shipping every version of this

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a lottt of superjail! sketches cause i just love it too much

quality content by the way

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Where have you been?
Now you know how I feel.

//rubs temples

there’s literally no reason to make fun of soukoku shippers for joking about how Dazai folding Chuuya’s clothes up in that one scene makes the ship canon and if I have to see one more goddamn person making a post meant to antagonize soukoku shippers for that I’m going to lose my fucking mind bc

1) the majority of soukoku shippers aren’t yaoi loving fujoshis who actually believe that one (1) singular scene where Dazai did something that for once in his life wasn’t shitty makes the ship undeniably canon nor that it makes it the most obvious and healthy pairing in the world. We understand our ship isn’t actually canon. We understand that not everyone is going to ship it. We understand that they have issues they need to work out. It’s a joke. Leave us alone.

2) Literally every ship has a version of this??? I ship kunikidazai and that one extra comic when they’re going to an onsen together and stay overnight together and they’re talking about Dazai’s bandages and Kunikida’s glasses and whatever, every kunikidazai shipper, myself included, has made the “it’s a date, kunikidazai is canon now” joke about that comic. That one official art where Chuuya is giving Q a piggyback ride while Kajii is stuffing lemons into Q’s hands? Every motojichuu shipper has made the “I can’t believe motojichuu is canon and Q is their son” joke. The fact that Chuuya is in the OVA and Aya looks just like him? Every Kunichuu shipper has made the “Aya is Chuuya and Kunikida’s lovechild, kunichuu is canon and they’re getting married in the OVA to raise their daughter together” joke. But literally no one shits on those shippers for making their jokes about their “canon” ships, and I’m sure that if anyone who didn’t ship kunikidazai or kunichuu or whatever started making posts about how stupid those shippers were for making jokes like that, people would be pretty salty about it.

3) It’s such a small thing, we get it, but Dazai was uncharacteristically nice to someone that he supposedly dislikes??? For once in his life he wasn’t an utter asshole??? He took the time to clean Chuuya up and find his hat and coat and gloves which blew off God knows where in that forest and fold them up and set them beside Chuuya and yeah IT’S A SMALL FUCKING THING but it’s kind of sweet Jesus Christ how hard is it to let someone be happy over a small thing why do you have to suck the life and the joy out of everything, it costs $0 to just let someone be happy instead of shitting all over everything that they love.

4) it’s a FUCKING ANIME, HELEN. THERE’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE SO BUTTHURT OVER PEOPLE WHO SHIP YOUR NOTP BEING EXCITED AT A SMALL MOMENT BETWEEN THEIR SHIP AND I CAN GODDAMN PROMISE YOU THAT IF THE SAME KIND OF SCENE HAPPENED FOR ANY OTHER SHIP, THEN SHIPPERS OF THAT SHIP WOULD BE MAKING THE SAME KIND OF JOKE. GO OUTSIDE. DRINK SOME WATER. STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BECAUSE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS MAKE THEM HAPPY.

shirotheotakupaladin  asked:

Hey quick question, what do you think will happen to the Voltron shipping community when season 3 comes out and Lotor starts f*cking up Team Voltron? Will he be after Allura's magical royal genes 🔮👸like in the original series or Pidge 🦁🌳💻 because she is the only other girl, me and my friend don't know what will happen and she is scared for the Klance shippers because she is one herself, sorry if this is weird but I fear for her sanity sometimes Please answer when you have time

The VLD shipping community will discover approximately 100 new discourses & rant about how problematic “insert new ship name is”. And I don’t care or want any part of it.

Since Alfor and Zarkon use to be friends/diplomatic allies, I’m assuming they may have wanted their children to get married? Possibly an arranged marriage?? I’m half expecting Lotor to be Allura’s ex-fiance. 

80′s Lotor’s main character motivations were destroying Voltron and having Allura for his own. I’m interested to see how far VLD takes Lotor’s obsession with her. Maybe he’ll be too hellbent on conquering the universe to care. 

