ship names are annoying

Taken from the Reader Letters in Star Wars #24 (Marvel, 1979). 

As I mentioned, we bought a bunch of really old Star Wars comics last weekend. My husband was just reading this issue and he started gleefully reading this letter and response to me.

This feels, uh, kinda like something tumblr might appreciate in these pre-Episode 8 and 9 Times. 😉

Hikari got pregnant by Arata before marriage.
Touka got pregnant by Kaneki before marriage too.

Like mother, like daughter then?

How about Ayato and Hinami then?
Will Ayato get Hina preggers before marriage too or will they follow what Hina’s parents?

I mean, like father like son, right? Lololol

Eh, just kidding.

K. Bye.

hunk and lance friendship hcs
  • Hunk and Lance knew each other before the Garrison and have been bffs since childhood
  • Hunk and Lance didn’t meet in the same preschool nor did they ever go to the same school (until the garrison) but met each other in a nearby playground where they continued to meet up for the next 8-11 years of their life, they usually let off steam about the shit that goes down in their schools.
  • “Like, if you’re going to steal something from the mall -” “Don’t wear your uniform?” “EXACTLY. God, that guy was so stupid.” “Agreed.”
  • “Then… then he KICKED the guy’s nose!!! He was bleeding, Lance! He needed to be taken to the hospital!!” “Oh my God, and then what?” “A girl was crying the whole entire time and -” the stories they share go on and on.
  • Lance’s mom and Hunk’s mom are interested in the same things so their sons r bffs and so r they and their moms drag them off sometimes to do grocery shopping but Hunk and Lance are aways ‘can’t we just stay at hoooommmmeeee?’ ‘no you’re going to help me and hunk’s mom buy groceries for our party’ ‘what party????’ ‘a joint family party!!!!’ ‘??????? !!!! A JOINT FAMILY PARTY ????’
  • Hunk’s family and Lance’s family are really close buds now
  • It’s almost surreal how much the two families are alike to interests???
  • Hunk and Lance meet up after graduating middle school and decide to finally enrol in the same school. Both of them couldn’t have been anymore excited and happy.
  • Hunk is Lance’s only tether to Earth because Hunk is childhood and playground days, fighting off bullies and staying up at night under covers and pillow forts, charting stars while laying on muddy grass after rain, stealing cookies when their mothers aren’t looking, and making stupid jokes together as the sun went down – all of their world, quiet and soft and sound.
  • Lance loves Hunk and Hunk loves Lance. They’re best friends, because water breathes life on Earth and what is water without it’s Earth?

narwhalsarefalling replied to your post “YO what are we calling the sam/valerie ship?? i haven’t found the ship…”

HUNTING VEGANS LMAOOO

i cant think of anything better than this it’s so ridiculous and i love it

Something that annoys me: when people use different ship names for gay ships depending on who’s “"giving”“ and who’s ”“receiving”“ (for example, gr//atsu or nat//ray, or gray//on or lyo//ray).

Not only is it demeaning and creates a power trip that doesn’t exist, it adheres to the yaoi trope of the seme/uke bullshit that is disturbing in its own right, but I won’t get into that here.

It’s very unrealistic that one person will always take the same position during sex and, although it does happen, it is often the case that they switch it up. This kind of "gay as a fetish” culture is harmful and needs to stop tbh.

SNK MOVIE: *has realistic interpretations of locations in the manga*

Me: nice!

SNK MOVIE: Eren “I’m fighting titans to avenge my girlfriend Mikasa”

ME: not nice!

The Seven + Nico as YouTubers

This has been done so many times omG but this is my interpretation.


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Percy (TheAdventuresOfPercy)

INTRO: YO WHATS UP GUYS ITS PERCE!


~LOTS OF TRAVELING VLOGs (FunForLouis), getting hurt and then filming blogs at the infirmary (where he finds Nico and Will)

~Some collaborations> 

W/ Annabeth : Girlfriend Tag, Girlfriend Does My Makeup.

