ships-meme

KISS MEME
Dorian/Cullen + 3 (’good morning’ kiss) + 19 (sad kiss)

for @morweneledhwen

thank you for being so patient! ♥
not sure if this conveys the sad as desired

So my friend sent me a RWBY Shipping chart and asked me who I shipped.

(orginal chart belongs to Ronin of Death on deviantart.)
http://roninofdeath.deviantart.com/art/RWBY-shipping-Meme-Chart-Blank-481546475


And a few hours later….

I think I have a problem.
What makes it worse is that I have a full explanation behind every ship.
I am not joking I discuss them at length if asked.
Name a ship and I will vigorously debate you.

  • Dana Ward:Juliet Watson? Nah, what a bitch, what a- [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Juliet spill out of torn jeans] w-what a dork, I mean, these aren't mine, I'm just- [gathering them up frantically, sweating] listen, I just- fuck [thousands of pictures of Juliet scatter across the floor] shit, I'm holding them for a friend just listen-

968: Jonathan gets impulsive under too much stress

Title: The Only Act

Author: skinned-skeletons

Pairing: No Ship

Words: 870

Content Warnings: Self harm, hint at rape, hint at bullying, relapse, blood, harmful thinking

Summary: The stress of life begins to take its toll on Jonathan again. He swore never again, but life in high school and after it seemed so bleak.

Comments: This is based on personal experiences and as well as the experiences of others. If you have self-harm urges of your own, please don’t hide it. It’s painful and hard but please find help if you haven’t already. And in some way, this is a vent fic. This fic is a standalone work and is as if Jonathan was never haunted by Sock.

Keep reading

I got bored okay ? NOZOELI FOR THE ULTIMATE SHIP MEME

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - Until the death seperate them >:)
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Nozomi fall, how we all know, at the first sight in love with Eli and Eli fall at the first sight in love with Nozomi. Perfect Love Story <3
  • How was their first kiss? - Lets just say Honoka and banana peel

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - Eli
  • Who is the best man/men? - Umi and Maki (Soldier Trio 4 the win)
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Nico and Kotori
  • Who did the most planning? Nozomi                                                                       
  • Who stressed the most? - Eli
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Nobody

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - Elichika :3
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - both xD They are like horny teen’s
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? -The real question is… then do they stop ?
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - of course ;)
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - 3 and 2 from them are twins, Saki (the older one) who has Eli’s hair while Tomoe has Nozomi’s violet hair, bu they both have Nozomi’s Eyes, and then there is Anastasia who has Nozomi’s hair and Eli’s eyes
  • How many children will they adopt? - /
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Eli
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Actually Eli, I couldn’t see Nozomi scold her children
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Eli again, after all her Aunty Honoka and Aunty Rin teached them all the stuff
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nozomi
  • Who is the more loved parent? - They love their parents <3 But Tomoe loves Nozomi more because Eli is always so overprotective, but she still loves her too
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - both
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Oh Papachika xD
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Nozomi

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - Nozomi
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - none of them really
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - since Nozomi cooks Eli do the grocery shopping
  • How often do they bake desserts? - Every weekend
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They are open for everything
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Eli :D
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Nozomi
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -none of them

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - they take turns
  • Who is really against chores? -they both know how important that is
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Nozomi
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Eli xD
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Eli
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Nozomi and she took it as a sign from the gods *cough*

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Eli
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they both do together
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every fucking holidays
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - To be forever together ~ :D (no really, they don’t have real goals, they are happy how it is)
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Eli
  • Who plays the most pranks? -Nozomi of course :3


Feel always free to suggest a pairing ~

anonymous asked:

Tracy and Theo #57

Get ready for angst!!!

57. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”

Tracy walks back into the room in the tunnels, Josh and Corey moving out of her way, knowing how she really feels from her chemosignals. Theo is hot on her tail, eyes narrowed at the tiny girl who makes her way down the hall to the rooms.

“Tracy!” He growls when she ignores him, “Tracy! Stop!”

Although she wants to keep walking, she can’t seem to continue after her Alpha tells her to stop. So she does, back still facing him and arms crossed in font of her chest.

Theo grabs ahold of her arms and drags her into their shared room, “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing,” she shakes her arm out of his hand, “I’m fine.”

Theo scoffs, “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”

Tracy looks away, debating on telling him that she wasn’t comfortable with him lying to her about the plan. That she wasn’t comfortable being used as bait to something that could kill her without even looking at her. She swallows as the memory of him going through her mind and bringing up her past flashed across her eyes.

She looks at him, eyes misty and his heart hurts at the sight, “I don’t want to talk about what happened.”

Theo nods, “You can come find me when you want to talk.” He wants to reach out and touch her, show her he’s sorry for what happened but he needed her to have her defenses down if the plan was going to work, so he doesn’t. 

Instead he turns and leaves the room and Tracy hugs her arms around herself, sinking down to the bed. She trusts Theo, knows he wouldn’t put her in harms way if he couldn’t save her but right now…right now she doesn’t even trust herself.

Send me a character + a number and I’ll write you a drabble

Folken Grymtooth

Tagged By
@aysundemiir

Full Name
Folken Grymtooth

Gender and Sexuality
Male // Heterosexual

Ethnicity/Species
Highlander // Hyur

Birthplace and Birthdate
Somewhere in Northern Gyr Abania // 11th Sun of the 3rd Astral Moon,  1545 6AE

Guilty Pleasures
Fishing
Whittling
Sin

Phobias
Aviophobia, fear of flying. He takes great issue with being aboard airships in particular.

