ship: i would have chosen you

growing pains

simon’s speech at penelope and micah’s wedding

word count: 644

for @oohmurder, first place winner of my fic giveaway! please enjoy! :)

“I’ve gotta say, it’s a little bit scary to see you in a wedding dress, Pen. It makes me feel like an adult,” Simon laughed, then stood up.

“I’ve known Penny for a long time.” It was a simple way to start a speech, tried and true, but Simon still found the words sticking like honey in the back of his throat. “When I first met her, she’d been warned to stay away from me. She said her mother told her I was dangerous, and I was! I was scared and frazzled and always on the verge of something crazy. That’s why she hung out with me, I suppose. Because she was the opposite– scared of nothing. Prepared for anything, smart as a whip and capable as a little girl could be. The only thing frazzled about her was her hair.” A small laugh from the audience. Simon gulped.

“When I met Penny, she was this tiny, pudgy little kid, and her glasses were too big for her face, and her opinions were sometimes too big for her brain to know how to say. My magic was too big for my body and she saw that, she saw how it was squeezed into me like you’d squeeze into a too-small pair of jeans, and she saw how much it hurt. Just by association, Penny has almost died more times than I could count, but she always stuck around.”

“She’s always known better than me, too. Most of those times, I would have died if not for her, if we’re being honest. She’s been the one, when I need it most, to look me in the eyes and tell me, ‘Chosen One my ass. You’re Simon first and foremost. You’re a person before you’re a prophecy.’ I know I’ll never be able to thank her enough for that.”

“I won’t lie. When I first heard about the wedding, my emotion was panic. I mean, how are you meant to cope when the only thing that’s been keeping you sane since you were eleven is shipping itself off to America? That’s insane. I didn’t know who I was without you, Penelope Bunce, and I’m still not sure that I do. But what I know for absolutely sure is that you deserve to be the happiest person on the planet. And if America is going to make that happen, if Micah is going to make that happen, then it’s the obvious choice, and I couldn’t ask for anything more. Besides,” Simon paused, and squeezed Baz’s shoulder. “You’ve left me in capable hands.”

“I guess what I’m trying to say is that friendships grow and change and evolve, just like people do. We’ve gone from first-years to celebrities to flatmates to this, now– grown ups, if you must (although I’m not sure that’s entirely true in my case). But love stays the same, and there will never be a day when I don’t love you, Penny, or when you’re not the best friend I’ve ever had. I’m so happy for you and Micah (though I fear for the sanity of your future children sometimes). I’m so happy that you get to go to a whole, huge country and start brand new, leave all these bad memories behind and raise a family and- shit, I’m choking up. You and Micah were made for each other, Pen, and so were we.”

“So cheers, I guess, to love in all its forms. To Penny and Micah, whose love came out of a storybook. To the love of friends, close enough to be family. To the love of adventure that we shared as youth, and the love of peace that we share now, and most importantly, to the love of each other, which I hope we never lose.” Simon raised his glass, but no one else did. They were too busy cheering.

Hello everyone it’s me mario swoojin! After hitting a milestone of followers I thought it would be a nice idea to give something back to you guys! …so yeah dis is a WANNA ONE GIVEAWAY  *throws confetti* welcome! There will be 2 winners for this giveaway!


  • First winner gets a signed ‘To Be One’ album (Signed by a random member)
  • Second winner gets a 'To Be One’ Album (Random Version)


  •  Must be following me (this is for my followers and I will be checking
  • Reblog as many times as you want but don’t spam your followers please
  • I will ship internationally
  • You don’t have to be a wanna one blog to participate 
  • Winners will be chosen through
  • Now this is important: If you actually win this giveaway and you’re still a minor you have to make sure your parents are okay with you giving me your address or I can get in big trouble! So please make sure you’ll talk to your parents beforehand!
  • Deadline will be the 30th of September!

If you have any questions please feel free to come to my ask!

Hey guys! I just hit five hundred followers on this blog, so I’m doing another milestone giveaway! :)

What you could win: A working special edition jester furby!

I will pick a winner via random number generator and ship anywhere in the world!

