shipping my otp!

@lucidlucy <3 I did my best cause your stories deserve it, and I hope you enjoy the finished piece~

//Damn Im actually proud of me what is this//

PLEASE READ THIS WONDERFUL FANFICTION (Aegis In This World Or Any Other)  OMG IT’S WORTH IT <3<3 

HEY YOU!

Yes you! Do you like the ship Phan? Are you okay with the sfw little community? Do you have Wattpad?? If you’ve answered “Yes” to all of these questions, then listen up:
I made a Phaniction on my Wattpad page called Little Prince. My page name is EvasiveWriting. I only have a chapter up so far but I worked really hard on it. So please check it out if you’re interested! Okay, that is all. Thank youuu :D

OKAY I’VE HAD SOME TIME TO CALM DOWN…. not really

listen. i had to babysit my neighbors at 8:30 (here now watching order of the phoenix!!!! i’m emo) and the veep finale had JUST become available on the hbo app so i thought i’d squeeze it in before i left, assuming i would be disappointed on the dan/amy front as per usual and be able to Function™ afterwards (man……) we had so little interaction this season and all the interviews from the showrunners and reid and anna were like… “i dunno if we’ll ever get /there/” LMAOOSIDHFKHD I HAD 100% GIVEN UP ON THIS SHIP IN EVERY MANNER. i even thought maaayybe dan wasn’t even gonna be in the next season. BOY LITTLE DID WE KNOW. OH BOY I WAS NOT PREPARED they kept that under WRAPS!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!1 what the fuck

anyways in middle of the episode there was this moment during that meeting when amy goes “who knew we would finally get together” or something like that and the camera was on dan the Whole Time and i was like 👀 👀 👀 but that’s all we’re getting, right? W R O N G

and the episode goes on and it’s pretty good tbh and dan looks like a snack and a half in that motherfucking suit btw, rip me

and then the gang is all back together and i’m like?? wtf????? they’re in the same room maybe we’ll get a background conversation??

AND THEN. THE SCENE. THE S C E N E

they’re all doing their regular old business together and it feels like the good old days and AMY ASKS DAN TO HANG BACK A SEC WHAT THE FUCCKJKFDHG

what the FUCK?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THE heck

and I’M LITERALLY EXPECTING A KISS OR SOMETHING LIKE??? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY

AND THEY’RE BANTERING AND HE’S FLIRTING AND SHE’S BRINGING UP THE PAST AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA ADMIT THAT SHE WANTS SOMETHING WITH HIM (bc s4 was….interesting in that area) AND HE’S A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE OH MY GOD POOR AMY

BUT NOOOOOOO

SHE LITERALLY SAID “REMEMBER WHEN WE FUCKED?? (oh mY g dds???) WELL I’M PREGGERS WITH YOUR BABY. BYE NOW”

GUYS GUYS GFSUDGFSU  ICA NT EVENN TELL YOU WHAT I DID IM CRINGIFBBD OH MY GOD I SHIT YOU NOT

I RAN OUT OF MY HOUSE, DOWN THE STREET, JUMPED IN MY CAR, LOCKED THE DOORS, AND SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER

I ACTUALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN SEASON 7. HOLY FUCK

Imagine your OTP
  • Person A: [kisses Person B's neck]
  • Person B: what is this?
  • Person A: affection
  • Person B: disgusting
  • Person B:
  • Person B: do it again
Imagine your OTP

Person A: Here I made you a poem

Person B: *Reads poem*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let’s stop talking about flowers and let me fuck you

Person B: ….