the signs as guy fieri’s “63 ways to say ‘man, that’s good’”
aries: that’s duck-a-licious!
taurus: send me home and call me buford - that is money!
gemini: those are the culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavor town!
cancer: brother, that’s beyond working for me!
leo: that’s slamma jamma in Alabama!
virgo: that just kung-fued my palate, dude!
libra: that’s dreamy and creamy!
scorpio: that’s a mack daddy patty!
sagittarius: the flavor jets just turned on. they’re trying to shut down the flavor fire i’ve got in my mouth.
capricorn: i’m having a hash-licious experience!
aquarius: this is the state bird of flavor town, baby.
pisces: this is kind of like licking the volcano in flavor town!