Here are the rules of the giveaway:

  1. Giveaway ends midnight, April 6th, 2017. Meaning the night the 6th starts. 
  2. Only reblogs count.
  3. You can reblog as many times as you want.
  4. No giveaway blogs.
  5. You do not have to be following me (although I would appreciate if you checked out my blog).
  6. If you are chosen, you have 24 hours to respond. Please have your instant message system open so I can contact you. (If you don’t, I will try your ask box, but I’d prefer to talk over IM since it’s easier.)
  7. You must be willing to give me your address and a name so I can ship the furby to you.
  8. You must be 18+ or have permission from a parent or guardian to enter.
  9. That’s it!

Good luck!! :)


tidappreciationweek17: day 2 ♦ favorite ship

“Why have I written these words in this book? Because of you. You taught me to love this book where I had scorned it. When I read it for the second time, with an open mind and heart, I felt the most complete despair and envy of Sydney Carton. Yes, Sydney, for even if he had no hope that the woman he loved would love him, at least he could tell her of his love. At least he could do something to prove his passion, even if that thing was to die.

I would have chosen death for a chance to tell you the truth, Tessa, if I could have been assured that death would be my own. And that is why I envied Sydney, for he was free.

And now at last I am free, and I can finally tell you, without fear of danger to you, all that I feel in my heart.

You are not the last dream of my soul.

You are the first dream, the only dream I ever was unable to stop myself from dreaming. You are the first dream of my soul, and from that dream I hope will come all other dreams, a lifetime’s worth.

With hope at least,
Will Herondale”

Humans are weird

Commander Narrynite was unsure of adding more humans to the crew of his ship. Over the last several months, due to a new policy, his unit had been collaborating with 2 humans. The integration was going as well as could be expected, especially considering the human’s odd customs and their impractical beliefs.

Despite his protests, Narrynite had been commanded to take his ship to Prayha to retrieve the newest human that had been assigned to his unit.

“We are set to land on Prayha within the hour, Commander Narrynite” reported Human Chris, the first of the humans to join the crew under Narrynite.

“Remind the landing crew that the artificial gravity on Prayha is inconsistent and the ship will need to be tethered to the dock.”

“Yes, sir!” responded Human Chris with what Narrynite noted was an uncommon tone.

"Human Chris, I am unfamiliar with that tone of voice. Will you please clarify?”

“My apologies sir, I am just excited to have another human aboard the ship.”

At this, Narrynite became intrigued. Though he valued the various input the humans gave and the odd, seemingly useless skills they possessed, Narrynite believed that the humans and Jythoans would never properly integrate.

As Narrynite was considering the implications of Chris’s statement, a frantic beeping started from the status panel.

“Human Ann, report!”

“This can’t be right” Human Ann said in what Narrynite discerned to be shock.

“Commander, it appears as though the artificial gravity on Prayha has malfunctioned and has increased to a dangerous level. As a result, we are descending to the surface too quickly.”

Narrynite was considerably relieved at this information. “Not to worry Human Ann, Prayha has been known to have an unreliable gravity generator. It should resolve itself shortly.”

“Commander, I don’t think -”

Before Human Ann could finish, another alarm sounded. Narrynite knew this alarm without asking.

“Human Chris, radio the crew and tell them to brace for impact!” Narrynite said with an air of finality.

The moment before the collision, Narrynite closed his optical slits and silently prayed to the gods to make his death swift and painless.

Narrynite thought death would be different. He could faintly hear someone saying his name and thought it to be his gods calling.

“Commander Narrynite! Don’t let go, stay with me!”

Within seconds Narrynite became aware of reality and instantly wished he hadn’t. Pieces of the ship were strewn everywhere and one of the largest pieces was crushing him. He knew he had minutes at best before he would die, but took solace in that at least one of his comrades had survived.

“Ann, help me get the commander!” Human Chris shouted.

“It’s my leg, Chris I need help. My prosthetic came off. I think it landed over there.”

Though Narrynite’s death was imminent, he was bewildered at how Human Ann was still alive despite a missing leg.

It was only a few seconds before Human Chris had located the prosthetic and Human Ann was again mobile. They both rushed over to Narrynite and began attempting to lift the piece of metal.

Narrynite knew their attempt was futile. From what he had seen, the human’s strength was better than the Jythoan’s, but there was no way they could move the enormous metal scrap.

As he again closed his optical slits and began praying, he felt the metal shift. This could not be, he must be imagining it.