W/ jason; BroTag , Pranks 

W/ Nico: scaRY VIDEO GAMES(where he screams super high pitched and nico barely getting scare like)


~ Gf vs Bro (Annabeth vs Jason or Grover)


Jason (ItsJasonGrace)

INTRO: Whats up, Its Jason Grace!

~ GaminG w/ Leo (who adds more levels and stuff) 

~ Lots of videos with Piper

~ Challenges with Percy wherE THEY BECOME EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE

~ Girlfriend vs Best friend (Piper vs Leo)

~ anD IIMAGINE JIPER AND SOLANGELO DOUBLE DATE VLOGS


Leo (AllDaLadiesLuvLeo)

INTRO: Hey hey hey, its AllDaLadiesLuvLeo


~ Cooking but endING UP BURNING EVERYTHING

~ Lots of complicated experiments which also end up going boom

~ Collabs with Frank (which is strange)

~ Best Friend VS Girlfriend with Calypso vs Jason



Piper (BeautyMcQueen)

Intro; Hey, its Piper McLean, welcome to my channel BeautyMcQueen!

~ SO mANY TAGS WITH JASON (Boyfriend does my makeup etC)

~ Makeup tutorials (especially for halloween)

~ Pranking Percy and Jason w/ Annabeth to get back at them

~ BEst FRIEND VS BOYFRIEND (Leo and Jason)

~ AND TAGS WITH HAZEL


Annabeth (WiseGirl)

INTRO: Hey everyone! Welcome to my channel!


~ Percy shows up a lot even uninvited which makeS HER MAD AND CALL HIM SEAWEED BRAIN

~ DIY QUEEN

~Vlogs with Piper

~ Bloopers!

~ SmarT ASS prANKS WHERE LEO HELPS WITH TECHNICALITIES AND SHIT


Hazel (ShineLikeADiamond)

INTRO: HEYY ITS HAZEL


~ Trying to get frank to come into the videos to do his makeup

~ SUper cute diy’s with Annabeth

~ Story Time

~ BROTHER DOES MY MAKEUP (I love this like imagine Nico putting on eyeliner perfectly and she’s shocked but he doesn’t know wtf foundation is ‘Is it the one in the black tube? Where does IT GO? Hazel!)

~ Brother Vs Boyfriend (FrANK IS TERRIFIED OF NICO EVERYTIME HE GETS more poinTs than him)


Frank (FranklyFrank)

Intro: Hey, Its Frank here

~ Supercute pet videos 

~ OK BUT VLOGS 

~ LotS OF COLLABS WITH ANNABETH AW

~ Simple and very child friendly


Nico (DiGhostKing)

Intro: *small wave* Hey 


~OK BUT LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES BUT MOSTLY SCARY ONES SOMETIMES WITH LEO
~Ghost Stories 

~BoyFRIEND TAGS (WILL CALLING HIM DEATHBOY AND SHIP NAME SOLANGELO AND NICO GETTING ANNOYED AW, and sarcastic remarks when answering “nico’s favorite color? hm i wonder? mayBE Its yellow”)

~Piano tutorials

~DRAW MY LIFE

~ SCARING PERCY WitH WILL LMAO

James Sirius Potter x Reader|| New Beginnings

Originally posted by epivskey

(Y/S/N) means your ship name

James!” I yelled at him, annoyed at how cocky and arrogant he acted after I finally said yes to going out with him.

“Yes my darling?” James said, sounding as if he didn’t know what he did wrong

“You know exactly what you did, Potter.” I said, scowling at him.

“I’m sorry? I won’t do it again, I promise.” He said, hugging me from behind. I sighed, leaning into him as I nodded.

“You better not or so help me I will owl your mother telling her what you did.” I said threateningly. He nodded furiously, his arms tightening.

“Please don’t owl Mum.” He said, genuinely sounding like a small child.

“I won’t as long as you behave.” I said, turning in his arms. I kissed his cheek, hugging him back as his arms tightened around me.

“Then I guess I’m behaving now.” He said, lying down on the couch. I laid down next to him and he played with my hair, just as he’s done many times before. The last I remember we did was talked about what we wanted to do when we’re older before I fell asleep.

