There is a Brotherhood (21,004 | Explicit)
So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale’s fraternity.
Your Lifelong Membership is Free
(28,544 | Explicit)
Uncle Peter’s spent years regaling Derek with tales of his time as President of the Alphas. Derek’s paid close attention, because Peter’s stint as President is a pretty comprehensive guide on ‘How to Successfully Run a Fraternity into the Ground,’ so Derek plans to do the opposite of what Peter did.
A Derek POV to There is a Brotherhood. In which Derek’s life is hard.
Initiation Rites (13,942 | Explicit)
The new Alpha Delta Chi pledge class is a bunch of worthless idiots. Or Derek gets suckered into staring in frat-porn
No Homo (84,064 | Explicit)
Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.
Game Plan (1,422 | Explicit)
“The rules,” Danny says, waving a wad of cash in one hand, a tape measure in the other. “First years – Scott, Stiles, Jackson – vs upper years – Isaac, Boyd, Derek. Cumulative length.”
Derek rolls his eyes. Boyd’s going to owe him for this. “Hard?”
“Hard as you can make it, big boy,” Stiles says, then he fucking winks.
Dinomote (2,278 | Explicit)
for the tfln prompt
(303): apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him…
(303): …it didn’t…