haikyuu!!
  • kageyama: i'm gonna beat you to the gym!!
  • hinata: no way i'm totally gonna be faster!!
  • kageyama: i'm going to buy you a bunch of flowers imported from spain!!
  • hinata: oh yeah well i'm going to buy you a box of real belgian chocolate!!
  • kageyama: well then i guess i'll just have to marry the shit out of you!!
  • hinata: not if i can fuckin marry you harder!!