“Higher, Chris!” Human Ann said.

“When it’s up far enough, reach under and grab him. I think I can hold it up long enough” Human Chris conferred.

“On three. One, two, three.”

At that moment, the metal lifted and Human Ann quickly grasped Narrynite by the tentacle and pulled him to safety.

Narrynite thought he must be hallucinating, and if he wasn’t, the truth was much more bizarre. There was no physical way that two humans could move something that was several tons.

“Oh thank god” Human Ann sighed.

“Human Ann. I don't…” Narrynite trailed off.

“I’ll go see if there’s any other survivors, you call for help” Human Chris said to Human Ann, helping her to her feet.

A few days later, Narrynite was being briefed on the accident by his captains. He was usually very attentive, but he found himself unable to think about anything other than the strength of the humans. Once the briefing was over, he went to find Human Chris and Human Ann.

“Human Chris, Human Ann. I would like to thank you for saving my life. You must be a superior breed of human in order to have lifted the metal and to survive with a missing limb. I am grateful that someone of your excellence had chosen to be in my unit.”

The humans looked at each other with what the humans called a “smile” on their face.

“Commander, though we appreciate the compliment, we are just regular humans. The reason that we could lift the piece of the ship was because of adrenaline. It’s kind of complicated, but basically it’s a survival thing,” Human Chris said casually.

“As for the missing leg, humans can survive with many parts of their body gone. Some are accidents, some are purposeful.” Human Ann assured.

Narrynite was dumbfounded. This was incredible. No other species he’d come across was so adapted to survive. As far as he was concerned, this changed everything.

From then on Narrynite became an avid proponent of human integration. He traveled the galaxy spreading the amazing facts about the humans, with Human Chris and Human Ann as his lieutenants.


Hi! In celebration of Pristin’s first comeback I’m hosting a giveaway for their two albums! Our girls have been working so hard to give us their best and HIghs have also been working hard to support them. I want to chip in a little and do my part in our community so I will be handing out three prizes to three of my followers and fellow HIghs! I am close to reaching a major goal as well so this is also a thank you to everyone who has been supporting Pristin with me <3

GRAND PRIZE (1 winner): 
1 SCHXXL OUT album - (version of choice)
1 Hi! Pristin album - (version of choice)
Extras: i.e. face masks, mini notebooks, pencil cases, pens, stickers, etc. (the winner will decide!)

2ND PRIZE (2 winners):
1 Pristin album of choice (SCHXXL OUT or Hi! Pristin)
Extras (see above)

Rules/Outlines (these are important so please read them!!):

  • reblog this post to enter, likes are only for reference but you can reblog as many times as you’d like
  • I will ship internationally so everyone can enter!!
  • because this is partially a thank you to my followers and HIghs in general please be following me <3
  • no giveaway blogs - side blogs are okay but if you reblog to a side blog please put your main blog in the tags
  • the winners will be chosen randomly
    • after being chosen I will message the winners about which version of the album(s) they would like and to alert them that they have won!!
    • if they haven’t responded/contacted me within 48 hours I will pick another winner
    • if the winner is under 18 I will also request that they ask a parent / guardian for permission
  • finally put your pristin bias(es) in the tags so I know you’ve read the rules! EDIT: (only needed for the first time you reblog if you reblog more than once!)

Entries will close Saturday, September 2nd - 12:00 P.M. EST

If I’ve missed something or you have any questions please don’t hesitate to tell me so that I can clarify / add if needed!

Hey guys! I’m doing another giveaway, this time just for people who don’t own any furbies. :)

You could win the confetti furby baby pictured above! Here are the rules!

  1. You must not already own any electronic furby of any generation, new or old. Other furby merch is okay, but no legit furbies.
  2. Only reblogs count.
  3. You can reblog as many times as you want.
  4. No giveaway blogs.
  5. You do not have to be following me (although I would appreciate if you checked out my blog).
  6. Giveaway ends midnight, April 1st, 2017. Meaning the night the 1st starts. If you are chosen, you have 24 hours to respond. Please have your instant message system open so I can contact you. (If you don’t, I will try your ask box, but I’d prefer to talk over IM since it’s easier.)
  7. You must be willing to give me your address and a name so I can ship the furby to you.
  8. That’s it!


