Pledis: Okay you guys it is FINALLY time! We are going to release a dark concept!
Jun: Thank God
Joshua: *quietly* noo
Vernon: *high fives S.Coups*
Pledis: Um maybe because you have only done cute concepts since debut, and Carats are ready to see you be mysterious, dangerous, bad and show yourselves as tortured souls.
Minghao: *looks up with puppy eyes* I thought we already were tough?
Seungkwan: *pulls out nail file and begins filing nails* Yeah our manly image exudes in every performance we give!
Jeonghan: *rolls eyes*
Pledis: Whatever. Look I want you to come strong with the action and charisma. We need mega sex appeal!
Dino: Pretty sure I’m not legal
Hoshi: Pretty sure nobody cares, SO! I have a great idea for the outfits!
Woozi:*under breath* of course you do
Pledis: Tell me
Hoshi: How about we wear these really cool jackets and we ta–
Pledis: TAKE THEM OFF AND SHOW BARE SKIN! GREAT IDEA! Usually that’s something Starship would do, but it’s not like that’s helped them one bit so we can do that most definitely!
Hoshi: I was going to say that when we take them off we reveal a track suit underneath!
Joshua: *raises hand* I second this idea.
S.Coups: Wow that is sexy! And how about we have a lot of spy and espionage type things, maybe even sho–
Pledis: SHOW YOU GUYS KILLING OR BEING KILLED IN LIKE A SUPER TRAGIC WAY! THAT IS GENIUS!
S.Coups: No…I was going to say we can show a bunch of maps and kind of stand out on in a soccer field or something.
Seungkwan: And I can even have a restless sleep with a ship in a bottle behind me!
Vernon: Wow, This dark concept sounds awesome. Move over BAP. We’re about to be the top dogs of darkness!
Wonwoo: I want to dye my hair blonde, I want to really show the bad boy look
Mingyu: And we did get the okay to dye my hair out of this ridiculous orange color right? It’s bad enough having one video with this color I DEF don’t want two.
Pledis: DO ANY OF YOU BOYS EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF DARK CONCEPT???? NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SUGGESTED ARE EVEN DARK!!!!
S.Coups: Oh so you want us to suggest something dark to you?
S.Coups: *gestures to Jeonghan*
Jeonghan: *flicks his hair back and walks over to Pledis*
Jeonghan: *puts hand on Pledis shoulder*
Jeonghan: *leans in and whispers* If you don’t let us do whatever the CENSORED we want to CENSORED do then we’ll leave you and your CENSORED company in the dust so fast you’ll be kissing Nu’est butts with chapstick to try and hit it big again. Got it?
S.Coups: *yells* DID YOU GET THE FREAKING PICTURE?!!
Pledis: *jumps* Y-yes Sir…I mean Sirs!
S.Coups: Good, now go. And don’t come back unless you have our paychecks and a–
Dino: bag of skittles!
S.Coups: *rolls eyes* Bag of skittles in your hands!
Pledis: *turns and leaves*
Joshua: So….when did we get so bold exactly?
Hoshi: when we realized our record sales were the only thing that was keeping the lights on.
Joshua: I’ll admit, it does feel a little good.
Jeonghan: *stands back up* I’ll be back. I want to go scream at him again and see if he’ll cry this time.
So I really ship Eugene and Frankie now. I will call them Genekie (like Velma’s jinkies catchphrase because I am a nerd), and I will build this ship by myself if I have to. They have such natural chemistry, and even before she knew that Eugene could make the pills, Frankie was kind to him. She was very affectionate, and she’s also a nurturer, being the wife who was looking out for Amber the most. Her sweet yet strong nature compliments Eugene’s more meek nature. She has social and physical intelligence, being a massage therapist, to go along with his book smarts.
LOOK AT THEM. SHE LITERALLY RUNS OVER AND HUGS HIM, SHE’S SO EXCITED AND JOYFUL BECAUSE OF HIM. AND SHE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY TOO. SHE ISN’T JUST USING FOR HIS INTELLIGENCE, SHE WANTS TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.