shirley x jeff

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“Jeffrey, could you come with me and explain the last chapter to me?” Shirley asked as the rest of the study group filed out.

Jeff followed Shirley to their usual supply closet. “You know, you’re making it more conspicuous by asking me for study help,” he told her. “I mean, why would you ask me?”

“And you’re blaming me for that? It’s not my fault you’re useless for everything except what we’re doing!” She gasped and covered her mouth. “That was really mean.”

Jeff grinned at her and said, “I loved it.” He leaned down to kiss her hard. As she kissed back, she slid her hands under his sweater to feel his stomach and chest, then grabbed his ass.

He pulled off his sweater and t-shirt. Shirley abruptly jumped away from him.

He frowned. “Is something wrong? This is usually your favorite part.” He looked down. “I didn’t get fat, did I?”

She rubbed his stomach and looked him in the eyes. “Jeffrey,” she said seriously. “You did not get fat since I last saw you yesterday. I just thought I heard footsteps coming.”

“Are you really that embarrassed by me?” he asked.

“It’s nothing personal,” she said. “You’re sweet and any woman would be lucky to call you hers.”

“Then why…” Jeff asked.

“Well, we are living in sin,” she said. “And I spent so much time judging Britta. She’d never let me hear the end of it!”

“You could be less judgmental,” Jeff suggested.

“Please be realistic, Jeffrey,” Shirley said.

“Sorry,” he said immediately. He kissed down her neck. “You consider it shameful if it’s any relationship where we’re not married, right?” Jeff asked. “I mean, it wouldn’t be different if it was, like… a serious thing that could result in marr– more seriousness… eventually?”

She tilted her head. “Why are you asking?”

“Nothing!” he said. “I was just curious what you’d be like if you were with someone else who wasn’t selected based on their ability to give you orgasms in a broom closet. It was a stupid hypothetical. Anyway, speaking of giving you orgasms in a broom closet…” He dropped to his knees.

Shirley looked down at him. “Jeffrey, did you want this to be a serious relationship? Because I was under the impression that you don’t really do that.”

“I don’t!” he said quickly.

“Okay,” Shirley said. She looked at him sternly and said, “Because if you did want a serious relationship and you didn’t tell me and you let me hurt you by using you for your beautiful, beautiful body and you were secretly not enjoying this at all because you feel like I don’t appreciate you for more than sex–”

“I get the idea,” Jeff said. “That’s far, far from what’s happening. I love hooking up with you and you’re a really good friend, but we’re too different. And…” He frowned a little. “I could never be anyone’s step-dad so… I’m happy with this being exactly what it is.”

“Okay, good,” she said, petting his hair.

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This is me when I read this😍 I would love this end. And let’s all thank Garrett Donovan for suggesting this Jeff and Annie end❤️❤️☺️

Oh, there’s a river that winds on forever
I’m gonna see where it leads
Oh, there’s a mountain that no man has mounted
I’m gonna stand on the peak

Out there’s a land that time don’t command
Wanna be the first to arrive
No time for ponderin’ why I’m a-wanderin’
Nowhere the buses lay

To the ends of the earth would you follow me?
There’s a world that was meant for our eyes to see
To the ends of the earth would you follow me?
If you will have a say my goodbyes to me

Oh, there’s an island where all things are silent
I’m gonna whistle a tune
Oh, there’s a desert that size can’t be measured
I’m gonna count all the dunes

Out there’s a world that calls for me, girl
Headin’ out into the unknown
Wayfarin’ strangers and all kinds of danger
Please don’t say I’m going alone

To the ends of the earth would you follow me?
There’s a world that was meant for our eyes to see
To the ends of the earth would you follow me?
Well if you want, I will say my goodbyes to me

I was a-ready to die for you, baby
Doesn’t mean I’m ready to stay
What good is livin’ a life you’ve been given
If all you do is stand in one place

I’m on a river that winds on forever
Follow ‘til I get where I’m goin’
Maybe I’m headin’ to die but I’m still gonna try
I guess I’m goin’ alone

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Ok but can we acknowledge how flawlessly perfect the song choice was for the Community finale??? Because seriously… The words, the melody - so fitting, so amazing. A++ on song choice.

(Also please tell me I’m not the only one who is listening to this song on repeat… In the dark… While sobbing to myself.)

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Community Rarepairs Week (¾)
Community text posts: Jeff x Shirley・Dean Pelton x Dean Spreck・Pierce x Shirley・Jeff x Chang・Annie Edison x Annie Kim・Jeff x Pierce・Annie x Shirley・Craig x Britta 


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Jeff x annie gifset per episode: Communication Studies

It’s valentine’s week. When the Greendale Human Being is the Cupid Being, delivering your gift to that special someone. But remember, cupid’s face is magic marker on nylon, so love is not only blind But also dizzy and a little belligerent. .

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Community Rarepairs Week (4/4)
Community text posts: Annie x Britta x Shirley・Jeff x Chang・Craig x Britta・Jeff x Pierce・Britta x Subway・Annie x Britta・Jeff x Vicki・Britta x Shirley・Frankie x Elroy 

Shirley : Tell me you’ve noticed how small his nipples are.
Jeff : Not engaging.
Shirley : What ? It’s not gossip when it’s fact ! My kids have got hamsters with bigger nips.
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Shirley : Well, that’s a cool shirt.
Vaughn : Thank you. Thank you very much.
Shirley : Where’s it from ?
[…]
Jeff: You’re the devil !
Shirley : I know.

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