shinee pun

KPOP PUNS

Why did Onew fail his math test?

He didn’t Min-know any of the answers

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What month is Jin the happiest?

Nam-June

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What did G-dragon get for his birthday?

A lapT.O.P

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Why does everyone love Lay?

His dancing is amazhang

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What is Xiumin’s favorite day of the week?

Kim JONG-DAY

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What does Vixx like ordering at Olive Garden?

Ravi-oli

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What did Ken wear to the studio?

A Leo-tard

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What did Kai have for lunch?

Do Kyungsoop

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How does Ricky propose?

By Niel-ing down

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How do you properly greet mamamoo?

Hwasa-p

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What does Vernon say when he hits his toe on a stool?

Hosh-shit

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Why couldn’t Taemin unlock the front door?

His Key was too shinee

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What does The8 like in his tea?

Jeonghuney

(What does Chanyeol like in his tea?)

Baekhyuney)

-more to come hehshsjjsjshhshsjjsjs I need jisoos

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Yuzuru Hanyu + Spins - GPF 2015 SP (Congrats on another WR!)

LOLOLOL puns pt. 1

ME: I checked my phone earlier for the time, it was
   2PM.
LN: When I grow older I really want to join the ARMY.
ME: ‘any ARMYS here??? xDDDD’ (sorry I had to ^^)
ME: Guess how long I’ve been doing revision for
   4MINUTE.
LN: Do you know how many times I dropped my phone today
   TWICE.
LN: My favourite thing to learn about in science is
    BIGBANG.
ME: I have a Crush on Jimin. ;) (as we all know LMAO)
ME: I just got a book guess what page I’m on
   Seventeen.
LN: So I’m doing a documentary, I’m on
      Day6.
ME: I just bought new earrings, they’re really SHINee.
LN: My favourite type of cake is
      Red Velvet.


@min-gyeom-kook and I are probably gonna do more of these soon ^^

  • Me: *watches taemin's teaser* Oh nice.
  • Me: *goes back to living life*
  • SM: What are u doing
  • SM: Look at him
  • Me:
  • SM: LOOK AT HIM
  • Me:
  • SM: Look at this boy
  • Me:
  • SM: Isn't he beautiful?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *calls 911*
  • 911: What's your emergency
  • Me: A Korean entertainment company has trespassed into my home and is forcing me to watch Taemin
  • 911: That's a beautiful torture. For stuff like this you shouldn't have pressed my number
  • Me: ...?
  • SM: LOOOOooooK at HIMMMM. TAEMINnnn