Steve: (Y/N), I would like you to meet Bucky. Bucky, this is (Y/N), the one I was telling you about.
Bucky: This is them?
(Y/N): So-um-what did Steve tell you about me?
Steve and Bucky: Nothing!
Bucky: …Did you really try to eat his shield?
(Y/N): It was one time and I was starving! I was about to die!
Steve: We had been walking for fifteen minutes.
(Y/N): There was no civilization for miles!
Steve: We were just going around the compound.
(Y/N): Ugh, shut up, Mister Perfect. I’ve been personally attacked in this conversation so I’m leaving. It was nice meeting you Bucky.
Bucky: You too.
Steve: So, did they pass your test
Bucky: I approve.