ship what should not be shipped

You're Not Easy to Find or Maybe You're in Disguise

It’s happening again. This time Keith’s in the middle of his flight class, he can’t pay any attention to the professor though as he watches the ink spiral up his hand and wrist, continuing on his arm. Shiro watches from beside him, but keeps his mouth shut.

It’s not like this is the first time for Keith to have this happen, he’s always got marks spreading on his hands and arms. They almost never show up on the rest of his body.

“Pretty,” he writes sloppily on his blank arm and soon enough letters start appearing beneath it. “Thanks.”

He can’t stop grinning as they finish his arm and it seems that class is let out right after.

“How can you miss the person with that much writing all over their skin?” Shiro asks once they’re out of class and Keith shrugs, pulling his jacket on.

“They obviously haven’t noticed me either. Maybe it’s because we both wear jackets.” Like he has any idea, but he thinks Shiro is just a bit jealous. Which is fair, he gets some weird lines across his skin, almost like someone is dragging a pen across his Soulmates arm. Or pretending they know how to draw.

He’s even seen a curse word written over Shiro’s skin. And not just once. They used to write sorry underneath in the beginning, but it almost seems intentional now. Keith wouldn’t know, Shiro hasn’t met his forever either.

It would be awful to only have bad words and horrible lines to try and find the one he’s supposed to belong with. Tattoos can show up on your body, but they fade day by day unless your soulmate gets them touched up. It’s like a normal tattoo, but much fainter.

Keith couldn’t be happier that fate seemed to not want to permanently ink them with what their soulmate wants. Neither him nor his soulmate have gotten tattoos however. Keith’s been considering it, but he didn’t want to do that to his other half.

“You still coming with me to the art show tonight?” Shiro asks. Keith wants to say no, but he loves Shiro like a brother and the guy has been pining after a girl in the art class for ages. Apparently some of her stuff is going to be put on display at this show.

“Yeah, I guess I can. Leaving at five?”


That night Shiro picks him up at five as he said he would and they head for the art gallery. He isn’t sure if his soulmate is stressed or just very happy, but more lines keeping appearing on his skin. He’s surprised as they spiral around his hands and go up to shoulders. Maybe this is the first time they’ll actually move farther than his arms.

Shiro raises his eyebrows at the new ink and just holds up his hand that has “you can do this” written on the palm. Maybe his soulmate isn’t the only stressed one. “They also wrote some… interesting words on my arm. Hopefully that’s covered up for whatever they are doing.”

It’s ten minutes later that they are showing up to the gallery. Shiro looks even more nervous as they walk into the building and he fixes his jacket again. They wandering looking at the art for a while.


It takes about an hour before they bump into the girl Shiro has been crushing on for at least three month. Keith is a little pissed that Shiro can’t even get words out until he sees what his best friend is staring at. On Allura’s arm the words “fuck this” are just barely standing out. When she goes to cover it, they also spot the words on her palm.

“You.” Shiro holds up his palm and so far, Keith has never seen anyone meet their soulmate. Pidge hasn’t found their’s, not like they really look that hard either. Actually, Keith should probably ask about where Pidge is, they were supposed to be meeting him and Shiro here.

It’s disgustingly sappy while Shiro and Allura gush over how great this all is and how they’ve both liked each other previously. He’s about to leave when Allura finally tunes back in to him and lets out this loud choking snort thing. He doesn’t get it until she pulls him along to find someone else.

Of course.

Of course his soulmate would be at the art gallery. He probably has some art up to show with how he draws all over his own skin. “Lance!” Allura calls and holds up Keith’s hand to show something. It makes lance pause though and then he’s glancing between his own hand and Keith’s.

“I hope you have ignored all the shit Lance has put on me,” Allura apologizes to Shiro.

“Wait, you draw on her? Then… who is this from?” Keith asks holding up his arm to show it off. “Are you fucking kidding?” He demands when Lance just points towards Allura. “You let someone else draw all over you? I thought I was going to have a soulmate who was like an amazing artists. Instead I get some idiot who writes curse words on his best friend?”

This would happen to him, but Lance is starting to look offended. “And what about you? You’ve only ever written ‘thanks’ and I’m pretty sure that was always to Allura! You’ve never even tried to put anything your arms. How could you find the amazing me if you weren’t even trying? At least I got us together. We would have never known without Allura.”

“You have got to be kidding me!”

Keith turns in just enough time to see Pidge throwing up their hands and heading away from their group.

I would love to do more with this AU, but I’m kind of just trying to write regularly so I can get more practice and maybe do something longer. If you have any suggestions, let me know! I need ideas. Obviously I’m into the idea of soulmates right now. 

“Pidge, come back! You have to meet everyone,” Shiro tries, but Pidge is just shaking their head and keeps putting their hands up like they can’t believe what they just saw.

anonymous asked:

Elves and spaceships dont equal animal abuse so they dont compare. Thats all.

