shiny zygarde

corderonegro  asked:

Can you spread the word about a scam by team rocket? They're taking advantage of the news about zygarde by claiming to be trading Zygarde for fully evolved Pokemon, but of course when you trade you get something like a Pidgey. And I'm sure Team Rocket isn't the only group pulling scams like this.

I thought Team Rocket broke up a few decades ago?

Although, it doesn’t surprise me that the Custard Scheme is still alive and well. For those who don’t know, the Custard Scheme is practically as old as Pokémon training, but it gets its name from a particularly infamous example in the early 1920′s. A con man convinced trainers to trade their rare, fully evolved Pokémon in exchange for a Custard, or shiny Meowstic. As you probably guessed, the Meowstic was not shiny. It was a Pokémon dusted with paint powder. So, not only did the trainers loose their Pokémon, they also gained one with health problems (paint in that day often contained lead). By the time the con was stopped, over 10,000 trainers were tricked. None of the Pokémon were ever recovered. The con man was never caught.

The best way to counter this is to only trade Pokémon in officially recognized trade zones, such as Pokémon centers, Pokémon festivals, and the GTS. If someone claims they “have to trade right away” or “don’t have the time to get there,” get out. It is a scheme and an almost impossible to trace one at that.

YOU WANT LEGENDARY POKEMON?

LISTEN THE FUCK UP.

I’M FUCKIN SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE ASKING FOR FUCKIN LEGENDARY POKEMON ON THE GTS FOR A GODDAMN SLOWPOKE OR SOME OTHER DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT SO HERE’S WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN.

I’M GONNA FLOOD THE GTS WITH FUCKING SOLGALEO, LUNALA, COSMOG, COSMOEM, TYPE:NULL, SILVALLY, ALL THE TAPU, KARTANA, CELESTEELA, BUZZWOLE, PHEROMOSA, ZYGARDE, ARCEUS, SHINY AND NON SHINY CELEBI AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE YOU SHITHEADS WANT BECAUSE I JUST WANNA DO A FUCKING DECENT TRADE. I WILL RUIN THE RARITY OF THE LEGENDARY POKEMON SO EVERYONE WILL FINALLY HAVE THEM REGARDLESS OF RELEASE DATES AND OTHER HORSE ASS.

STOP ASKING FOR LEGENDARIES FOR FUCKING SLOWPOKES AND PHANTUMPS. YOU’LL GET YOUR GODDAMN LEGENDARIES. 

SPREAD THIS SHIT AROUND.

LET THE WORLD KNOW.

I’M FUCKIN TIRED OF YOU FUCKHEADS. I’LL GIVE IT TO YA SO YOU’LL FUCKIN GET THE HELL OUTTA MY GTS SO I CAN TRADE SOME GODDAMN FUCKIN POKEMON WITHOUT HAVING TO SIFT THROUGH 300 RETARDS ASKING FOR FUCKING LEGENDARY POKEMON IN RETURN FOR A DAMN SANDSHREW.

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Three cheers for three powerful Legendary Pokémon! Don’t miss your chance to get Zygarde, Shiny Xerneas, and Shiny Yveltal: http://bit.ly/1rdXcB8

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Some serial codes to obtain the shiny XY legendaries and Zygarde will be running weekly during the XY & Z anime.

The serial code for a level 100 shiny Xerneas with the moves Geomancy, Moonblast, Aromatherapy, and Focus Blast will be distributed on October 9th. Shiny Yveltal with the moves Oblivion Wing, Sucker Punch, Dark Pulse, and Foul Play will be distributed on November 5th & a regular Zygarde with moves Land’s Wrath, Extreme Speed, Glare & Outrage on November 12th.

Shiny Xerneas, Shiny Yveltal & Zygarde event mentioned in the CoroCoro

The Serial codes for the event will be given on Pokémon XY & Z

Shiny Xerneas on October 29

Moves:

-  Geomancy

- Moonblast

- Aromatherapy 

- Focus Blast


Shiny Yveltal on November 5 


Moves:

- Oblivion Wing

- Sucker Punch

- Dark Pulse

-  Foul Play

Zygarde on November 12

Moves: 

- Land’s Wrath

-  Extreme Speed

- Glare

- Outrage


This event is for Japan




Translated by Serebii

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Zygarde, Shiny Xerneas & Shiny Yveltal will be available via Internet for a limited time this month for the main 3DS games! Zygarde is from May 2 - 8, Shiny Xerneas May 11 - 17, Shiny Yveltal May 20 - 26! 

Pokemon Drinking Game (giveaway edition)

Take a drink everytime:

  • someone complains about their pokemon not trading
  • the reason the pokemon cant be traded is because it’s gts locked
  • Its a pokemon in an illegal ball
  • the person claims its legit because it was bred in 6th gen
  • but its a fucking espurr (or something)  in a love ball
  • they keep on with its legit, the pokemon is obviously hacked as fuck
  • they say all their pokemon are legitimate shiny
  • the pokemon all have the same ot but different trainer ids
  • someone asks for a boost, its the same five people tagged every time
  • try to giveaway more pokemon than they can handle
  • the giveaway needs to be paused because they hacked too many ivs and evs on to it
  • someone tries to do a shiny volcanion, celebi, and zygarde gts giveaway
  • someone reblogs your reblog giveaway that was over 5 months ago
  • no one reads the giveaway post
  • “i cant find a (insert common pokemon here) can i deposit something else”
  • its three hours after a giveaway, your ds is put away, someone asks for leftovers
  • “can i get another pokemon for my brother?” (its a scam 95% of the time)
  • you get an anon calling you a bitch for not giving them a pokemon
  • you get an anon saying youre taking too long when there are 50 people in line before them
  • you get an anon that says theyve been deposited for 20 minutes and if they should re-deposit
  • “why havent you traded my pokemon” they have the wrong level lock
  • they dont write the correct code in