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JiKook :)

anonymous asked; Jikook + Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law; and who gets horny I’m awkward places. Love you 🌹
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  • Who doesn’t like their mother in law: hm i honestly don’t see either of them not liking their mother in law… like they are both from Busan so maybe they were brought up similarly and have definitely seen the other’s parents a lot… wah this is too hard, i would honestly say neither :)
  • who gets horny in awkward places: omg headcannon time!! so I think it’d definitely be Jungkook because he is younger and may not have all his hormones in check. but the most awkward is one day the group is preforming No More Dream for their three year anniversary and Jimin lifts his shirt but his abs aren’t super distinct and Jungkook almost loses it because he loves seeing Jimin healthy and the sweat is definitely not helping
  • Who wakes the other one up with kisses: Jimin because he is usually up before Kook and lord knows Jungkook takes a long time to actually get up so Jimin resorts to jumping on top of Jungkook and smothering him with kisses, no matter where they are. Soon they both know Jungkook is awake but neither stop because damn it feels good and its nice to be alone like that.
  • Who is the morning person/night person; Jungkook is the night person, always staying up with some sort of excuse to Jimin because Jimin just wants to fall asleep cuddling (and its the only way he can have a pieceful sleep but he doesnt tell Jungkook that) but Jungkook always has to perfect new dance moves or sitting in the studio with Yoongi learning how to produce. Jimin is the morning person, he loves getting up early and watching the sun rise slowly over the Seoul skyline. He loves to just sit at the kitchen table with cereal or tea or whatever he eats that morning and just daydream because the sunrise is so comforting to him
  • Who is the romantic one; they both are complete saps for the other but in this case I think Jungkook would be more romantic, in the sense that he is always making sure Jimin is okay, like he will constantly ask, “Have you eaten today baby?” or “You look tired let’s take a small nap, ill cuddle you.” and every member of bangtan knows Jungkook loves Jimin to no end even if he is sometimes too scared to vocalize it just because of how protective he is
  • Who is the more cuddly one: Jimin is like a monkey on a tree, he loves skinship, especially cuddling and especially cuddling with Jungkook. Like i said before, Jimin has a better time sleeping when he is cuddled up to Jungkook so he is always the one calling or texting or even calling through the dorm “Jungkookie, I want your cuddles.” and Jungkook is so whipped he always agrees unless he has to get something done
  • Who cooks: Jungkook because he wants to make sure Jimin is eating well but he usually lets seokjin cook or something (although he did surprise jimin with a special anniversary dinner that he learned from seokjin)
  • Favorite nonsexual activity: dancing !!!!!!! they are part of the dance line, and they both love dancing, of course they would do it together!!! but their favorite thing to do is stay rlly late at the practice building and they put on rlly slow music and they slow dance together. Like Jungkook will put his hand on Jimin’s waist and jimin will rest his hand on jungkooks shoulder and it’s like the perfect proportions bc jimin can rest his head on jungkooks chest and close his eyes and listen to how fast his heart is beating and jimin gets worried but jungkook just whispers (its what you do to me) and pdogihlfsailgdklkILDAFHKSHSAIDLKAIGLDHKAFIHGLDK
  • Their favorite place to be together: their dorm, where they can kiss and cuddle and fuck and just be together without any interruptions
  • Any traditions: every year anniversary they spend the day outside, exploring the city and having a good time together. they request the day off and free of the guys and spend it together.
  • Their “song”: “Right Here in My Arms” by HIM Jungkook loves to sing it to Jimin on occasions where neither can fall asleep
  • What they do for each other on holidays: hm I think Jungkook gets tickets to Busan, their hometown and they visit their families and stuff. While Jimin gets Jungkook something a lil more intimate ;;;;;;;))))))))
  • Where did they go for their honeymoon: Jimin insisted on going to another country, instead of the traditional Korea honeymoon, and Jungkook agreed, so they decided on the most peaceful, tranquil place to go Hawaii. They get to swim in the ocean and watch the beautiful sunset from a different place
  • Where did they first meet: the BigHit trainee dorms. Jungkook was a new trainee and got roomed with Taehyung, where they became good friends, and Taehyung and jimin were already super close before jungkook came so jimin came to taehyungs room and saw this cute lil jungkookie on his bed awkwardly reading a book while all the other trainees had friends and jimin went over to the bed, ignoring taehyungs calls and struck up a conversation
  • Any pets: aside from Jungkooks dog, they don’t have any pet, until later on when they get married and arent idols anymore, they will definitely get a lot more dogs haha
  • What do they fight over: they dont seem like a couple that fights a lot but probably over something like health. Jimin dieting or working out and not eating, and Jungkook gets upset or Jungkook works lte and never gets to see jimin much anymore so yea
  • Do they go on vacations, if so where: they will go if they are allowed by management but they would definitely go somewhere sunny and warm, so they can go outside and enjoy the nature instead of being stuck somewhere cold and inside
  • Who kills the bugs; Jungkook, he always hears screams from rooms and when he comes running he sees Jimin standing, pointing to a bug and Jungkook wants to get mad but he just cant bc jimin looks so cute 
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Who hogs the sheets; Jungkook, this boy rolls around in his sleep sometimes and sometimes he ends up falling off the bed but he never wakes up, he just lays there, asleep with the covers and Jimin laughs and takes a few pics bc jungkooks face is so funny before he wakes the poor boy up
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Who hates mornings; Jungkook !!!!!!!!!
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Who’s cranky before they had their coffee; definitely Jungkook haha, that boy stays up so late that when he gets up he need coffee or something to help him get up
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Who drives; i think Jimin has his drivers licence so probably him, and Jungkook would have Jimin teach him so he can go get his licence
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Who had a scene phase; do we need to be reminded of predebut jungkook? i think that was a lil bit emo tbh, so him.
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Who wore braces; Jimin probably, idk if either had them but Jimin’s teeth look a lil straighter (aside from the cute lil crooked one in the front)
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Who got bullied; I think Jungkook because he seems like he was quite reserved in school, like introverted and he maybe got teased about it
  • Who is louder? JIMINJIMINJIMINJIMIN !!!!! both in bed and not lmao, Jimin is always the one to let out long moans that wake up the other members and they always tease Jimin for it but jimin just responds, “at least i got some big dick” and Jungkook ends up choking on his breakfast and seokjin almost faints bc ewww
  • Who is more experimental? Jungkook, the lil man is always wanting to bring in something new every time they have a lot of time and honestly, jimin is up for pretty much anything once
  • Who takes more risks? in bed? jimin takes a risk every time he agrees to experiment with something in bed. outside of bed is probably jungkook, he wants to anything and everything once and sometimes its dangerous but he always things of it as a long journey of fun
  • Do they fuck or make love? most times they fuck, a quick endeavor full of toys and kinks and all sorts of stuff but there are some times where one person needs it or its a special event and they will make it the slowest love making session of all times. and although the members are disgusted they are happy for the two
  • Lights on or off? Lights on, jungkook insists, “so I can see your beautiful body baby.” and jimin blushes and agrees, although sometimes he may feel a bit insecure, it all disappears when he sees the look in jungkook’s eyes
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Jungkook definitely forgets to lock the door all the damn time and honestly neither are complaining because when jimin sees jungkook like that its a total turn on and they end up fucking anyways
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? neither, i think both are quite content with their sex life and dont feel the need to invite anyone in. but maybe jimin if i had to pick??
  • Who comes first? Jungkook, although he tries to last all the sensations are way to overwhelming and he always finishes first, although he ALWAYS makes sure Jimin comes, always.
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Jungkook loves sucking Jimin off, this is a known fact through all of bangtan. because trust me, the members havent walked in a lot of times, but when they have, its ALWAYS when jimin is all the way down jungkooks throat, face fucking him and jimin absolutely loves the warm feeling of jungkooks mouth, he thinks if he died right there with jungkooks lips around his cock he would die happy
  • Who is more submissive? even though he is usually the top, Jungkook is the more submissive, always listening to jimin’s demands, whether it be to go faster or suck him of or anything, there isnt any time where jungkook denies jimin, because the older has no problem in spanking the naughty jungkook
  • Who usually initiates things? jimin has to, unless jungkook is super super needy, he is usually too shy to start anything, usually he wil lay his head in jimin’s lap and trace his fingers along jimins thighs and the latter gets the hint and initiates things
  • Who is more sensitive? Jimin, especially his thighs and ass. he is always whimpering and moaning whenever jungkook so much as skims his fingers along jimins thighs (which is coincidentally his favorite part of jimin)
  • Who has the most patience? honestly neither of them lmaoo, they both want to get what they want then and there, but i think in bed jungkook has way more patience, where as jimin is always demanding everything then and there, and lbr he always gets it
  • Which kinks do they share? SO MANY!!! almost any kink they have is shared between them but some that make repeated appearances (even in quickies) is pet play (jungkook is always kitten), toys, bruising (on thighs or hips from gripping hard), even hair pulling (which turns Jimin on to no end, he loves having his hair pulled)

