Mommy, Daddy, why ...?
  • They are around 5 years old.
  • --Boruto--
  • Boruto : Mommy grandpa is too old.. He will almost die?
  • Hinata : Boruto!
  • Hiashi : ... today's children are so mean.
  • --Sarada--
  • Sarada : Papa can I sleep with you and Mama today?
  • Sasuke : Why ?
  • Sarada : That's because I suspect there are ghosts in your bedroom.
  • Naruto : Ghosts ?
  • Sarada : Yes, last nights I heard weird noises from Mamma and Papa's bedroom, while they were sleeping, I guess.
  • Sasuke : *turns red*
  • Naruto : Hehehehe~ You and Sakura are havin' fun togeth-
  • Sasuke : Shut up!
  • --Chouchou--
  • Chouchou : Mommy, When daddy will give birth ?
  • Karui : Huh?
  • Chouchou : Daddy is pregnant, no?
  • Karui : No he is just fa-
  • Chouji : chubby! I'm just a little chubby!
  • --Inojin--
  • Inojin : Mommy I have a question.
  • Ino : What is it dear ?
  • Inojin : Where is your penis ?
  • Sai : Mom doesn't have a penis, she has a-
  • Ino : STOP! YOU TWO!!
  • --Shikadai--
  • Shikadai : ...
  • Temari : Yes ?
  • Shikadai : Nothing.
  • Temari : If you have a question you can ask me, I'm your mom and you can ask for everything.
  • Shikadai : ... No I really have any question.
  • Temari : Don't worry, I'm your mommy, tell me Shikadai-
  • Shikadai : That's not needful Mom.
  • Temari : ASK ME A QUESTION!!
  • Shikamaru : Troublesome woman.