Stiles, suited in SWAT gear, kicks down a door, moving meticulously into the room on high alert.
“What the fuck is going on?!” Derek growls, dropping the spatula and flicking off the stove as his claws sprout and fangs descend; eyes wildly searching for the potential threat.
Stiles trains his sights about the room as he moves, “Saving you.”
“From what?!” Derek spits out, full beta shift and ready to pounce.
“Loneliness,” Stiles smirks, holstering his weapon before locking it in the safe and tossing his bullet-proof vest on the coat hook by the door. Derek stares incredulously at him, fangs & claws retreating while his eyebrows slowly start to reappear as his heart rate returns to normal.
“Thought it’d be better than, ‘Honey, I’m home’,” Stiles shrugs.
“I married a moron.” Derek grunts as he backs his husband against the wall. He noses up his neck, inhaling his saccharine scent and exhales blissfully. Thoughts of ,‘He’s alive, he’s safe, he’s home,’ flood his heart and soul.
“But you’re paying for that door,” Derek rumbles as he nips roughly behind Stiles’ ear. “Again,” he continues to bite down his neck.
“We’re VIP at Home Depot by now. Always worth it,” Stiles moans as he wraps his arms and legs securely around Derek, basking in his strength and love.
Derek innocently meant he’d give Stiles his heart in its place, because yeah, he’s totally gone on him, too. Stiles was found guilty of raging hormones and inability to let his boyfriend finish his sentences.
His punishment? Watching Derek strut around in his brand new Deputy uniform, the shiny pair of handcuffs mocking him for several weeks before both finally caved and utilized them for purposes that were indeed deviant.
Stiles later found Derek guilty of knowing exactly what he was saying, the innuendo-loving asshole of his heart.
that post blew up because isaac is the sterek fandom and we feel this on a spiritual level
Isaac Lahey, #1 Sterek shipper. Except he’ll deny it until his dying day.
When he, Derek, and Stiles decide they need to be in Beacon Hills for the final showdown Isaac refuses to sit in the front because he ‘doesn’t want to deal with Stiles’. The real reason is that he wants Stiles and Derek to bond again.
He also refuses to share a bed with either of them at their motel so that Stiles and Derek have to share one. He’s read some Destiel fanfic, he knows how that trope works out in the end.
He hides every single on of Derek’s shirts with sleeves so that Derek is stuck wearing a bro tank that Stiles bought him as a gag gift at a gas station. Isaac knows that Stiles likes Derek’s arms.
When Stiles gets hit on a at bar they’re stopped at Isaac waits until Stiles and Derek are occupied and scares the guy away.
In Beacon Hills Isaac suggests that Stiles and Derek team up instead of Stiles and Lydia because their should be a werewolf on every team.
And after the big showdown he finds Derek and Stiles making out in the back of an ambulance while the poor EMT tries to clean Derek’s wounds. Isaac pretends to vomit, but he can hardly keep the smile off of his face.
Sterek AU: When planning what to do for their one year anniversary, Stiles and Derek bicker over the perfect way to celebrate, which spirals into comparing their most romantic gestures to date. Unfortunately Isaac was caught in the crosshairs of their verbal foreplay.