I’ve been seeing a bunch of people I admire going on hiatuses because of all the harassment and toxic nature of the Gorillaz fandom at the moment so im going to put my opinion out there for once.

- About Russel

They had plans for him but obviously because of budget and time restraints, they had to cut his part down. I love Russel so much, I love his character a lot and I think he will have more of a role in the tv show, just be patient! His time will come.

- About 2nu

Now I try not to get involved with ships because I like making art that everyone can enjoy but I have to say something about this.

For the shippers - Stop forcing your ship down people's throats.

For the non shippers - Don’t send hate messages to someone who just likes a ship.

This can be the same for the whole ‘Murdoc is Bi’ thing

This doesn’t need to be a war.

- Common complaints

I wish people would stop complaining about the song choice and animation choice. 

They had that song chosen out. You can’t change that.

And I feel that they are using the mocap because they don’t want to overspend their budget. Keep in mind that there is a Gorillaz tv show in the works that is going to be in 2d animation. They are obviously using most of the animation budget for that and that is where most of the lore will happen.

Sorry I had to let out my thoughts.

The one you’ve been waiting for

I’m going kind of slow with my season 12 rewatch. Actually, I just finished watching 12x05 and some things caught my attention despite the episode being a filler. The plot wasn’t so interesting to me when I first watched it. I remember quite painfully how it happened after the U.S. presidential election last November and how the whole Hitler thing became a little tasteless. However, the episode did have three things worth talking about.

1)      Sublimation is kind of Dean’s thing.

Sam gave a name to what Dean was doing. In 12x04, Dean was obviously cranky and very much affected by Mary’s decision to leave (in 12x03). Through the case in 12x04, Dean learned that sometimes families need space, which was what Mary was asking for herself, so he decided to roll with it even if he didn’t like it.

In 12x05, we didn’t see cranky!Dean anymore. However, every time Dean says ‘no’ to food he’s being offered, it’s an immediate sign that something is wrong. Sam offered him scrambled or fried eggs, and Dean said he wasn’t hungry. Sam was suspicious about it, so he offered pie and Dean declined. That was the alarm Sam needed. Pie is Dean’s comfort food and he was denying himself that.

The problem was that when Sam tried to talk to Dean about their mom, Dean didn’t allow it. Dean started talking about the case and easily diverted a complicated conversation that he definitely wasn’t ready to have. When Sam tried a last time and Dean stopped him, Sammy called him out on what he was doing and said that was called sublimation. Dean didn’t deny it, though. He easily admitted that it was his thing.

What I find interesting about this is that sublimation is a defense mechanism, but it’s considered a mature one. The psychiatrist George Eman Vaillant introduced a four-level classification of defense mechanisms:

Level I – pathological defenses (denial, delusional projection)

Level II – immature defenses (fantasy, projection, passive aggression, acting out)

Level III – neurotic defenses (intellectualization, reaction formation, dissociation, displacement, repression, compensation)

Level IV – mature defenses (humor, sublimation, suppression, altruism, anticipation)

The Level IV defense mechanisms are commonly found among emotionally healthy adults and are considered mature, even though many have their origins in an immature stage of development. The use of these defenses enhances feelings of control. These defenses help to integrate conflicting emotions and thoughts, whilst still remaining effective.

If we ever doubted that season 12 would focus a lot on Dean’s growth, I think this is proof that the writers knew what they wanted to do with our Dean since the beginning of the season. Dean has used denial, projection, passive aggression, displacement, repression, and compensation a lot in previous seasons. He’s used humor, suppression, and maybe other defense mechanisms as well, but why did Sam mention “sublimation” specifically this time?

Sublimation allows a person to channel stress toward something productive. It takes the energy of something potentially harmful and turns it into something good and useful. In other words, Dean was hurting because of what Mary decided. He felt abandoned again, and he felt like a disappointment; he wasn’t the son Mary wanted him to be. Probably somewhere inside his head the words “not enough” were making an appearance. However, instead of being sorry for himself or hiding in a bottle, Dean decided to move on and keep saving people.

Dean desperately needed a win, and he got one by killing none other than Hitler. It’s obvious to me now why Dean easily understood and defended Cas in 12x19. Cas needed a win just as much as Dean needed one in this episode. He felt such satisfaction after a job well done that he was willing to give himself some pie at the end. He even said that he DESERVED some pie.

