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How to be 100% Heterosexual by Mike Chang

1. Want to play Dr. Frank N Furter in The Rocky Horror Show

2. Really get into a performance by an all boys school.

3. Try to stop your girlfriend from making out with you

4. Take the first steps in confronting the guy who is bullying your only gay friend.

5. Tickle and tease the only gay man you know at the time.

6. Flirt with the dapper young hobbit you’ve recently met.

7. Perform a sexualized song as a background dancer for the only gay guy you know at the time.

8. Lean in real close to the hot, blonde jock with big lips