There…was no animal abuse? Castiel is a WEREWOLF. He’s a human who transforms into a wolf. A human capable of consent. Anon, I’m not sure what high horse you’re on but you’ve ridden it to the wroooooong rodeo.

eta: you’re right though the comparison to space ships is a bad one because space ships actually exist, whereas werewolves and elves don’t. By your logic I’d have consent issues writing even canon versions of Destiel porn because Castiel is angel and that’s not the same as a person so there’d be consent issues.

I was tagged by @sargentnicole

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: blue and green

Lipstick or chapstick: neither

Last song I listened to: Sexbomb by Tom Jones

Last movie I watched: The Lego Batman Movie, what a funny and amazing masterpiece

Top 3 tv shows: Wander Over Yonder, Family Guy and Gravity Falls. I don’t really watch television so I don’t know so many shows

Top 3 characters: oh man, if I should choose one favorite from all three shows it’ll be Commander Peepers from WOY, Stewie from Family Guy and Grunkle Stan from GF(I hope I didn’t get the wrong idea)

Top 3 ships: Death Glare(WOY), Brewie(Family Guy) and Billford(GF), I honestly don’t think shipping is that big a deal, I mean c'mon they’re fictional characters in a fictional world. You can do whatever you want with it, don’t credise it though

Current book I’m reading: none, but I really wanna read some books about magic and spells so I could try them out. Actually I don’t care about the spells being useful I just like reading about magic and stuff like that

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Princess Leia, who moments ago dropped out of hyperspace after fleeing the first major battle of the Galactic Civil War: Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit for this, when they hear you’ve attacked a diplomatic…

Darth Vader, who literally just saw this happen an hour ago at most and watched her ship take off: Don’t play games with me, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

Princess Leia, who received the data from the hands of a man who witnessed Vader kill a dozen people on his way there: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Darth Vader, who has been following her the entire time and can read minds:

i went with sexy hawkeye as my costume. and so did at least half of the other avengers & shield agents. awkward

i told steve no photos so he drew a picture instead. asshole


Guys, get ready for a tearjerker. I hope you have tissues nearby because I’m about to tell you about Marlon Brando and Wally Cox…
Marlon Brando and Wally Cox met when they were nine years old and grew up together in Evanston, Illinois. As to their first meeting, according to the blog “Gay Influence” the story goes that “He [Brando] once came to the rescue of a skinny kid being taunted and beaten by schoolyard thugs, helped him up, threw his arm around him and said, ‘I’m your new best friend.’” Evidently, that skinny kid was Wally Cox, and thus began the unlikely relationship between what would appear to be two opposites. Marlon Brando went on to become one of Hollywood’s most famous and sought after actors, while Wally Cox was mainly known for his comedic television roles throughout the years. Brando and Cox lived together in the 1950s. Wally Cox married three times, but he still remained just as close to Marlon Brando as he had always been.
In 1973, at the age of 48, Wally Cox unexpectedly died of a heart attack. Marlon Brando was heartbroken by Wally’s death. Many of the guests at Cox’s wake were not even aware that Brando attended, and Brando did not wish to be seen by or to converse with anyone. He snuck in through a back window, went to the room where Cox had died, and remained there for the duration of the evening. When Cox’s longtime friend and makeup artist, Philip Rhodes, asked Brando about his absence from the wake, Brando replied “Wally was my friend. Nobody else’s.” Against Cox’s widow’s wishes, Brando took Cox’s ashes home with him and kept him close for the rest of his life. Marlon Brando is quoted saying “If Wally had been a woman, I would have married him and we would have lived happily ever after.”
When Marlon Brando died in 2004 at the age of 80, his and Wally Cox’s ashes were scattered together in Death Valley, a place where they spent a lot of time together. It is common knowledge today that Marlon Brando was bisexual and had many relationships throughout his life with both men and women; but no matter what, Wally Cox was always there for him. Beauregard Houston-Montgomery has stated that one time, while high on marijuana, Marlon Brando confessed to him that Wally Cox had been the love of his life. There is no way to tell whether this story is true, but Marlon Brando’s everlasting love for Wally Cox is clear whether it is or not.

This blog 100% supports Loo Brealey, Mark Gatiss, Steven Moffat, and ALL the creative talents who have given us “Sherlock”, to do the work as they see fit & to not have to defend their work to, and be harassed by, disappointed, sourpuss knobheads who call their temper tantrums “concern” for character or proper representation.

Happy Holidays Brien @whatabodtit ! Here are some Reigisa wallpapers for you. Hope you like it!  (◕ᴥ◕)

  • Ushijima: Oikawa should have come to Shiratorizawa.
  • Shirabu: *on the outside* Yes Ushijima-san, Oikawa-san is a skilled setter with high levels of precision and accuracy. It would be beneficial if he indeed came to Shiratorizawa.