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MEMEAGE: tagged by @aurieackerman​ ♡♡♡

RULES: list 5 OTPs from 5 fandoms and tag 10 people to pass it on.

  • Uchiha Sasuke ♥ Uzumaki Naruto → Naruto 
  • Mikasa Ackerman ♥ Jean Kirstein → Shingeki no Kyojin 
  • Roy Mustang ♥ Edward Elric → Fullmetal Alchemist 
  • Chihaya Ayase ♥ Taichi Mashima → Chihayafuru 
  • Li Chang Ge ♥  Ashina Sun → Chang Ge Xing 

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Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
  • "I got you a little something..."
  • "You look adorable in that."
  • "Flowers? For me?"
  • "Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
  • "I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
  • "I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
  • "Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
  • "Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
  • "I already ordered pizza for tonight."
  • "Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
  • "I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
  • "What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
  • "Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
  • "Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
  • "You did all this for me?"
  • "Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
  • "You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
  • "I will protect you, no matter what."
  • "Let's get a little tipsy for science."
  • "Wow. You look amazing."
  • "If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
  • "I love you so much."
  • "Shall we climb into bed?"
  • "You tried and that's what counts."
  • "I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
  • "I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
  • "We should go to the festival!"
  • "You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
  • "How would you feel about getting married?"
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top 50 all time ships (as voted by my followers)
#28. jim and pam - t h e  o f f i c e
“for a really long time that’s all i had. little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. and a lot of people told me i was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who i worked with, but i think even then i knew, i was waiting for my wife.”

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who is more likely to hurt the other?
who is emotionally stronger?
who is physically stronger?
who is more likely to break a bone? 
who knows best what to say to upset the other? 
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? 
who treats who’s wounds more often? 
who is in constant need of comfort? 
who gets more jealous? 
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 
who will propose? 
who has the most difficult parents?
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 
who comes up for the other all the time? 
who hogs the blankets? 
who gets more sad? 
who is better at cheering the other up? 
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
who is more streetwise?
who is more wise?
who’s the shyest? 
who boasts about the other more? 
who sits on who’s lap?