That was Dean starting to voice the things that he deserved and the things that he didn’t. All of that led to Dean saying out loud in 12x22 that his childhood wasn’t FAIR. We’ve always said that Dean deserved to be a child, but he never was because he had to be more than a brother for Sam; he had to be a father and a mother, and it wasn’t fair. It was glorious to see Dean finally saying it and finally forgiving the one person that unknowingly caused all that.

It’s no coincidence that this was the first episode where Dean wanted to use the grenade launcher and Sam didn’t let him. (The second episode where Dean got a negative was in 12x11, penned by the same writer of 12x05). Sam promised Dean that he would get the chance to use it. It’s like Dean wasn’t ready to tear down his internal walls. He got to use the grenade launcher in 12x22, the same episode where Dean finally faced his mother and told her how he really felt.

So if Dean needed to kill Hitler to realize that he really deserved a pat on the back and some pie, then all I have to say is thank you Meredith Glynn for this episode!

2)      Dean’s visual association to ships.

Once Dean and Sam went to the antique store, what was something that caught Dean’s attention? A ship.

Seriously, they could have chosen any object, any object. Why would they choose a ship? A ship that Dean accidentally knocked down, tried to pick up, and dramatically failed? A ship that wasn’t even related to anything relevant to the episode plot-wise?

Then Dean kept walking around in the store and what caught his eye again? Another ship! 

It’s just that this time Dean refrained himself from touching it because he remembered the damage he’d caused some seconds before.

You might say that it was just the “haha” moment of the episode. Look at Dean making a fool of himself because he’s careless. But why not use a vase or any other thing like that? Why a ship? I’m ready to bet that wasn’t a coincidence.

 3)      I’ll never be good enough.

There’s a reason Sam connected with Ellie and Dean kind of connected with Christoph (the Nazi necromancer’s son). Sam was the one who could relate to Ellie for being Hitler’s descendant. Dean was the one who could relate to Christoph’s words: “All I do is try to make [my father] proud, I’ll never be good enough.” 

Dean who always tried to make John proud and failed. Dean who now wanted to make his mother proud and was failing (in Dean’s eyes the fact that Mary left was because Dean wasn’t good enough; he wasn’t the son Mary wanted him to be).

As his father said about Christoph, the boy had spine after all. He didn’t quietly accept everything his father said. Before the Winchesters caught him, he was saying these things to his father over the phone:

“That is not fair. You know, I try with you, I really do. But you expect me to be a mind reader, and it’s exhausting.”

He voiced what he thought was an unfair treatment. When he was scolded for telling the Winchesters about Hitler, he didn’t remain quiet. He told his father he should be thanking him. He even told him he “used to look up to” him, meaning that he didn’t look up to him anymore. His father called him an unconceivable disappointment and that was when he realized he would never be enough, but he wasn’t willing to simply accept death for that reason.

Christoph was a mirror for everything Dean would have to experience for the rest of season 12. He voiced what Dean didn’t say, but we know he was definitely feeling in this particular episode: all Dean did was try to make his parents (now his mother) proud, but he’ll never be good enough.

The rest of season 12 would prove Dean wrong in that regard. He didn’t have to do anything in particular. HE WAS ENOUGH JUST BY BEING DEAN WINCHESTER. I’m so proud of my boy! :’)


Hello dearies!

I wanted to show a little appreciation to you beautiful souls. I have recently hit over 1K followers and just, hot damn, I can’t believe it. It may sound cheesy but I don’t care, none of what I do would have happened without your everlasting love and support. You are truly wonderful for everything you have done for me and just, thank you 😘  


  • DO NOT TAG THIS AS A GIVEAWAY. Tumblr is not a part of this.
  • You must be following me
  • Likes DO NOT count as an entry. Reblogs count as an entry, and on that note, try not to reblog this more than once a day. I don’t want to be clouding up others dashes.
  • Must be 18+ years.
  • You must be living in the US or Canada, I would do worldwide but I don’t have the kind of money to ship too far.
  • (One) Winner will be chosen at random.

