Dex or Nursey?
At first I was like ‘No how dare you make me choose between my preciouses(??)” and then I realised - Nursey would bug the everloving shit out of me? Like I work in a bookstore, and have an internship with a literary agent, and the bookstore I work at is Indie as hell so like, we have all of these author events that I host on Monday, Friday, and Sunday, so I have to deal with pretentious as fuck self published writers in my day job and weird as fuck want to be authors in my internship, and like, I’m pretty sure I would actually slap Nursey in the face with a book the first time he quoted a poem at me.
So Dex. Absolutely Dex.