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You: One Direction broke up and hate each other

Me, an intellectual: One Direction are on an extended & hard-earned sabbatical and they are ALL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER I HAVE RECEIPTS BUT YOU DON’T DESERVE THEM

Imagine your OTP
  • <p> <b></b> *Character 2 breathes*<p/><b>Character 1:</b> OMG! YOU'RE SO OBNOXIOUS AND BORING! I HATE YOU!<p/><b>Character 2:</b> I didn't say anything!<p/><b>Character 1:</b> Shut up. JUST SHUT UP!<p/><b></b> Character 1 leaves. Character 2 gets confused and Character 3 enter the room.<p/><b>Character 3:</b> Hey, don't worry. It's not your fault.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> I didn't think it was my fault...<p/><b>Character 3:</b> So... what the hell were you thinking about?<p/><b>Character 2:</b> Well, for some reason, he's upset. I just want to know why.<p/><b>Character 3:</b> It was your fault.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> But you just said-...<p/><b>Character 3:</b> It cleary was your fault.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> What did I do?<p/><b>Character 3:</b> You're cute.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> What?<p/><b>Character 3:</b> He is angry because you're too cute.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> That doesn't make any sense.<p/><b>Character 3:</b> It doesn't have to. I agree with him. You're so cute that I feel bad about myself. You're just... so perfect. I just want to take you to see the stars and then kiss you badly.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> What?!<p/><b>Character 3:</b> What?!<p/><b>Character 1, appearing from the shadows:</b> WHAT?!<p/></p>
Imagine your OTP
  • <p> <b>Character 1 (to 2):</b> I want you to be mine tonight.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> No, thanks.<p/><b>Character 1:</b> *crying* Why?<p/><b>Character 2:</b> I'm always yours, idiot.<p/><b></b> Character 1 smiles and gives 2 a hug.<p/><b>Character 2:</b> Now, seriously, I'm hungry. Let's eat.<p/></p>
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Gotta study<p/><b>Brain:</b> Gotta fanfic<p/><b>Me:</b> But homework<p/><b>Brain:</b> Fanfiction<p/><b>Me:</b> No! I have to study and I don't want to fail this cl...<p/><b>Brain:</b> FanfiCTION<p/><b>Me:</b> I said no!<p/><b>Brain:</b> *slowly* gAy fAnFiCtIoN<p/><b>Me:</b> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<p/></p>