What you will win: 

Everything in the photo is included: 

  • A metal chalice with the four elements being represented on the front.
  • Three (3) white feathers.
  • Two (2) bundles of incense: Santal and Jasmine. NOTE: These incense burn heavy smoke, consider that.
  • An agate pendulum with no attachment. You might want to add your own personality for the pendulum.
  • A rose quartz crystal.
  • A personally made ‘Love Thyself’ spell jar. 
  • A personally made ‘Chill the Fuck Out’ spell jar. 

You can reblog this from now (3/3/17) till April 1, 2017. 

Again, thank you all for the love and support you have given me over time. It truly brings me joy to have such wonderful people to talk to and go to with advice.

Good luck dearies 😘

Much love, 

ANTI-shippers??!?!! Seriously? 😂

So I’m just now finding out that there is actually such a thing as ANTI shippers. This is beyond pitiful. Guys, it’s as if people have run out of ways to bully others and are making up new ways, despite how pathetic their attempts may be. How bored do you have to be in life to be an “anti shipper”? Honestly. I thought that’s what NOTP’s were for? Is it not enough to simply not ship Ereri or not ship Otayuri or whatever other pairings people like to trip balls over? It’s not contributing anything to society. Really it’s not. People who ship Fictional ANIMATED characters are not endorsing anything irl. In fact we join fandoms and get to know each other to escape real life cuz quite frankly it’s boring half the time and just flat out depressing the other half of the time. I’m just confused as to why people feel the need to seek out negativity. I haven’t seen Killing Stalking (I think that’s what it’s called?). Hell it might not even be an anime. It might be a manga. I don’t friggin know. But “Antis” (isn’t it cute how they give themselves a name?) fuss at people who ship the characters in that because for some reason they assume people who ship these fictional characters (with NO IMPACT on real life people) are cool with this shit in real life. By that logic authors who write about murderers and rapists would be considered awful people. But guess what. Most people don’t see things that way because there’s such a thing as growing a pair and dealing with things that make you uncomfortable. The only pairing out of the ones I’ve mentioned that I actually ship is Otayuri, but do I have a problem with Ereri? No not at all. It would be stupid to. Ridiculous actually because at the end of the day it’s fiction. So fellow shippers, please don’t let the Anti’s (lol so cute) get you down. They’re clearly very bored and need a purpose in life and so bullying is what they’ve chosen. They don’t need our judgement. They need to be prayed for. End rant. Good night. God bless. Namaste. Whatever the fuxk.

Title: Empty Space
Pairing: Shiro x Reader
Chapter genre: Fluff/angst
Chapter Warnings: Depictions of violence/broken bones
A/N: This is something I’ve had in the drafts of my mind since Season 1 and I’ve been toying with a few different ideas, so I hope it turned out okay! The first chapter is set just before the events of Voltron but I plan on following the canon story line. If you want to be tagged in future chapters let me know! (also why are there like……… no gifs of Shiro that aren’t either ship related or artwork lol)

Originally posted by the-reinthirs

Chapter 1: The Calm

You couldn’t have been more thrilled to be chosen for the Kerberos mission. Not only would you get to see parts of the universe no human had seen in with their own eyes, you’d get to do it with your best friend at your side. It couldn’t have been more perfect.

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wakandangoddessofbooty-deactiva  asked:

Do u have anything for someone writing a story with four main characters (like the pittacus lore series)

I have to admit up front that I’ve never written a full manuscript with more then one pov character and I’m not familiar with Lorien Legacies, beyond seeing the title on occasion. As a reader though, I’m quite familiar with stories involving many main characters.

Here are four key things I look for in a book with multiple main characters…

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Alright, kiddos! It’s time for my super belated 1K follower giveaway

I have a spare copy of Journal 3 that I would absolutely LOVE to pass on to someone who doesn’t own a copy yet! 

▲ Just reblog this post to enter, and multiple reblogs are permitted!

▲ Giveaway will end on Friday, March 3 at 11:59PM EST

▲ ONE (1) winner will be chosen at random

▲The winner must contact me within 48 hours to claim the Journal, otherwise I will select another winner

▲I’m willing to ship internationally, but only if the winning party is willing to split the shipping costs (Sorry, but international mailing prices are ridiculous). If you live internationally and aren’t willing to split the cost, I will have to select another winner.

