The ONLY WAY to not accidentally romance Kaiden is to be a DICK to him. If I’m nice suddenly THAT’S FLIRTING? Who wrote this and can I officially call Nice Guy Bullshit?
Also Liara romancing creeps me out too. It’s shoved at you way too much and she’s all super young (for her species) and naive and shy and virginal and all that crap and WHYYYY DO SO MANY MEN GET OFF ON THAT.
The Matriarch bartender on Illium is probably the best NPC so far. Google tells me she is Matriarch Aethyta. Why can’t I take HER on the Normandy? The ship needs a snarky bartender, right? COME OOOON xD
so I am curious about Joker… does the ME universe not have sufficient mobility assistance? He mentions crutches but if his bones are in that bad of shape you’d think this universe would have some kind of hovering wheelchair or some cool shit like that. xD
(… sometimes I fantasize about having a hovering chair. It would make things like stairs and being at eye level during conversation SO MUCH FUCKING EASIER)