shirtless tyler posey

Let It Grow (A Teen Wolf Parody by runswithwolves)
Let It Grow (A Teen Wolf Parody by runswithwolves)

This is a social commentary about the epidemic of chest waxing in Teen Wolf. When we started this, we were kidding. I don’t know what happened.

Lyrics inspired by littlecofiegirl, karaoke by Disney, recorded by blunderbussmatterhorn, vocals by runswithwolves:

The show comes on at 10/9c tonight.

Tumblr Savior’s like a dream –

A kingdom of isolation,

And it looks like… I’m the Queen

Everyone’s liveblogging like Teen Wolf reflects our lives.

(Couldn’t keep it in; heaven knows I tried.)

What’s with this trend on MTV?

Hirsute men aren’t free to be hairy.

Don’t conceal, be real, be natural…

And let it show!

Let it grow, let it grow!

Can’t you see that the fans want more?

Let it grow, let it grow!

Who’s keeping these man-chests shorn?

I don’t care

What their contracts say

Let the Nair be gone…

They don’t pass for teenagers anyway.

It’s funny how a werewolf

Can shift into a fuzzball,

But then when he’s topless,

There’s no hair to be seen at all!

It’s time to see what I can do

To change our culture’s ideals and values

I guess it’s your choice, but let it be


Let it grow, let it grow!

Let’s see that testosterone!

Let it grow, let it grow!

Over-styling I can’t condone!

Here I stand,

And here I’ll state:

Let’s ditch the salon…

Also Dylan has a bod – let’s strip them layers down.

My soul will be complete if Hoechlin’s pectorals are unbound,

And Tyler Posey’s sideburns will make sense at last!

Let us never go back!

The wax is in the past!

Let it grow, let it grow!

I’ll flail, and fic, and fawn!

Let it grow, let it grow!

Not just because it turns me on— [awk]



Let the wax be gooooooone!

(The hair never bothered me anyways…)