I am not, in any way, officially affiliated with Tumblr!

You don’t have to follow my blog, but it’s always appreciated. I promise there’s a lot of quality Gravity Falls junk here. 


It’s late, my mind is wandering, and I got nothing in my inbox, so fuck it…. we’re getting Biblical.

If you’ve never heard or read the story about Lucifer’s expulsion from Heaven, here’s a Cliff’s Notes version. Lucifer was the most beautiful of God’s Angels and loved God the most. But when God created Man amd ordered his kingdom to love this mortal creation as much as you love me, Lucifer would have nothing to do with it, because Man is flawed and God is perfect. After demanding that Lucifer love Man, and refusing once more Lucifer was kicked out, but not without taking some of his friends with him.

If I’m not mistaken, that’s how the War began as well, for Lucifer was convinced that God was no longer fit to rule the Heavens. So a mighty war raged on for millenia, a War Lucifer lost, and was cast so far from God’s love, that his beauty melted, his wings molted and turned to leather, and he was imprisoned in a Lake of Ice from the waist down. Some of this I pieced together from Dante’s Inferno.

But that’s the jist of it. But what if the story is wrong? What if its just a story, and the truth is more simple. Most of the time, the truth of EVERY story is so much more simple than the story, because with a story, you neex to keep an audience, the truth just is. It doesn’t care about ratings or views or followers, it just is - and that’s why I believe that this whole War of the Heavens is just a Biblical Religious Dick-Waving party to get people to join a certain religion. But that’s another topic.

What if the truth is that when God created us, he saw exactly how fucked up we were, and he washed his hands and said “Ugh, well… maybe if I just leave this, they’ll die out on their own.” And Lucifer was all “Dude! You just can’t make life and then abandon it because YOU fucked up! Who the fuck does that!” And God was all “I’m God, I can do whatever the fuck I want! Now if you don’t mind, I want to get bad to creating these galaxies again, those are fun to make!” And Lucifer was “Fine, man. Fuckin’ Hell. I guess I’ll just look after these guus for you, huh? Y'sunuvabitch!”

“Can’t hear you, dude… I’m like 5 billion light years away, man!”

What if God was the ultimate Dead Beat Dad that we blindly worship because we only have HALF of the information. And Lucifer’s only the bad guy because when we finally started to show promise, God came back, told us that He loved us and that Lucifer was the REAL enemy. But after that, he never really did anything actually PROVE that he loved us. Oh, sure , there was Jesus, THE son of God, but its written like several times in The Bible that we are ALL children of God, so what the fuck is THAT all about? And if this really WAS God’s kid - dude just let us kill him without batting an eye, now I don’t know what kind of bullshit Dad does that, cuz if someone looks at my kids funny I kick'em in the dick, and He just let us crucify the FUCK out of his ONLY son…. and then nothing. No revenge, no plague of locusts, no flood to wash the sin away, not even a divine fart.

So, that’s my take on things. Hence why I really don’t trust the Christian/Jewish thing. I mean, the only difference between the two is that Christians believe Jesus was the Son of God, and the Jews believe Jesus was just another prophet, like Moses and are still waiting for the Chosen One to finally appear. But all in all, its a wash. I mean, at least in Greek and Roman times, their Gods would actually DO shit when yoy prayed to them. Allow your ship to pass safely, help your army win the battle, Zeus ends up fucking yoyr daughter and you have a Minotaur for a grandson, fine fine…. but at least it was something….

Look at what we’re taught. God’s love is unconditional. You’ve read that, right? He loves us all, all of us… ALL OF US. It doesn’t even matter if you don’t believe in Him, He still loves you. And He loves us so much, that He lets us kill each other, and steal from each other, and lie to each other - all these rules he told us NOT TO DO, but He still loves us. Dude, I don’t know about you, but I dish out punishment when my kids lie to me. But we have nothing to show for it. Oh, yeah, we will reach judgement when we reach the Kingdom of Heaven… sure, we’ve been promised shit before and its never delivered - so what the fuck are we doing here?

