1. KALLUS IS LIKE THE SUPER ANAL TYPE A BOYFRIEND AND ZEB IS THE SUPER LAID-BACK TYPE B BOYFRIEND BUT THEY WORK SO WELL TOGETHER BECAUSE ZEB IS LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HANDLE KALLUS’ NITPICKY, ADMINISTRATIVE SIDE AND JUST DOESN’T CARE WHEN KALLUS GOES FULL BUREAUCRAT, HE’S LIKE THE ONLY ONE WHO JUST ROLLS WITH IT, AND THUS THEY JUST WORK WELL TOGETHER AND IT’S SO CUTE ACTUALLY LIKE
2. KALLUS IS THE ONE THAT SETS THEIR DATE NIGHT SCHEDULE AND HE GETS AGITATED IF ZEB IS LATE. ZEB MAKES SURE NEVER TO BE LATE.
3. SO KALLUS COMES ON TO THE GHOST CREW AFTER THEY RESCUE HIM FROM THE EMPIRE RIGHT? HE’S PART OF THE FAMILY RIGHT? SO THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS ORGANIZE A CHORE CHART FOR THE ENTIRE CREW. EZRA AND SABINE ARE LIKE ‘WTF NO WE DON’T DO THAT,’ KANAN JUST ROLLS HIS EYES AND IS LIKE ‘OKAY WHATEVER DUDE,’ HERA THINKS IT’S A FANTASTIC IDEA AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT TOGETHER AGES AGO, AND ZEB JUST SHRUGS AND ROLLS WITH IT BECAUSE HE IS A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND. THE CHORE CHART IS COLOR CODED AND LABELLED BY CODENAME. HE’S PROJECTED OUT WEEKLY CHORES FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS. EZRA HAS WORDS WITH ZEB THAT HIS BOYFRIEND IS OUT OF CONTROL.
4. KALLUS PLAYS SPACE CHESS AS HIS SPORT AND SPENDS HOURS FOLLOWING TOP SPACE CHESS STATS ON LOTHAL. HE REENACTS THE GREATEST MATCHES EVER, QUIETLY MUTTERING TO HIMSELF AND OCCASIONALLY THROWING OUT A STRAY OBSERVATION AS ZEB NAPS NEARBY. NO ONE (except Zeb on occasion) WILL ACTUALLY PLAY WITH HIM BECAUSE IT MEANS COMMITTING FOR THE WHOLE AFTERNOON.
5. KALLUS KEEPS THE STUPID ROCK FOREVER EVEN THOUGH IT’S A MAJOR LIABILITY AND THRAWN WILL BE ABLE TO KNOW HE’S FLIPPED BECAUSE OF IT. KALLUS CAN’T HELP IT THOUGH - THE ROCK IS TOO IMPORTANT OF A SYMBOL AND HE WILL LITERALLY RISK HIS HEALTH AND SAFETY BECAUSE OF IT.
6. KALLUS IS A GIANT FUCKING SCIENCE NERD WHO LITERALLY CANNOT STOP HIMSELF FROM CORRECTING PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET FACTS MIXED UP OR WRONG.
7. ZEB MAKES IT A GAME TO BLATANTLY MISUNDERSTAND SCIENCE THINGS JUST TO WATCH KALLUS SPLUTTER INCOHERENTLY AND CORRECT HIM.
8. KALLUS, PREPARING FOR A SCIENCE LECTURE: ‘GARRAZEB, DO YOU SEE THAT GORGEOUS ROCK FORMATION OVER THERE?’ ZEB: ‘OH YEAH THE ONE MADE OF IGNOMINIOUS ROCK?’ ‘WHAT?? [SPLUTTERING] IT’S IGNEOUS ROCK AND [MORE SPLUTTERING] IT’S NOT EVEN IGNEOUS IT’S CLEARLY A BEAUTIFUL MONOLITHIC PILLAR COMPOSED OF A MIX OF SANDSTONE AND CONGLOMERATE I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU MADE IT THROUGH YEARS PUBLIC SCHOOLING WITHOUT KNOWING THAT EDUCATION IN THE GALAXY IS IN SUCH A SORRY STATE AND I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE…’
9. LET ME BE CLEAR THAT ZEB IS NEVER JUST PUTTING UP WITH KALLUS. IT GENUINELY DOES NOT OCCUR TO HIM TO BE ANNOYED AT KALLUS’ FUSSY SIDE.
