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  • Suzaku: So where's Lelouch?
  • Shirley: I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
  • Suzaku: ???
  • Shirely: ...
  • Suzaku: *huge sigh* Well, thank goodness. If you've stopped caring, then Lelouch and I can come out.
  • Shirley: Come...out? Why the hell are you asking ME where Lelouch is if you already know?!
  • Suzaku: I meant that we could come out of the closet.
  • Shirley: IS LELOUCH HIDING FROM ME IN THE CLOSET? THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!
  • Suzaku: I'm about 100% certain that he's not in the closet to hide from you.
  • Shirley: I'm gonna find out! *marches over to Student Council closet* Lelou, you can come out now!
  • Suzaku: Uh, Shirley...
  • Shirley: *yanks open door* LELOU-- huh? Suzaku, he already came out.
  • Suzaku: Not that one. It's a metaphorical closet. It means Lelouch and I are gay.
  • Shirley: G...ay...?
  • Suzaku: Yeah... We didn't want to tell you in case you got upset, but if you don't care anymore...
  • Shirley: I totally want you two to be happy!
  • Suzaku: Wow, Shirley, you're taking this much better than we'd thought you would. Thanks a bunch.
  • Shirley: Sure, Suzaku! You must think I'm heartless. Say, what kinds of things do you and Lelou do when you're gay anyway?
  • Suzaku: You know, I think I'm gonna let Lelouch handle that one.
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  • *FAST FORWARD*
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  • Lelouch: Suzaku. At a time of my choosing, I'm not going to talk to you for 47.25 minutes. Because that's how long I had to endure Shirley going into hysterics.
  • Suzaku: About what? She took it so well the other day!
  • Lelouch: I had to clarify. She thought you meant that you and I were happy together.
  • Suzaku: But we ARE happy together.
  • Lelouch: ...While I love you dearly, you can be SUCH an idiot. Between you and Shirley, no wonder the message didn't get across.
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  • Milly: Where are Lelouch and Suzaku?
  • Shirley: THEY'RE OUT OF THE CLOSET, AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!