Have any of you ACTUALLY read the Satanist Bible? Its not about evil and fucking goats and sacrifice and all that. NO! Its more of a “We’re kind of on our own so let’s treat each other decently” type of thing. But honestly, and…. by the way, if you “claim” to be open-minded, you kinda have to, but anyways… but honestly, what if Lucifer has had our back the entire time? What if everything we thought was a gift from God, was actually Lucifer because God’s a dead beat dad. He saw us as doomed to fail and said “fuck it, peace I’m out” and Lucifer stayed with us, and said “I know you’re not perfect, but we’ll get through this.”

Just think, what if everything we’ve ever been told about God was a complete lie, and it was all a scheme to coverup that God made us, then wanted to drown us like a sack of kittens from the get go.

What if Lucifer swooped in at the last minute, held us tight and say “I’ll take care of you the best way I know how”.

When you begin to think about the fact that no one, on this earth has ever seen God and lived to tell the tale, and everything that has been written on the subject of God has all been from our own flawed hand, our own imperfect mind - and you start to think that maybe, just maybe if there if something else out is there, that maybe its not this old guy sitting on a cloud, it takes a HUGE burden off of your shoulders. You don’t HAVE to believe what your mom and dad believe. You don’t have to tolerate this fairy tale bullshit that we’re being spoonfed. You can tell that these people that are killing in the name of their god and governing in the name of their god that they are completely full of shit.

Seriously, if you take 100% of all religious sub-context out of everything in society that is looked down upon - where is the wrong in it? Look at abortion. Without weighing ANY religious opinion or belief in on the topic, what is wrong with it? Pre-marital sex? Divorce? Homosexuality? Eating meat on Friday? NOTHING!

We put all of our blind faith into a giant book of fairy tales that no one really questions. And if they do, everyone excommunicates them as a heretic.

Believe what you want, but I’m going to follow my own beliefs. I’m going to treat people the way they deserve to be treated, based off of their actions and not their words. I am going to give everyone a fair shot to fuck up on their own. I am going to teach my kids to live life hard and love even harder. To be there for people, but to make sure to be there for yourselves too. That family doesn’t always mean blood relation, its just better when it is. To love without regret, without remorse, without judgement.

Ok, sermon over, back to the porn and dank memes.


Hey guys! I’m fast approaching my first hundred followers since I made this blog, so I thought I’d do a giveaway! :)

What you could win: A working special edition Valentine’s Day furby!

I will pick a winner via random number generator and ship anywhere in the world! Hopefully it will arrive in time for Valentine’s Day.

Here are the rules of the giveaway:

  1. Only reblogs count.
  2. You can reblog as many times as you want.
  3. No giveaway blogs.
  4. You do not have to be following me (although I would appreciate if you checked out my blog).
  5. Giveaway ends midnight, February 3rd, 2017. Meaning the night the 3rd starts. If you are chosen, you have 24 hours to respond. Please have your instant message system open so I can contact you. (If you don’t, I will try your ask box, but I’d prefer to talk over IM since it’s easier.)
  6. You must be willing to give me your address and a name so I can ship the furby to you.
  7. That’s it!

Good luck!! :)

anonymous asked:


In a word: Perfection

As individuals they are far from perfect but together I feel like they balance one another out perfectly. Where Anakin is impulsive, Padme is logical. Where Padme is reserved, Anakin is passionate. They open one another up and they can see past what everyone else expects of them and see the person they are inside. Anakin always saw Padme as Padme not as the Queen of Naboo, not as Senator Amidala- just Padme, the young girl far from home who came into Watto’s junk shop. Padme was the same with Anakin. Despite him supposedly being the “Chosen One” of the Jedi prophecy, she still remembered the little boy who won a podrace for her…

Their love is built on a mutual attraction for the other that grew naturally into love as they reunited and saw how the time apart has allowed them both to grow. Had Palpatine not manipulated Anakin, I truly believe they would have found a way to be happy together for the rest of their lives.

Send me a ship and I will give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

Fairy Tail ship Songs (Simple Plan Songs Edition)

**This list is not going to always include the same ships every single time (this is always depending on how I feel the songs relate). The songs I have chosen are my opinion, however, you are absolutely more than welcome to add to this list or change the song for your ship as you please.**

Requested by: @lockandk3yfiction :)

Nalu: Fire in My Heart

Albis: I Dream About You

Graylu: Summer Paradise

Gajevy: Perfectly Perfect

**Send in the bands/singers you would like to see with this series! Thank you! :)**