Maybe VLD Lotor won’t even like girls. 

Bu since the show has hinted at Kallura, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see the classic Keith/Allura/Lotor love triangle. After all, Kallura is like THE Voltron ship. They’re together in every version of the show. I feel like having Allura as a potential love interest would really amp up the rivalry between Keith and Lotor, just as it did in the 80′s Voltron. 

Idk man. We’ll see.

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More doodles because I’ve been working on prints for a convention and don’t have much free time to draw things other than these scribbles haha

Featuring - I don’t know her personality yet, but is talent shipping a thing?? Friends who make rad stuff together?? Imagine.

and Chisa fretting over her first day of class until almost 3am in the morning.

Reasons why dceu batjokes is going to be great and i ship it hard

1) SMALL JOKER LISTEN HES SO SHORT

2) Joker looks like this very powerful person, scary and terrifying and i cant wait to see him become to a lovesick murder puppy near Batman

3) BATMAN UNDERWEAR BATMAN UNDERWEAR BATMAN UNDERW

4) Joker tattooing Batman references on his body

5) listen… Both of the actors… So attractive… Just imagine how Jack looked like… All the au’s….

6) after all those years of Joker being a ugly, skinny and tall piece of shit i cant wait to see him as a hot, with abs, short piece of shit.

7) no body hair. That… wow

8) tank tops? Shorts? Underwear? Coats? Suits? Everything with a Bat symbol on it!

9) listen he can be pretty I’ll show you pictures this is ridicules

10) he’s… Feminine. Thats awesome.

Also im kinda biased because i ship every version of batjokes oops

ooc: And for the record, if you want to RP a ship with me, you have to actually talk to me first. I’m not going to throw Alex at every version of a character just because I ship it. Everyone’s portrayal is unique, and every mun is unique. Actually reach out to people if you want to roleplay any kind of intimate relationship whether it be romance or friends or family.

Roleplay is a partnership, and if you’re not willing to work with someone or even get to know them, you’re using them for your own self-indulgence. Think about the person behind the character. They’re real, and they have feelings. 

I’m more than just someone who roleplays Alexander Hamilton. The real person behind this blog is Tiki. I write. I get upset sometimes and feel bad. I have a life outside of this. I feel left out sometimes, too, but I don’t start assuming things because someone has a comfort zone they need to be respected.

Think about the people you’re interacting with and how you’re making them feel.

Su leaks

- YD comes to beach city and goes to the beach city comic con dressed as a furry

- Amethyst leaves the CG’s, and becomes a showgirl in empire city only to be found by the CG’s 5 years later lying passed out in a ditch with her fat cat called bastard

- Pearls feelings for rose resurfaces causing her to go on Iyanla: Fix My Life

- Pink Diamond turned out to be doug dimmadome of the dimsdale dimmadome all this while. She need a change in her life

- Steven and lion fuse. Their only power is “Nya :3”. Super-sonic Nya’s with the power to shatter a gem instantly

- Garnet becomes a powerhouse on wall-street, thanks to her future vision she can never be duped. Garnet eventually becomes rich enough to head back to space and start her own colony

- Season 5 is nothing but an hour long version of Love Like You (Nightcore version)

- Every ship becomes canon at once, this breaks the natural order of fictional causing every character on the show to simultaneously combust

- Blue diamond and rose are sisters

- Steven. he go

- pancakes are delicious

- dont trust leaks that dont have proof

- i wish i had some spaghettios rn

I had a dream last night where there was a new option in every DVD menu when you went to watch a movie where you could choose your ship/the romance arc that plays during a movie. You could also control some aspects of the plot, if it had a good or bad ending, a darker or lighter tone—kind of like a bioware game. Also you could choose multiple ships. You could have threesomes and every version is considered canon, just an alternate version of canon.

And in my dream I watched TFA with my brother and we went with “Kylux, Jedistormpilpot, and Unkar Plutt x Snoke, Angst, darkly humorous, with happy ending.”