ships confessions

“I’m not here to service you, or your muse’s, sexual fantasies and desires. I DO NOT want to ship my muse with yours! Thirsty female characters are the WORST!! They won’t take no for an answer, and as soon as they realize you don’t want to write smut with them, they lose ALL interest! No smutty ship? They don’t want to know about anything else. Either that or anything non-shippy is half-assed and placed at the bottom of the reply pile. All they want is the D!“

“I came here to rp not to hook up, alright? I’m a male rper and this female mun went cray cray for my male muse AND me. In and out of character she pursued us like a dog on heat. Her muse was all over mine from the moment they met, obviously desperate for sex, but THEN she comes into my IM, OOC, to ask what MY name is, where I’M from, and if I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP?!! Talk about inappropriate. She was interested in getting with me for real! Soon it verged on sexual harassment! I had to block.“

Difficult Love Confessions

Anonymous asked: “Do you have any confession prompts where the person confessing is really bad with words or is known to regularly insult the other?”

1. “There’s-I should-I should say something. I know I’m… Me… But I like you. A lot.”

2. “Look, I like being around you. i like when you’re happy. I… I like your face.”

3. “This isn’t easy for me. I’ve never… Not like this. But. You matter you me. A lot.”

4. “If you got hurt… It’d hurt me. And not just ‘cause I’d jump in front of whatever was gonna hurt you.”

5. “I know, I don’t always act like it, but you’re… Special. In a good way.”

6. “If I tell you I… You know… Care about you… Would you laugh at me?”

7. “Your face is nice, but you’re more nice. I want to be around you a lot. And your face.” 

8. “I didn’t mean it like that. I was trying to… Tease you. That’s what you do, right? When you have… Feelings?”

~Some of these ended up sounding a little like Daily Odd Compliments. Oh Well. I hope they help!~

Different Hetalia Couples Coming Out

Ameripan: We both could have sworn we mentioned our relationship at least once before but now it’s been like 3+ years and apparently none of our family or friends know so fuck

Itager: Come out. World: what do you mean your dating NOW what’s been going on the past 70 years?? Yes we know what did you think we thought??

USUK: Well Arthur started this confession while he was absolutely smashed by grabbing Al’s arse but Alfred’s hopping on this train and rollin with it with all he’s got

FrUk: France somehow informed 19 nations within 3.5 minutes of them initially getting together. Sent pics. Arthur is tearing his hair out and it has been 5 fuckin minutes Francis what the hell

PruCan: Gilbert with picture of his bf: SEE THIS FACE? Ingrain it into your heads and remember it or I will brand this image on your forehead ARE WE CLEAR?
Canada: Ohmygosh! I’m so sorry, I hope this isn’t making anyone uncomfortable- DiD You JUsT MaKe A DiSSolVeD NATioN JokE HeLLo NauGhtY ChiDdrEn It’S MuRDeR TiMe

RoChu: The people close to them know but they’re very private otherwise because your sister is terrifying, Ivan. T. E. R. R. I. F. Y. I. N. G.

Spamano: Caught fucking on the conference table before a world meeting.

Confession Time- Prompt Batch

Anonymous Asked: “Hey! Do you happen to have any prompts for two old friends who bicker a lot and are just discovering they have feelings for each other? You know, typical rivals to lovers trope… Plus an awkward confession, if it isn’t too much? Thank you in advance! I love your blog a lot!”

Anonymous Asked: “Hi, could you please write a hitman/spy guy trying to apologize to the girl he had to give to the hitman boss and also trying confess his love for her?”

I’ve gotten several other requests that partially included confessions as well, so I figured I’d tackle them all here.

Different confession prompts:

As an apology:

1. “Look, I know this doesn’t make up for anything, but… I did it for you. So you’d be safe. Because I… care about you. A lot.”

2. “I know this isn’t the best time, but I thought you deserved to know: I… I love you. I have for… Longer than I can remember.”

3. “I didn’t have a choice. They never give me a choice. I could either let the one I love die-that’s you, by the way-or they’d… They’d go after your family.”

4. “Even if you can never forgive me, you deserve to know the truth. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

Frustrated:

5. “No, I won’t calm down! You almost died, and I can’t lose you! … Not you. Please, not you.”

6. “Don’t you get it? I-I’ve tried to tell you, so many times, but it’s like you aren’t listening!”

7. “Why? Because I love you, okay? Because I. Love. You.”

8. “Please, just think about this! If you do this, you could die! I can’t lose someone else that I-”

Awkwardly: (Popular request,)

9. “I-You know I’m not good at this stuff. Words, and junk. But… You’re important. To me.”

10. “We need to talk. About something important. I… I l… I love your face. And the stuff in it. and around it. Just you, in general.”

11. “So, the thing is-you know how we weren’t even friends? But then, you know, we were? Are? So…. What if I don’t want to be friends anymore? Not that I want to go back to hating you, more like… I want to start… Dating you.”

12. “We should date. For science. Because I like science. And you.”

13. “If I kissed you, would you punch me? Because I want to kiss you, but not if you’re going to punch me.”

Over-the-top Romantic:

14. “The thing is, it’s you, okay? It has always been you, for as long as I can remember. And even if you never feel the same, that won’t change.”

15. “I will always choose you. Every day. Every time. No matter what. Because I love you that much.”

16. “I’ll sing it, if I have to. Shout it from the rooftops. Whatever it takes to make you believe it.”

17. “When I look at you, I see something I haven’t seen in a long time: A future. But only if you want it.”

As A Goodbye:

18. “I know this is too little, too late, but you deserve to know.”

19. “We’ll see each other again, right? I still need to spend the rest of my life telling you how much I love you.”

20. “Shhh. Everything’s okay now, my love. I mean-No. No, that is what I mean.”

~I hope these help!~

Okay but am I the only one getting bad breakup vibes from FP & Alice?!? Like they were the power biker gang couple, I’m calling it, I want it! Give me those flashbacks!!