Uh.. so, how about a … Sugar Daddy AU…?

I have absolutely no idea how or why this happened. At this point I’m not even trying to find excuses.

It started off with only Kuro in a new outfit… then high heels happened. Guess rereading one of my favorite fanfics (Like Crystal Guts on AO3) didn’t help, either. So, yeah… have this.

Also: how about in this AU Keith and Kuro are best friends and sugar buddys XD Shiro and Lance are partners, leading a large company - since Shiro’s own twin brother, Kuro, refused to take his place besides Shiro in the company.

Despite being quite rich, Lance prefers to stay in a small-sized apartment with a roommate - not because he couldn’t afford anything else, but because he likes to have people around him. He tends to feel lonely quite often. But despite living together for almost 3 years now, Lance never asked Keith what he’s doing for a living. And Keith never told him.

Needless to say, that finding out the truth was quite a shock. Especially since Keith started dating Shiro recently, as his sugar babe… and Shiro’s twin brother Kuro took a liking to Lance.

Holy. Shit.

Why am I doing this…

hunk’s most used emoji is 👀, lance’s most used emoji is 😫, pidge’s most used emoji is 👽, keith’s most used emoji is 🔪, shiro’s most used emoji is 😃, allura’s most used emoji is 💖, and coran’s most used emoji is 😎. thanks for coming to my ted talk

Matt Holt, #1 Sheith shipper
  • Matt: Hey, Shiro, are you free on Friday? Around 8 PM?
  • Shiro: Yeah.
  • Matt: [looks at Keith] What about you?
  • Keith: Yes?
  • Matt: Great! Cause I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date.
  • Shiro: Did he just--
On Camera

Or that one time Lance decided to live-stream when he really should’ve been resting. The (established) klance YouTuber AU that no one asked for, but you’re all getting. Domestic klance sharing an apartment is my jam, and throwing a little angst in there is a bonus.

I’m actually really happy with this, and if people like it I might do an actual long AU thing with this setting, so feedback is appreciated! For now though, just a one-shot. This is also proof that the best writing for me happens at 3 AM… oops. I hope you enjoy!!

Psst @taylor-tut this is that thing I not-so-discreetly mentioned in my tags, have a wonderful day.

Lance McClain was a rulebreaker in every way, except for one thing. He believed it was always necessary to have a routine, and never stray from it. If asked, he’d inform you that a steady routine was the foundation for a steady life.

Showering every morning, brushing his teeth every night, thinking of a cheesy one-liner for Keith each day without fail, the list went on. Little things.

One of his many routines was to live-stream, always on Sundays. Because who did anything besides sit at home, definitely not with a hangover, on Sunday?

New videos went up on Wednesdays, but the carefully edited ones on YouTube and his live-streams were very different. Many fans even preferred seeing him live, mainly because he couldn’t stop himself from making bad jokes, and was usually too lazy to straighten his bedhead.

And they would always ask him to go bother Keith in the next room, which Lance more often than not was obliged to do.

So when he woke up late one Sunday with a killer headache and a stuffy nose, Lance wasn’t about to let it get in the way of his routine.

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people be lookin’ for shiro in the season 3 trailer like?? duh??? he obviously couldn’t make it because he was busy at home taking care of his shallura child???


I have literally no desire to read a Hogwarts!AU, but if we are going to do that then:

Hunk and Lance are both Ravenclaws, and Pidge is their little Slytherin mastermind. Keith is a pureblood but he’s an orphan with only extended family that somehow ended up in Gryffindor. Allura is a seventh year Gryffindor with a special focus on ancient magical societies. 

And Shiro is the young new Ancient Runes and Curses teaching assistant back from a mishap in Egypt where he lost his arm, but he was totally a Hufflepuff too.

BUT that is only a Hogwarts!AU. A true Harry Potter!AU would have Lance as an exchange student from Beauxbatons who has an affinity with Charms, Hunk, Pidge and Allura as the Hogwarts trio, then Keith comes in from Durmstrang, where Shiro and Matt did their post-graduate studies before going to Egypt as Cursebreakers when Matt went missing and Shiro lost his arm, and he’s back recuperating as a teaching assistant at Hogwarts where Coran is the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher before he sets off to find Matt again.