Ha! You owe me 3 galleons!” I heard as I had woken up. I knew that voice anywhere, Rose.

“Lily?! Rose?! What are you doing?!” James said, slightly mad that they had woken him up from his nap.

“I told you they would do that! I knew it!” Rose said to Lily, basking in the fact that she had won the bet. I rolled my eyes, going back to sleep on top of James. We slept for a little while longer and woke up to Hugo, Rose, and Lily standing above us.

“Okay you guys need to seriously stop being so lovey dovey and come to dinner. You’ve been sleeping for hours.” Hugo said, getting fed up with our sleeping all day.

“Okay I’m coming hold your pants.” I said, getting off of James. He woke up and groaned, clearly wanting to sleep more.

“I hate you all, I was having a good dream.” He whined, rubbing his eyes and stretching.

“I’m going to eat, come if you want.” I said to the James because he was taking forever to get up. He finally woke up and came down to the Great Hall, claiming the spot right next to me.

“Clingy. You’re like a small child.” I said, eating my pumpkin pudding.

“I’m your small child. You loove me.” He said, kissing my cheek and dragging out the ‘o’ in love. After we ate the gang, meaning Fred, Lily, Hugo, Rose, James, and I, went back upstairs to the common room.

“So (Y/N) what were you and Jamsie boy doing today after classes?” Hugo asked with a smirk playing on his lips.

“Nothing, what are you talking about?” I said a bit too quickly, a blush rising on my cheeks.

“I wish I could have taken a picture! (Y/S/N) is real!” Rose exclaimed happily. James and I laughed, lucky we had such great friends.

anonymous asked:

i just went through your twitter thread and tbh same same same same same same ughh!! i’m so ~frustrated snakidamndndn s4 was so mediocre and like, no character development, keith isn’t even a part of team voltron anymore like??? lotor is so petty and tbh he only has that one ship to his name andnsjxnz shiro kind of annoyed me a bit AND THAT WORM BRAIN EP WTF i honestly skimmed through it skipping bits and pieces, what a total waste of time!!!

here’s my reaction thread, with my overall thoughts for the most part at the end for those curious. BUT YES I AGREE W/ THIS like there’s just. no focus or care given to keith literally LEAVING VOLTRON and they don’t even bother to show us what he’s doing? we don’t even get a CONCLUSION to the ‘other quintessence’ plotline, what the fuck?? character motivations aren’t given or explored at all, lotor just wants quintessence just bc i guess??? he clearly could give a fuck abt the galra empire so is it just bc he wants to be powerful himself? enough to kill those most loyal to him in a second?? MMMMKAY BYE BITCH. i’m honestly shocked that all indications seem to be that this is shiro, bc they don’t allude to him being a clone at all, and if it turns out he’s not, then how dare they be such bad writers YOU’VE DONE FORESHADOWING IN THE PAST I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW. the worm brain ep was just godawful and i hate how much emphasis was put on building the voltron brand. was it really that important that you had to drag keith thru the mud in one of the only eps he featured in AND focus a whole ep on coran losing his mind to promote voltron?? 

anyways i think i’m extra bitter rn bc keith featured so little and the other characters didn’t even get character growth to make up for it, but there were good parts too. matt and pidge’s interactions were amazing, and there was some real tension in the last episode. i’m excited to see where lotor’s generals go from here. uh……i’m sure there’s more. i’m tired guys i’m functioning on three hours of sleep. 

but tl;dr yes for right now i think it was a waste and i kinda wish i’d slept instead 

@Total Drama Fandom

Holy shit. Getting all worked up over fictional hetero ships? Complaining about them won’t change the fact that they are indeed very canon. Not only does it overall just make you look utterly and totally absurd, but it ruins the mood of those whom actually like the couples you insist on bashing on. Once we search up the tag, and since most people are arrogant enough to include the ship name as well, your hate has quite an annoying impact on us. Get over yourselves. I sincerely and highly doubt that if roles were reversed, and it was your ship that everyone claimed to hate, you’d just absolutely love it. It’s okay to hate ships, but you don’t have to force your opinion down one another’s throat.