay so I noticed that a few (a lot tbh) writers and readers have this issue with trying to tag someone, but their url not popping up OR it doesn’t link and notify them. As a writer and reader, this is annoying and frustrating. So here’s what you (reader) can do!

  1. Go into settings and click on your main or side blog
  2. Scroll down until you find “Privacy
  3. Make sure you have the first two switched on, like so:

But why?

  • I’ve always had the first switch on, so I truthfully can’t tell you that it will affect the tagging system. If you’re really adamant about keeping it off, then turn it off. But if you’re still not getting tagged/not showing up, then turn it on.
  • This one is a MUST. Having this turned off is basically making you nonexistent. Your url/blog will not show up in any kind of search, either from tumblr or google or whatever engine you use. If you keep it off, your url will not show up at all in the search/tagging system. Keep it on.
  • I had my blog flagged for NSFW because I would have the occasional nsfw post. For some reason (I haven’t figured out why yet) if you have this switched on, you won’t pop up in the search/tagging system. If you’re a hardcore adult-orientated blog, then it’s your choice if you want to keep your blog flagged, or be tagged in a fic.

If you (writer) still can’t tag the reader, then it might be because of:

  1. Main or side blog is protected by a password
  2. Blog is blocked (Person A cannot tag Person B because Person B blocked Person A)
  3. Tumblr is being a sack of burning shit more likely than the two above

spread to let readers know?
@after-avenging-hours (girl i saw those asks, i gotchu) @bovaria @just-call-me-mrs-captain @sebastiansin-221b @fvckingavengers @assembletheimagines @mattymattymerduck @matthewmurrdock @winchester-with-wings @mangosoldier @pleasecallmecaptain @capsbuchanan @catwomvn @stories-from-stark-tower @punkpeqqy @waitingfortherightpartner @avengersandchill @she-who-nailed-it @demonsebastian @sebbytrash @marvel-ash @bionic-buckyb @marveliskindacool @avengerofyourheart
sorry if I forgot anyone, its 4.12am ok

honestly ronald, what have i told you about leaving your essays until the last minute?

you’ve told me about a million bloody times.

you never listen.

of course i do!

oh really?

yeah, i just like having you help me. i sound smarter when you do.

you’re always smart, ron, but i’ll help you write the introduction. for the rest you’ll need this book, but we have to hurry, the library closes in 10 minutes.


Red Dwarf + AO3 Tags


Finally saw the WTTM video and im laughing omg. This is what people are claiming to be pedophilia? How many straws are you trying to grasp here lmao
Otabek legit took his gloves off in 2 seconds. It wasn’t even sexual as y'all making it to be (both at anti and shippers). Did y'all even read the manga strip Kubo made? 👀
Sorry but I don’t see sexualization there either.
How bout this.
1) You stop sexualizing a 15 year old kid. Yeah Im calling y'all out. If you see this skate as sexual than that’s on you buddy.
2) look up the definition of pedophilia it’s not that hard Linda
3) This is more of a pet peeve but stop calling those who like the ship straight lmao. Gay AF here. Stop grouping us as a whole with shitty yaoi fangirls.
4) I saw misinformation earlier and buddy. This was planned before otayuri became ‘popular’. Take your white hands off of Kubo you fucking nasties.
5) Why can’t you just accept that westerners and easterners have different pov’s on social and moral views.
5.5) Its a 3 year age gap. Get over it. It’s the equivalent of a freshman and a senior. And if you’re whining about legal stances check out the Romeo and Juliet Law in Texas. That applies to Otayuri if they had grown up in the United States (Saying this cause I remember a moron not knowing how to use Google and entering ‘Romeo and Juliet Law’ and thought they were being a smartass).
6) If none of this convinces you and you leave YoI. 👋 Bye bitch.
And yes. I could’ve done this without the passive aggressive tone. But I’m petty and a tired Asian whose eyes can’t roll farther back oops.