ship: eren x levi

When you find a good fanfic with just the right amount of smut with the rigth person topping, with fluffy fluff here and there and it’s well written and you’re just like damn

Originally posted by lum1natrix

If Eren`s Mom Lived...

Carla: Y`know captain Levi, my little Eren had quite the crush on you.

Eren: Oh Maria, mom no please-

Carla: He would go on and on about how pretty you were and how you`d become his bride!

Eren: Mom, please stop it.


Carla: Oh! And don`t even get me started about when he started making those noises in his room at ni-

Eren: Mom! Ugh, captain, I am so sorry about this!

Levi: You should be. Where`s my ring you damn brat?

Why I can't read fanfiction at school
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *school gives us free time to get on our phone* I might as we'll read that smutfic<p/><b>Friends:</b> hey what you doin?<p/><b>Me:</b> *hides phone* nothin<p/><b>Friends:</b> oooohhh you texting you boyfriend let me see *all try and get my phone*<p/><b>Me:</b> closing out of fic and deleting history while they try to get it* fine here<p/><b>Friends:</b> ugh your not even doing anything you so boring *walks away*<p/><b>Me:</b> Ok NOW time to read<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
OTP Promts/Imagines

“You’re that graffiti artist that doesn’t really do graffiti but instead does really meaningful art all through the city but you’re also wanted by the police and I really admire you - and oh my god you’re fucking gorgeous.”

“We went to the same preschool and kindergarten and you hated me because I pulled your hair and threw rocks all the time and then you moved but now you’re back and we’re in highschool and I’m captain of the football team and you’re totally clueless as to who I am and I absolutely will be using this to my advantage.”

“You’re a popular stripper at my favorite club and you just came in to my tattoo shop looking to get a sleeve done, but I don’t think I can do it because I can’t stop shaking.”

“We just became roommates and you’re really hot and I can’t stop mixing up my words and stuttering and I think that you think I have a speech impediment.”

“I have a speech impediment and it gets worse around you and I really just want to say hello but the last time I tried I screamed ‘GOODBYE’ in your face and I’m too embarrassed to try again.”

“I left school and was really sick for a couple years, but just came back and look like a completely different person and people won’t leave me alone about what happened until you start hanging out around me to keep people off of my back about it.”

“You just randomly burst into tears in front of me and now we’re sitting in a corner on a stairwell cuddling and I’m actually really nervous because you fell asleep like an hour ago but I don’t want to wake you up and make you start crying again.”

“I’m a popular writer and you’re one of my fans and I know I made a promise to myself never to daye a fan but I really want to break that promise so I can kiss you and hold your hand because you’re really cute.”

“We go to the same bar and to break the ice every Saturday I come up with a new cheesy pick up line just so I can hear you laugh and we usually hang out for the rest of the night talking about stupid stuff.”

“I may or may not have accidentally let my dog play in a huge mud puddle and now he’s jumping all over you and you’re absolutely drenched in mud and look like you want to break me in half.”

“My cat loves you. The only thing is my cat hates everyone, including me, and I need to take said cat to the vet but I can’t get her to go in the travel kennel and I only have twenty minutes and the vet is fifteen minutes away.”

“I’m homeless and am sitting on the bench outside of a department store freezing because it just freshly snowed and now the employees are telling me to leave and you were there and offered to take me home to get cleaned up and warm and now I can’t stop crying because you’re too kind.”

“I may or may not be drunk out of my mind and I may or may not be an incredibly honest drunk and confessed my undying love to you while sobbing into your t-shirt.”

“You’re that barista that I hate but now that I started coming in more frequently I’m starting to realize you aren’t that bad but I keep being a dick because I’m too prideful to own up to my own stupid judgements.”

“You’re a foreigner and every time you start speaking in your first language I can’t help but blush because it sound really hot even though you could be talking about taking a shit.”

“We’re playing Never Have I Ever and I’m the only one who hasn’t been kissed out of the group and afterwards you came up to me and asked if I’d like to change that.”

“I broke my leg and was really high on pain medication and started crying because you weren’t there and now the video my mother took went viral and I don’t think I can look you in the eye ever again.”

“You’re the only person who knows how to manage my panic attacks and how to calm me down and I couldn’t appreciate that more.”

“We were a thing in highschool and I actually really miss you but you have a partner that’s a total dick and I’m pretty sure you want out but I can never get up the nerve to talk to you.”

“You just dumped your partner and now your sleeping on my couch - and oh my god is that my dildo!?”

“We’re roommates and you just found my extensive lingerie collection an I can’t tell if you’re freaked out or turned on.”

Just a few gifs for ya

*Walks into a new fandom*

When your otp talking personally and are interrupted

When something happens and your otp are suddenly mad at each other

When you write your first fanfiction

When your notp is crushed into a thousand pieces 

When they been holding back on the sex and finally do it

When your otp is about to kiss and one of them stops the other

When your otp does something cute/ embarrassing in public and promises the other sex that night

When they do something fucking adorable

When the otp is blindingly pure

When the fanfiction goes above 100,000 words

When the plot has too much angst 

When the fanfiction writer has no soul

When the next chapter is out

When you infect your friends with the your ship

When the otp causes you to sin 

When the otp yandere af

  • Eren: Levi,what were we born to do?
  • Levi: live.
  • Eren: Are you sure we weren't born to kill Titans?
  • Levi: nope, to live.
  • Eren: I was born to kill Titans!
  • Levi: oh no.
  • Levi: *sighs*
Fanfic has changed me
  • Me *literally five minutes ago*: are you serious... Only 396 pages... Da fuq I'll read this in like... 2 days...
Imagine your otp #8 (holiday edition)

Person A: *throws fake snow at person b*

Person B: wha-

Person A: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! *jumps on person b’s lap*

Person B: you little idiot it’s the 1st…*cuddles*

Person A: but it’s Christmas. *snuggles*

Person B: *chuckles*