10. HERA HESITATES TO PUT ZEB AND KALLUS TOGETHER ON MISSIONS BECAUSE THEY TEND TO HAVE AN OVERDEVELOPED SENSE OF HONOR THAT’S ONLY ACCENTUATED WHEN PAIRED TOGETHER. IT TENDS TO MAKE THEM GET INTO MORE TROUBLE THAN WHEN THEY’RE APART AND THEIR SELF-SACRIFICIAL INSTINCTS JUST MULTIPLY.
Seriously. How can everybody be so sure Sam didn't read the article? On Twitter, where just about everything can get you in a shitstorm? Give the man a little credit. Imagine there had been a dig at Cait in the article for whatever reason, calling her dress unflattering or something like that - and Sam retweets it at random. Can you imagine?! Of BLOODY course did he read it, and he liked its message. He liked it. Also, "Nobody speaks for me." He said it twice, but they don't seem to listen...
The article talks about them taking their love off screen and then says plain as day that they ship them hard IN REAL LIFE. 😂😂😂 Either way, the tweet and article itself is about Sam and Cait together, AS A COUPLE IN REAL LIFE, and out of the many articles that were tweeted and written about them, Sam chose to like and retweet that one. People need to fucking deal with it. 😎
The second piece for Msjasu’s amazing Twin AU. This time, I focused on food and how important it is in their lives from start to end. Yuki is the ramen king and has no sense of taste buds, I refuse to believe otherwise.
I hope you enjoy! Link towards story on Ao3
The day that Victor Nikiforov entered both of their lives in Hasetsu after Sochi, the Russian insisted they ate like two pregnant women going through cravings, promptly after he ran into the bathroom to expel his horror into the porcelain god. Their mother and Yuko agreed. The traitors.
And yet, Yuki seethed and hissed ‘traitor’ at Victor when he fell in love with katsudon(the dish, not his brother, he shipped it so fucking hard after all). He sneered they had no taste buds as he poured an energy drink and crushed up Cheetos into his ramen.
I think I ship Gency really hard because they remind me a lot of my own relationship??? My boyfriend has a scar on his face from his childhood that cripples his self-esteem, but I remind him daily that I love him not despite his scar, but because of it <3 Thank you for this tumblr :')
That’s a perfectly valid and good reason to ship gency c:
Whelp, good job Michaela mama! After the latest episode I now ship Siana so friggin hard. Thanks a bunch! :3 BTW Speaking of Siana, by any chance did you draw inspiration on Umineko to make them? I swear Diana reminds me so much of Beatrice...
No, but I do definitely see where you are coming from.
However, Siana and Beabato are very different relationships and have different personas.
Saero and Diana are more of a personal ideal of a fairytale relationship more so than anything made already haha!
Hey I've been an exo-l for years and I recently started tumblr, which ksoo blogs should I follow if I cant bear to look at chanbaek and kaisoo? Also, I cant understand how tumblr people even ship them to begin with...? Do they not know exo? -Love, a korean exo-l
Hello~~ well since cb and ks are the mainstream ships it’s really hard to find blogs without them TT but the ones i recommend have chansoo, baeksoo, xiusoo, hunsoo, etc. :D they’re cool kyungsoo blogs. Most of the blogs i’m recommending are chansoo shippers though (cause that’s my ship). Idk who you ship soooo lol.
So yeah, I vanished. Real life ate me. I didn’t want it to, but it did. It was fun and not fun at the same time, so fuck this thing of not finding time for fandom. I miss me some PCap and his long lugubrious face. I’m back, writing nonsense for your amusement.
(I’m not hard to find IRL, btw. I mostly do things over here to give the coworkers a chance to ignore the fic. Even though at least one of them also writes it, and I know one more of them ships Reylo hard, so yeah. Fandom: it’s for breakfast.)