The only Voltron Harry Potter AUs I will accept.

keith honestly handled that whole bom trial so well though??? like the exhausting pain of all the battles and having to relive your issues with your estranged dad sound like torture, but that part with the fake shiro?? 

the fact that they took his hallucination of the person he Most Desperately Wants to See, his Greatest Hopes and Dreams, and literally broadcasted it on live video to that actual person?? having your feelings about them exposed while you aren’t even conscious of it–can you imagine?? like, i would literally die?? i wonder if keith knows shiro saw that and I 100% hope they had a good long talk about it

i’ve also seen people mention that the bom was testing shiro too, and it definitely seems like when kolivan says things he’s always gauging shiro’s reaction. either way, watching the trial was clearly taxing on shiro as well, and i think it’d be mutually beneficial for them to share their feelings on it 

Because There Is Never Enough LaFluff

More LaFluff headcanons

LaFluff Tag

  • Sometimes, when Lance is feelings down or he’s too quiet, someone, usually Shiro will start beat boxing, quickly followed by Hunk, Keith will help slapping the table with rhythm while Pidge and Allura have a collab rap, all while Coran is moving his arms wildly behind the entire scene. It never fails to make Lance laugh.
  • Not even kidding, in every planet they go, Lance takes ten minutes of his day to try and convince Allura and Coran to adopt one of the Planet’s pets. (He doesn’t ask Shiro because Shiro is just as weak for pets.) He doesn’t get to keep them, but he takes selfies with all of them, so they live in his heart.
  • Blue and Lance play fetch.  Enough said.
  • Lance sometimes has like extra training sessions because he asked Shiro and Keith to help him with the close range combat. More than often, they end up on the middle of the floor, panting, sweating, exhausted but content, sharing stories and praising each other. It’s funny because sometimes Lance and Keith are in the middle laying down after an endless competitive spar between them but they are so stubborn to know who won that the continue to slap each other weakly in the arm, stomach, face and Shiro is just shaking with laughter at the sight bc it’s so petty.
  • Lance mentioned the 80 era one time to Coran and then the Altean proceed to launch an entire week dedicated to the 80. Songs, decoration, food, everything and that’s how the Modern Paladin got a hold of their 84 counter parts. (“Uh…where did you guys got this, Coran?” “No one shall never know.” “Okay then…” )
  • Lance song writes, just like he plays the guitar. (You can rip these head canons out of my cold dead clammy and dry hands.) ((Also, they found a C O W in space, fite me on the fact they can find a guitar.))
  • Extending on the guitar thing; I like to believe he plays it for his team like –
  • Whenever Pidge is stubbornly fighting back the sleep, Lance will come in casually, take a seat beside her silently and Pidge will glare at him, knowing his intentions but as soon as Lance starts playing, she’s out like *snap finger* that. Lance always carries her back to her room.
  • For Hunk, he plays it when he’s feelings anxious. Lance encourages him to sing along with him and they end up singing at the top of their lungs the theme of toy story ‘You’ve got a friend in me’.
  • With Keith it’s actually a surprise, because they were hanging out in the living room, each of them minding their own business, until Lance started playing and it caught Keith’s attention. He tried to act nonchalantly when Lance asked him if he liked it but then, Lance starts singing, and Keith continues the song unconsciously, his eyes never leaving the tablet he’s playing on but his words never missing a beat. Lance can only watch from the corner of his eye in awe, because it doesn’t look like Keith’s even aware of his own singing. I JUST.WANT.THEM.TOBOND.AND.SING.TOGETHER.
  • For Shiro, they share music tips because Shiro used to play when he was younger. They bond over Shiro teaching Lance new songs from his home and some tricks. Lance’s soft songs are usually on the background for when they are debating some plan until Shiro calls him up to know his opinion on a certain plan.
  • Coran and Allura actually reach out to Lance and ask him to play some for them, being quite curious and amazed by the earth customs on music.
  • You know that trick people do where you have to balance a spoon on the bridge of your nose??? The team has a weekly contest of it but with sporks. They convinced Coran and Allura it was Team Bonding. Lance usually wins and Keith had threatened to kill him with the spork more than once.
  • I like the headcanon that the team sometimes play hide and seek and one time Lance went to Allura in her room and beg her to hide him so she hid him under the bed and when Pidge came into the room looking for Lance, Allura was like ???????? Nope. No Lance here. And proceed to kick him under the blanket when he snickered. He stayed after that and joined the gossip session with Allura and the Mice.
  • Lance is Hunk’s First Taster to everything new he does. E v e r y t h I n g. Well, right after Coran, because the Altean makes sure everything is editable before it goes into Lance’s mouth. No sick Lance, thx.
  • One time, the team found look-a-like marshmallows and proceed to make a competition on how many marshmallow they could fit in their mouth. Shiro won with 160. Lance tried to beat him and ended up with only fifteen before he freaking spat out the entire mush of marshmallows on Keith’s lap after Shiro made him laugh. Hence, another threat from Keith with the spork.
  • Sometimes, when they have a bad mission, Lance tries to let the team be moody for a while before he picks up his guitar and starts playing. Slowly, they are all together on the living room and Lance changes the pace and then the song is upbeat, pushing them and nudging the team to get up and dance at the beat. At some point, Lance leaves his guitar, connects his cellphone to the castle’s speakers and then the entire living room is a disco and they are all dancing. ((A few songs later it’s time for slow dances and guess who fucking slow dance, yeah, thats fucking right, that paring you have in mind. imagine.))