shipping more like shitting

[ Me: Okay, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna get to get to work on some drafts!

My irl friend: Or you could write fic about this inconsistenticy I noticed from DMTNT.

Me: …..fuck
]

try not to think about Hermione’s hand sliding underneath the table during an important resistance meeting, her warm fingers hesitantly brushing against Draco’s cold knuckles in what she hopes is a gesture of unity and support. try not to think about Draco’s hand twitching reflexively, his palm hesitantly turning outwards to somewhat accept her dancing fingers into his grasp. try not to think about Hermione’s nails lightly scraping against the lines of his palms as she shakily tries to find purchase in his grip; as lightning ricochets between them and her heartbeat becomes a thunderous cacophony of wants and aches. try not to think about Draco’s fingers circling a band around Hermione’s small wrist, his thumb pressing down on the warm bit of flesh on her inner wrist, feeling for her pulse. try not to think about how her pulse stabilizes him; how his lips form wordless, silent prayers as he is reminded that she is alive, she is whole, she is his rock in an ocean of uneasy currents and unpredictable turbulence. try not to think about the way his icy grey eyes find her warm brown ones in darkness; how they flicker with uncertainties and silent hopes. try not to think about the way he licks his lips and hesitates before speaking her name, as if he’s afraid that words will ruin the silent language of comfort and safety they’ve created between each other.

try not to think of the way he utters “Granger”, as soft and unyielding as wind among a midwinter night’s gentle frost fall, and how the unspoken “I love you” bounces between each syllable of her name.

alien covenant

so it turns out everyone who shit-talked this movie is bad and wrong and needs to go sit in the corner reserved for garbage opinions.

shipping rare pairs is hell, because you want the cute content but you have to make it yourself, which leaves you in a state of constant suffering 

anonymous asked:

Can you draw south park pairing of stendy and kybe with son and daughter In your art style?

happy fam~

Okay but Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker, the golden child of the Republic, falling in love with assassin Padmé who becomes a vigilante because she thinks the Jedi aren’t doing their jobs properly? Good stuff.

So if Clary touches the sword, it’s activated right? Just have someone else, like Alec or Jace, pretend to be her while she pretends to be them. “Clary” touches the sword, ha in your face Valentine, it doesn’t work. Problem solved.

Unpopular opinion: I honestly never saw the “chemistry” or attraction between s.terek… Like at all….

an addendum to this

yes, it happened in the good old days too, you just were lucky to miss it

*very gently closes the inbox*

remaining prompt roundup! in the order i got them:

  1. nathinette, video games
  2. love square, fluff
  3. adrien dealing with sick marinette
  4. ladynoir, shopping
  5. alyadrien, sidekick
  6. ninette, flowers
  7. adrinath, muse
  8. ninette, sensory overload
  9. adrino, shelter
  10. damocles/bustier, doom
  11. ninalyanette, alarm bells
  12. ladynoir, space
  13. alyadrien, guess
  14. marichat, bubbles

No offense but people gotta stop slapping trans headcanons onto characters just to make them “cute” or add Angst

alright when someone comes at me saying something like “why do you even want keith and lance to end up together? they are barely friendly with each other” like, i get it, you are probably completely focused on their bickering and just kinda…gloss over the moments where it is so very obvious they care about each other. and not everyone sees the potential between them, anyways. that’s cool. but when you say that and then proceed to hit me with “keith and allura would make much more sense” i just???? what??? bitch WHERE? after season 2, i am positive they care about each other (i just personally think it’s only platonic, especially since i’m very attached to the gay!keith headcanon, i don’t feel right shipping him with girls myself) but how are they any more friendly with each other than keith and lance?? they’ve literally…barely interacted 1-on-1 throughout the whole show so far. is it bc they hugged? bc allura apologized for her behavior towards keith? lmao bc that wasn’t even written well. she  was completely justified in how she was feeling.  keith didn’t even bother to ask how allura was feeling and he didn’t even bother to apologize himself. they were both in the wrong in ways and it was handled very poorly and i do not see how that portrays a good relationship. i’m sorry but i just, personally, cannot see how keith and allura makes more sense than keith and lance. how can someone think keith and lance are barely friendly with each other but think keith and allura are friendly?? did you watch the show Dude

We were good together, weren’t we?
Yes.