“I should’ve come home a little bit longer so i can get perfect timing while you two *BEEEEP**BEEEEP**beeeeeeep**BEEEP** and prepare my phone camera ready so i can snap some good pics”
oh god. he’s really mad.
“please, continue your business, don’t mind me”
“Hyesungie, please, it’s all misunderstanding, i haven’t… i mean—i didn’t do anything! i swear… this man…! i mean, he’s not even a man!! he’s” “It’s okay, Kim Dongwan, i know you just want to be bottom sometimes” “HOLY FKIN GOD JUST GIMME TIMES TO EXPLAIN!!!”
“I SWEAR HYESUNGIE I’M THE VICTIM HERE!! WHY DON’T YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT?!!”