What They Would Be Famous For
While he tends to keep a lower profile these days, there was a time where he was notorious for particular brands of savagery on and off the battlefield. These acts earned him his surname, naturally.

What Have They / Would They Gotten Arrested For
While never having been arrested in any of the city states he certainly has done things outside of them, and sometimes inside of them that would warrant such. Many acts are forgiven or turned a blind eye to during times of war. If he were to be shackled currently, it would be for assault or straight up murder.

OC You Ship Them With
Ashlin Farblade, obviously!

OC Most Likely To Murder Them
I can’t think of any that would have the means, motive, or even skill to do it. Not to mention the guts to attempt it.

Favorite Book Genre
Training/Combat Manuals and transcripts.

Least Favorite Book Cliché
Drama Preserving Handicap

Talents and/or Powers
Skilled in most forms of physical combat, power of the Echo.

Why Someone Might Love Them
He has a fierce determination when he is set to task, and while often stubborn he has an unflinching commitment to those important to him. Strength in multiple areas is often seen as an attractive trait as well.

Why Someone Might Hate Them
He can often be cruel, and is prone to condescension towards those he feels are weak or beneath him. His confidence can come across as egotistical which naturally rubs some people the wrong way.

How They Change
Folken changes rarely, and most often it’s for himself and not others. Generally distrustful towards others, contact with certain individuals over his recent history have opened him up a bit, most importantly towards Ashlin. Just don’t accuse him of going soft.

Why You Love Them
Just look at him, he’s a beast! I find him aesthetically pleasing certainly, he looks damn cool even if I have some remorse on his overall character design from a background/personality perspective. I greatly enjoy his pairing with Ashlin.

Tagging @neener-nina @merkurrie @xantchawalker @scoundrel-ship (hurr)

Capricorn Woman & Scorpio Man Ultimate Ship Meme (No Requests Allowed)
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General:

·         Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs.

·         How long will they last? – As long as they love each other they might as well reincarnate together in the next life for an eternity.

·         How quickly did/will they fall in love? – Instantly, but not romantically until much later.

·         How was their first kiss? – Awkward and embarrassing.

Wedding:

·         Who proposed? – Capricorn.

·         Who is the best man? – Scorpio’s sibling(s).

·         Who is the bridesmaids? – Capricorn’s sibling(s).

·         Who did the most planning? – Capricorn thinks she did it but Scorpio just has similar tastes to her and didn’t feel a need to disagree.

·         Who stressed the most? – Capricorn (and Scorpio but he won’t admit it).

·         How fancy was the ceremony? – It made Star Wars look cheap.
Back of a pick-up truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

·         Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Their enemies or people that betrayed/hurt them.

 Sex:

·         Who is on top? – Depends on the day.

·         Who is the one to instigate things? – Whoever succumbs first.

·         How healthy is their sex life? – Healthy enough that they already have kids after the first couple of years of marriage. Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They can’t keep their hands off of each other.

·         How kinky are they? – They are all about mind games and mental stimulation, it’s not physical it’s psychological for them. Lots of talking is involved with this couple, and teasing. Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

·         How rough are they in bed? – Rather than rough, the word creative would be better. They like to satisfy each other (their biggest worry is failing or messing up) so, doing whatever the other person wants as long as it’s not totally out of their comfort zone will be the silver lining during sexual activities. Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

·         How much cuddling / snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Misc:

·         Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Scorpio.

·         Who takes care of the “dog/cat/turtle/raccoon/whatever helpless animal” that passes by? – Scorpio (all Capricorn’s fault btw, she brought all the animals home with pitiful eyes that Scorpio couldn’t resist. Not that he wasn’t an animal lover already but… *sighs* Capricorn.)

·         How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Often but modestly. Just enough to show some holiday spirit and fun, nothing flashy unless it’s their favorite holiday.

·         What are their goals for the relationship? – To merge their souls for an eternity. Or have a family and be together forever. Probably both though, yeah.

·         Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Capricorn. (Scorpio doesn’t have the heart to wake her so, he’ll just sit there eating breakfast, playing with her hair and watching TV until she wakes up cause she sleeps like a log, nothing wakes her up. Plus, she looks cute and innocent when she’s asleep.)

·         Who plays the most pranks? – Scorpio. 

Children:

  • How     many children will they have naturally? – 2.
  • Who     gets stuck with the most diapers? – Scorpio.
  • Who     is the stricter parent? – Capricorn.
  • Who     stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Both.
  • Who     remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Capricorn.
  • Who     is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Neither, Capricorn is smart enough to home school her children!
  • Who     cried the most at graduation? – Scorpio. 
  • Who     is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Both. 

Cooking: 

  • Who     does the most cooking? – Capricorn     (because Scorpio isn’t allowed in the kitchen when his wife’s cooking…)
  • Who     is the most picky in their food choice? – Capricorn.
  • Who     does the grocery shopping? – Both.
  • Are     they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Meat. 
  • Who     is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Capricorn.
  • Who     is more likely to suggest going out? – Scorpio.
  • Who     is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – Scorpio.

Chores: 

  • Who     cleans the room? – Both.
  • Who     is really against chores? – Neither,     they like to keep things clean. 
  • Who     cleans up after the pets? – Both.
  • Who     is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Scorpio.
  • Who     stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Capricorn.

~Ririchi ♑  

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